sundagangyizhidengdaogaoliangditouwurenle，zheicaizuanchulai，yinerbizhongrenlaidewanlexie。
qianfangweimanleren，tashangbuqingchujiujingfashengleheshi。
suishuozhixiaodingshiyourenzaixinggouqiezhishi，danzongdexiannongmingbaishisheiba！
sundagangcikejiangyiduizhizhangdepaitouduanlechulai。
weinengxunsujishangqianquqiaogemingbai，yehaozhixiaoshisheihuailetadehaoshi，rihouhaojineirenchuanxiaoxie。
sundagangshuodeyizhengciyan，jujubulijitiherenmin。
“孙大刚来了！”
“**！zheixiayouhaoxikanle！”
......
yiqunrenqiaojiansundagang，kaishijiaotoujieer。
“neige......sun......sunduizhang！”
zhanzaisundagangqianmiandecunmin，yibianjitaranglu，yibiankekebaba，doubuzhigairuheyanyule！
zheikeshiquantaohualingshengchanduide“xianchangzhibo”a！
zuoweiyigenanren，zheiliansuanshidiudaolaolaojiale！
“杨翠花？”
sundaganggangganghaibaizheyifuguanjiazi，zhigaoqiangdicongrenqunhoufangzoujinlai。
kedangkanqing“nvzhuyan”shisheishi，shunjiandairuomuji。
“wo**madeyangcuihua！”
sundagangyigejianbuchongshangqianqu，duizhexifuyangcuihuabianshiyidunquandajiaoti！
neidazuibazishandezhentianxiang！
meiyounagenanrennengshoudelezheige，hekuangtahaishiyoutouyouliandeyiduizhizhang。
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renqunhoudeguoxiaoyaojianciqingjing，lengxiaoyisheng，xiaoshengdunangdao：
“zheibuguoshigekaiduan，baofuhaizaihoutouni！”
tawanwanmeixiangdao，yangcuihuazheigeqianshilideheixinzhangmuniangrucipeihe，jianzhikanchengshenzhugong！
zheikebidairenzhuojiansundagangxiaoguoqiangtaiduole！zhenjieqi！
jiuzaiguoxiaoyaoanzixinxizhishi，houfanghuranchuanlaiyishengdahe：
“kuaibasunduizhanglazhu，huichurenmingde！”
zhongrenqishuashuawangguoqu，yuanlaishidaduishujichenming。
youlegenggaocengdezhiling，cunminmenfenfenshangqian，jiangsundaganglakai。
cishidesundagangyedaleile，gengduodeshibeiqidegouqiang。
suishuorenbeizhuaikaile，danzuishangrengweitingxie，zuzongshibadaidilunfan“wenhou”zheyangcuihua。
zheishi，jigepingsushanyuayufengchengderenganmangtuoxiawaiyi，rangfunvmenguoqujiyangcuihuazhexiu。
ranercikedesundagangnahaiyouxinsiliuyizheixie！
奇耻大辱啊！
daduishujichenmingshitingdaoxiaoxihoucongcongganlaide。
jiancichurenduo，youzaizhuangjiadili，zaicixiadamingling：
“barendaiqudaduibu，dajialiuyizhedian，biesunhuaileyangmiao！”
“chenshujia！wozheizhuangjiabeizaotalezheimeduo，zheikeruheshihaoa！”
tingdaobiecaihuaizhuangjia，xinglaosanaodeyisangzi。
“nitongjiyixiazonggongsunhuaileduoshaokeyumi，shaohoudaodaduibugaozhiwo，zheigesunshirangtamenliangrenpeichang！”
chenmingshuozhe，zhilezhilierlaiheyangcuihua。
“ai！xiexiechenshuji！sheibashoudiantongjiewoyixia？”
xinglaosanzijimeidaishoudiantong，shengpayihuierzhongrendouzoule，tameifakanqingzhuangjiadesunshiqingkuang。
“**，zheigelierlailianrendouzaota，zheixiebeizaotadeyumiyangmiaojiugaitayirenpeichang！”
gangganghaiqidesiquhuolaidesundagang，tingwenyaorangyangcuihuahelierlaigongtongpeichangsunshi，dangjibuganle。
yangcuihuashitajiaderen，rangyangcuihuapeichang，buhaishitataoqian？
xifurangrenjiwanle，haiyaowangwaitaoqian，sundagangzheigeshicairumingzhirenzennengyingyun。
tacikeyebuguyangcuihuajitadailvmaozile，zhijieweihuqilai。
“pingshaa！zheishiliangqingxiangyuede......”
