第1章
“wuwu，wokezenmejianrena.”
linfengfengtingdaolenvrengengyandeshengyinhuanhuandizhengkaiyanjing，yigexuebaidejifu，xiuzhangmeituidenvren，tangzaizijiyibian。
不敢置信！
tashudicongchuangshangzuoqi，kanzheyanqiandeyimu，dunshijingdaile。
这是做梦？
takandao，qiangshangguazheyigezhanxinguali，gualishangshitangtoudedenglijun，wulunzhanzaiwuzilinagejiaoluokan，douhuichaozhezijiweixiao。
yizhangyangmufangxingzhuozi，shangmiangaizheyikuaitoumingdeboli，boliyazhefahuangdebaozhi。
erzhuozishang，bijiaozhengqi。
shangmianfangzhetangcichabei，yiben《gangtieshizenyanglianchengde》，shitacongditanshangqimaoqianmaide，haiyouyigebaisetaocideweirendiaoxiang。
ziji，zheishizhongshengle？tayongshouroucuozheizijidelian，ganshouzhezijidewendu。
“linfeng，nizheigechusheng，weishenme，weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo！”
linfengkanleyiyanchuangshangderen，neibuzhengshizijichulian。
neigezijichaosimuxiangdenvrenma！
“jintianshishenmenianyue？”
“nifenglema，jintianshi1983nian，7yue12ri！nizheigechusheng，zheibeizi，wodoubuhuiyuanliangni！”
zhaoxiaojuanshuowan，leiruquanyong，guoranhechuanwendeyiyang，tajiushiyigelangdangzi！
tarouzheyanjing，shentiguozhechuangdan，xuebaidexiaojiaoluzaiwaimian。
suoyoudejiyi，xiangshidianyingjiaojuanyiban，chuansuozaitadenaohai。
自己，穿越了！
tazoudaojingziqian，molemozijineizhangnianqingyingjundemianpang，buxianghoushifafu，yijingyanzhongzouxing。
yandai，baifa，tongtongbujian。
zhaoxiaojuan，zijidechulian。zaizheigeteshudeniandaili，ganqingshifeichangdechuncuide。
bushiyinweitayouduoshaoqian，duoyoudiwei。
ershiyinweineitianyangguanghenhao，tachuanzheyijiantaaidebaichenshan。
keshihaojingbuzhang，zheigerendubo，buwuzhengye。
zaijiarendebipoxia，zhaoxiaojuanzuizhonghenxiaxin，yaohezheigerenduanjuelaiwang。
jiuzaizuotian。tamenzailinfengsusheheleyidunfenshoujiu。
meixiangdao，liangrenheduole，xilihutudegunlechuangdan。
tahaisuanqingxing，xiangyaozhengzha，naihelinfengliqitaida。
diyicijiuzheimebeiqiangxingduozou。
“xiaojuan，zhendeshini，taihaole，taihaole，haha。”linfengyibabaozhulezhaoxiaojuan，yanleiyesuizheixiaoshenghualuo。
啪！
zhaoxiaojuantuikaileyigeerguangdazailelinfengdelianshang，nudao：“nigun，nigun，wo，wobuyaozaikandaoni！”
suiranaileyibazhang，linfenghaishifeichanggaoxingde。
疼！
这不是梦。
xianzai，juranyouxiangyaozijideshenzi！chusheng，zhenshichusheng！
linfengcongxingfenzhizhongzouchu，tazhidao，yihui，zhaozhurenjiuhuidaizhewangchangzhangdengren，zhuabaotamen。
meijiehuntongju，neikeshizhongzui！
liumangzuizuigaokeyipanchusixingde。
zaiqianshi，zijijiubeitamenjizhuazhule。
benlaiwangchangzhangyaoshijiaojibaoweikede。
keshichangzhangdexinchangbuhuai，zhidaozhishinianqingrenfanleyigecuowu，bingmeiyoubaoan，zhishibalinfengjicitui。
zijifuqinxinkubansheng，zanxialaidejixujizijipaolaidezhengshigongzhibiao，jiuzheiyangbeizhaozhurendeerzijizhanle。
erzhaoxiaojuan，yechenglechanglibeikaichule。
“kanbaneigesaohuojide，jiuyigeyuele，dourenbuzhu。”
“jiushi，yigeyuedoumeibanfalikainanrena。sao，jiushisao。”
changliderenyilunfenfen。zheixiebeihoujiaoshetouderen，wanquanbuyayuhoushidewangbao。
zhaoxiaojuangengshichengshouzhejudadejingshenyali。
zici，linjiaderenfanduitamendehunshi，yaoqiulinfengduanjuehezheigenvliumangdelaiwang。