lierlaitingdaorangzijiyirennaqian，dangjifanbo。
kehuahaiweishuowan，jiujiansundagangchongleguolai。
“pingsha？jiupingzheiquantou！”
梆梆梆......
sundaganglunqiwangbaquan，chaozhelierlaikaishimengzou。
gangganglierlaiyouduoshuang，cikejiuyouduotongku！
“aiyou！biedale，woyirenpeihaibuxingma！chenshuji，ninkebunengbuguana！”
lierlaibeidadeguikulanghao，jimangxiangdaduishujichenmingqiujiu。
“xingle，dagangbiedale，yaoanguijubanshi，huidaduibujiejue。”
rangsundagangdaleyizhen，yegaichuqile，chenmingzheicaichushengzulan。
tongshijizoudaoshenpangdeminbinglianzhangshilegeyanse。
minbinglianzhangxinlingshenhui，daitouzhaohujigerenjianglierlaiheyangcuihuadengrendaiwangdaduibu。
yibangrengenzaihoumian，toutoudidouwuzhezuitouxiao。
zheiniantou，kemeiyoubizheigengjingcaideguale！
“doutemebiegenzhe，jilaozigunhuiqukandianying！”
孙大刚破口大骂。
ciketajiansheixiao，doufangfoshizaidatadelian。haixianggenzhechigua？
没门儿！
“dajiadousanleba！liangguchangneibianfangdianyingdehaiwenwoyaobuyaojixufangni。
yiniankejiuzheimeyicijihui，xiangzaikandianyingjiudedengmingnianle。”
陈明提醒道。
“zou，dajiaqukandianyingba！”
“shia，《lushanlian》tinghaokande。”
......
yikanmeifajixuchiguale，dajiatuierqiuqici。
hulayixia，cunminmenyoudouwangliangguchangpaoqu，bijingdianyinghaimeiting，wanhuiqujiushaokanleyiduan。
buguofangcailaiyumidizheiyitangyezhile，duizhangdexifudourangdajiadabaoyanfule，haisheqiusha？
dajiasanwuchengqun，jiebanwanghuizou。
“woshuoxiaoyaoge，nishizafaxiande？”
王强凑过来问道。
“gaosutamenjige，genrenherendoubunengshuoshiwoshuode！”
郭逍遥提醒了一句。
“为啥？”
wangqiangyishimeifanyingguolai。
“goushengzi，nipingshinaoziyebubena，jinergezahuishi？
那特么是我二婶啊！
woyaoshizhidaoshita，shuoshayebunengrangnimenqukanzheichuxia！
这都叫啥事儿啊！”
guoxiaoyaoguyiluchuyifubidouehaiyuandebiaoqing，zhuanshenliqu。
“doutingdaomei？sheiyebuxushuochuqu，zanmenyinshuibiewanglewajingren！
wanyiyihouhaiyouhaoxikanni！”
yipangdezhuliangtixingdahuo。
“neishiziran，juebunengbaxiaoyaogemaile，yaobushita，jinergekekanbudaozheime**dechangmian！”
lingwaijigexiaohuozisuishengfuhe。
doushishangweichengjiaderen，guoguoyanyin、shouyin，yesuanshikailehun！
shijigerenzhuishangguoxiaoyao，xixihahadiyitongchaoliangguchangzouqu。
yongwangqiangdehualaishuo，haidejixuxuexichuduixiangdefazi。
liangguchangshang，yiqunweichugedeguniangmenliuzaiyuandi。
fangcaideshi，nanrenmennengqucourenao，yihundeshenzidaniangmenyexing，danweidutamenbuxing。
zheishiqianbainianlaichuanxiadeguiju。
zheiyaoshizaiwangqiantuigejishishangbainian，dajiaguixiudoushibunengchuxiuloude。
genghekuangshineizhongdayezhandechangjing，zenkenengyunxutamenguankan。
dangxiaoxichuanhuidaoliangguchang，zhongrenzuilibutingniantaozheyangcuihuashi，nvhaidangzhongyouliangrendangchangshihua。