erduifangdejiating，tingshuolinfengdianwuletadenver，yehuilehunyue。
两边闹得不可开交。
zuizhong，zhaoxiaojuanlianxishanglelinfeng。yaozuozuihoudejuelie。
keshi，yijiubeilinfengdehuayanqiaoyusuopian。
“wozaijinizuihouyicijihui，linfeng！wobutuniqian，butunigongzuo，wozhituniren，nibiezaidulehaobuhao，duiwohaojiuxing，womenmingtian，daizhezijideshenfenzheng，siben！”
zhaoxiaojuandeshanliang，ranglinfenghengandong，neixinyexiangduizheigenvrenhaoyidian，rangtayibeizibuchouchibuchouchuan。
linfengyibabaozhuleta，diantoudaying。
keshi，daochangdezhiyouzhaoxiaojuan，erlinfengzeshimeiyouqu！
neitian，weilejizhaoxiaojuanyigehaodeshenghuo，linfengjuedingfangshouyibo，hejigehupenggouyouqutouchanglidewuzi，jieguodangchangzhuagexianxing。
erneixiehupenggouyou，quanbazerentuidaolelinfengdetoushang。zuizhong，linfengbeipanleshinian。
fuqindezhicishi，congciyijuebuzhen，jingshenweimi，meiliangnianjiusile。
ertademuqin，yesuihouhuanleyichangdabing，gensuifuqinerqu。
zhaoxiaojuankudengbulai，beifuzhepoxiedemingtou，shiwangdetiaohezisha。
linfengyincihuihenzhongshen。fumu，zijiweilaideqizi，doubeizijizheigebuzhongbuyizhirenjihaile！
shiniandelaoyu，rangtachengzhanglehenduo，chuyuzhihou，gaiguozixin，jiashangganshanglehaoshihou，henkuaijiuchengleyiwanfuweng。
keshi，rucidacuo，rangtayibeizidouwufayuanliangziji，zhongshenxianrushenshendezizezhizhong。
shangtianjiranjitalezhonghuoyishidejihui，zheiyishi，jueduibuhuigufuzheigenvhai！
gengbuhuirangfumuzaiweizijicaolao！
“xiaojuan，nichuanhaoyifu，ganjincongchuanghukouhuijia，jizhu，zouhoumiandexiaolu，yaokuai。”
“怎么了？”
linfenglaibujijieshi，tazhidao，zaiguoyihui，zhaozhurenjiuhuidaizhechangzhangchuxianzaizheigedifang。
“kuai，nitinghua。laibujijieshiele。”
zhaoxiaojuanbuzhidaofashengleshenme，danshi，linfengzheimeshuo，tajiuzheimezuo。
ganjinchuanshangyifu，congchuanghushang，anzhaolinfengdefenfulikai。
gangzouliangfenzhong，zhaozhurenjiudaizhewangchangzhangdaolemenkou。
zoudaomenqian，zhaozhurengongzheyao，xiaozheduizhechuanzhezhiyezhuangdewangchangzhangdao：“zheigebaihuaiwomenchanglishenghuozuofengdegounannv，jiuzailimian。”
changzhangshuangshoubeizaishenhou，meitoujinsuo，yiangtou，zhaozhurenjiuwanqushizhi，qiaomen。
“谁啊？”
wuneidelinfengdalegehaqian，tazhidao，gailaide，haishilaile。
“领导来看你了。”
“lingdao？wo，wohaimeichuanyifuni，shaodeng”
“kuaikaimen！biemoji！”
zheishihou，zhaozhurenjitadegoutuiziwangdazhuangshileyigeyanse，dazhuanglinghuilelingdaodeyisi，yongshentimengranyizhuang。
开了。
danjian，linfengzhengzaihuangmangdechuanzhebenmingnianhongkucha。
wangchangzhangshiyigenvren，kandaozheiyangdeqingjing，likemeitoujinzhou，tougengshiniuleguoqu。
“wangchangzhang，zhaozhuren，nimenzheishigansha？”
linfengyibuzheti，ganjinwuzhulezhongyaobuwei，kanleyixia，jinwuneidesiwugeren，younanyounv，nandechuanzhezhongshanzhuang，nvdezeshichuanzhelansebuyi。
zhaozhurenlenghengdao：“wangchangzhang，zheijiannvrenjiuzaizheibeizili！”
shuozhe，zhaozhurenzhilezhigaogaoguqidebeizi。yikanjiuxiangshiyigerenxing。
“shenmeren？zhaozhuren，nishuoshenmeni？”
“我让你装！”
wangdazhuangnudao：“meixiangdaoa，nipingchangsisiwenwende，juranzuochuzheiyangwochuodeshi。”
zhaozhurengubudexuduo，xiankaibeizi，jiushirangzheijianfuyinfu，baoluzaidatingguangzhongzhixia。
“大家看！”
suoyourendoukanshale，chuangshangjuranshilianggezhentou。