guoxiaoyaoqiaoleqiao，zhengshiqianshilitajiepandexifusunxiaoyanhetadesanmeisunxiaoying。
sundagangyuyousigehaizi，laodashinanhai，mingweisunxiaoying。
laoer、laosanjieshiguinv，fenbieshisunxiaoyanhesunxiaoying。
laosirengshierzi，jiaozuosunxiaoyong，tamenxiongmeisirennianlingyicixiangchayisui。
yebuzhishifouyinsundagangdangnianbaoguoxiaoyaohuilaichongxideyuangu，yangcuihuajingshiyinianshengyige，lianshenglesinian。
daoyejunyun，liangerliangnv，ernvshuangquan！
tingdaozhongrendeyilunyijitouxiangtamendechaofengmuguang，sunxiaoyanhesunxiaoyingdangchanglengzhu。
tamenjianzhiwufajieshouzheiyishishi！
tamendemuqinzenhuishizheibanmoyang！
zheiyetairangtamenyanmiansaodile，wanghouhairuhechumenjianren？
guoxiaoyaolengxiaoyisheng，haibuwangmiaoleyiyansunxiaoyandeduzi，cishishangweixianhuai。
danyiqianshisunxiaoyanzijisuoyan，ciketayiranhuaiyou**dehaizi，zhishiyuefenshangqianbale。
“装什么清纯？”
guoxiaoyaozaixinzhongmadao：“sunxiaoyan，niyunimuqindoushiyiluhuose！”
laohuashuo，youqifubiyouqizi！
yousundagangheyangcuihuazheiduibuzhilianchidefumu，yangchusunxiaoyanzheibanshuixingyanghuadenver，yejiubuzuweiqile。
“xiangranglaozixidangdie，zaijiezheigepan？
门都没有！
nimendengzheba，qianshikuiqianwode，zheiyishidingrangnimenjiabeichanghai！”
guoxiaoyaojinshizaixinlizheibanxiang，waibiaoquerensheiyeqiaobuchutazaishengqi。
zijiyiyouxujiuweicengjiandaoyangfumuhelaopohaizi，guoxiaoyaozhuanshenchaojiazouqu。
qianshili，yangfumuzaozaolishi，guoxiaoyaomeimeiyiqi，jieshiaohuibuyi。
weihemeinengzaoxiezhuandaoqian，zaoxieweiyangfumuhaohaojianchashenti。
ruonengruci，tamenerlaoyebuzhiyuzaozaoyinbingcishi。
haiyouzijidelaopozhangwanqingheshuangbaotainver，rujinguoxiaoyaozhixiaolezhenxiang，xiangdaotamenniangsa，xinbianruzhenzhabantengtong！
tazhenxiwangcikenengtengsiziji，yicilaibiaodaduitamenniangsadekuijiu。
yeseshenchen，quezulanbuzhuguixinsijianzhiren！
guoxiaoyaoyuezouyuekuai，zuihousuoxingbenpaoqilai。
“ba、ma，xifuhaiyouwodelianggebaobeiguinv！
nimendengzhe，wohuilaile！
zheiyishi，wojuebuhuizairangnimenrenherenshounapayisiyihaodeku！
wanghouderizi，wohuirangnimenguoshangshishangzuixingfudeshenghuo！
zanmenyijiarenyongyuankaikaixinxindizaiyiqi！”
shuxidezhaiyuanjianjin，zhizhiwangjianyuanzilixixiangfangneizhanmeiyoudengsanfazhehunandeguangmang，guoxiaoyaoleiruquanyong。
tayounengjikejiandaoqinrenle！
zaijiushi，fenjiashihuizaorenchixiaode，sunjiayishiruci。
laoyezisunfuguihesunlaotaitaiwuliandangjia，tongguanzhedaerzisuntieniuheererzisundaganglianggexiaojia，yitongjuyutongyizhaiyuan。
shangfangwuyongzhiyi，zishidangjiarensunfuguihewulianlaoliangkoujuzhu。
yizhaodongdaxixiaodeguiju，laodasuntieniuyijiabenyingzhuxiangduijiaohaodedongxiangfang，laoersundagangjiazezhutiaojianjiaochadexixiangfang。
ranerbuzhiweihe，sunlaotaitaiwulianzhiyiyaoqiuranglaoersundagangyijiazhudongxiangfang，baxixiangfangliujilaodasuntieniu。
guoxiaoyaodeyangfusuntieniuxingqingwenhe，congbuyufumudingzui，rangzhuxixiangfangbianzhuxixiangfang，haowuzhengzhi。
正所谓顺者为孝！
jianxixiangfanglimeiyoudengliangzhe，guoxiaoyaozhixiaozijideyangfumushangweishuixia，ganmangzoulejinqu。
“ba、ma！wohuilaile！”
kandaoliangweishougulinxundeqinren，guoxiaoyaodeleishuizaiduzhibuzhudiliutang。
“laoerzihuilaile！zheishizadele？zahaikushangle？shisheiqifunile？”
kandaoguoxiaoyaoleiliumanmian，yangmuzhaoguiyunjimangzoushangqianlaichakan。
suishiyangzi，dantacongweijiangguoxiaoyaoshizuowairen，yuzijideqinshengernvyibanwuer。
fangcaitazhengzaiweisuntieniu**zuotuidejirou。
dangnian，yiweiyoufanglangzhongcengyan，ruoyouqijichuxian，suntieniudezheitiaozuotuishangyoukangfudekeneng。
danqiantishibunengrangjirouhuaisi，fouzeyiqiejieshikongtan。
zineiyihou，zhaoguiyunzhiyaocongtianjianlaozuoguilai，douhuiweizhangfu**shoushangdezuotui。
bulunchunxiaqiudong，bulunyanhankushu，congweiyouyirijianduan。
zaitazhipodexinzhong，riripanzheqijijianglin，zijidenanrennenggouzhongxinzhanliqilai。
sundagangdetui，shiyindangnianshengchandaduiyaoqiumeijiachuyiminglaoliqianwanglinchangzuogong。
sunjiadelaoersundagangnaisunfuguihewuliandexintourou，ziranbunengrangqiqianwanglaozuo。
yushi，zheigemingebianluodaolesuntieniutoushang。
raner，youyuquefafamujingyan，zaifangshushisuntieniudezuotuibushenbeizadao。
zuoweigongshang，gongshejiyulebushaobuchang。
sunjialaotaitaiwulianqiaozheyoushimimianyoushiqiande，xiaodezuidouhebulong。
zhaoguiyunjianzhangfudetuiduanle，xintengdezhidiaolei，yangqiugonggongpopoganjinzhaomachesongzhangfuqushengchengyizhi。
kesunlaotaitaiyiqiaogangdaoshoudeqiankenengmashangjiumeile，xintengbuyi。
tadamaledaerxiyidun，zhirangtaquzhaobencundechijiaoyishenglaiqiaoqiao。
huluankailejifuyao，huafeibudaoyiyuanqian，zheirengrangsunlaotaitaixintenglehaoxietian。
beidili，sunlaotaitaihelaoersundagangyijiatouchigongshepeichangdemimian，haibutingdiniantaozheduokuimeirangsundagangquchugong，buranzazhetuidejiushitaererzile。
youyuweinengdedaojishiyizhi，suntieniudezuotuiwufashouli，luoxialecanji。
“ma，zaitaohualingnayourenganqifuninerziwoya？jiushiganggangkandianyingkande。”
guoxiaoyaocalecayanlei，fuyanleguoqu。
“haiyoulianshuomeirenganqifuni，neinijiulebuqila？
doushichengjiaderenle，zajiubuzhixintengxintengwulideren！”
tangzaikangshangdesuntieniumaleguoxiaoyaoyiju，lianshangquehaowunuse。
xianranbingfeizhenxinzema，zhishixiangrangerzimingbaishili。
“爸，我知道！”
duonianweicengtingdaozheiyangzhuangdemasheng，guoxiaoyaogaoxingdebudele。
“zhidaogepi！meitiandailianggehaizihaiyaozuojiawu，duoxinku！
haoburongyinengkancidianying，jiubuzhidaodainixifuyikuaierqua？”
suntieniudemashengzaiduxiangqi。