第5章
gudongyishengbianmeileyingzi。
bieshuoshituzile,lianmaodoumeikanjianyigen。
mulanzhilinzhebiandanzuanjinqukanyiyan,nuqichongchongdechulaile。
erlaizijianzhuangniutouyaopao,beimulanzhiyibiandanjichoutuishangle。
“ninongdiulewodetuzi,yaoqunali?”
erlaizidengyan:“woshilaiyaozhangde,nihaiqianwoqianni!”
mulanzhilengxiao:“shaochemeiyongde,bushishuohaoleyigeyuezhineihaiqian,yaogemaoxian?”
“ninongdiulewodetuzi,wojintianjiubanijidachengletuzi。”
hualuo,mulanzhilunqibiandanmeitoumeinaodezalexiaqu。
tashizhendenule,haoburongyiyouyizhituzijintiandasuanqumailehuandianliangshide。
jieguojiuzheimediaojinlemaokengli,liangshiyepaotanglea。
erlaibeipitougailiandezou,tayeshipishi,yibianaizouyibianhou:
“kuailairena,dajiakuailaikana,heixiongjingqianzhaibuhai,haidaren,dajiakuailaikan,meitianlilea!!”
tahandehuanshi,mulanzhizoudeyeguoyin:
“han,nishijingdehan!”
“wokanzheicunziliyoumeiyourentinichutou!”
erlaizheimeyihan,wuzilizhengzaishuijuedelianggehaiziyetingdaole,paqilaipazaichuangkouwangwaikan。
“guoguo,houmahaoxiangbuyiyangleni!”xiaoxiaozhabazheyanjingdao。
“caibushi,nibiebeitajipianle,niwangletayiqianshizenmedawomende,haoleshangbawangleteng?”
“nijizhu,gougaibulechishi。”yangaijunyilianyansudejiaoyumeimei。
xiaoxiaowaizhetouxianglexiang,shiluludeyanjingguliulejiquan,henbuzantongdedao:
“budui,guoguo,gouyeyoubuchishide!”
yangaijuntiaomei:“nizazhidao?”
晓晓举手回答:
“erdanjiadegoujiubuchishi。woheerdanbagoutouanzaishishang,tadoubuchini!”
yangaijunweileng,xianglexiangjiuzhengdao:“neishiyinweinimenandeneituoshimeiweidao。”
xiaoxiaoxiaolianjiujiechengyituan,zhuomozhexiaciyaobuhuanyituoshishi!
erlaizidehansheng,zhouweijihurenjiayetingdaole。
zhishi,dajiatantouchoulechou,youhuiqule。
zheihuishizaoshangzuofandeshihou,jiajiahuhudouzhunbeinongdianchidehaoqushanggong。
xianzaidaduiganhuoshiyaokaohejigongfende。
quwanlejiuhuikoufen,cunminmenleisileihuodeganleyizhengtian,jiuyinweiquwanlebeikougongfenduokuia!
yinci,zhongrenjibianshitingdaoleyemeilicai。
erlaizijianhanjiaobuguanyong,zhinengjianghe:
“haoa,haoa,bujiushiyigetuzi,wopeinijiushile。”
“nibushihaiqianwoqian,tuzidingwumaole。”
mulanzhichixiao:“nihaizhenyoulianshuo,wojiniwumaoqian,nijiwozhuayizhiyimoyiyangdelai!”
“yimoyiyang,niqiangwoweinan!”
mulanzhilengxiao:“neijiaoqiangrensuonan,buhuishuohuajiubieshuo,dui!wojiuqianglezadi!”
shuowanlunqibiandanjixuchou。
erlaiziyoubeichoulejixiazi,shunjiantuoxie:
“yikuai,yikuaixingbuxing?”
“jishangmaideyejiushiyikuaiqianle!”
mulanzhidoubuhuidale,jixuchou。
“neiniyaoduoqian?”erlaizijimanghan。
“woduoqiandoubuyao,woyaoliangshi。”
“riluozhiqian,niyaomejiwonahuilaiyizhizuishaowujindetuzi,yaomejiwonahuilaishijinliangshi。”
erlaiziqidezuidouwaile:
“shijinliangshi,haiwujintuzi,nizheishierena!”
mulanzhidiantou:“dui,wojiushieren,zadi!”
说完继续抽。
二赖子妥协:
”hao,hao,wojininongtuzihaibuxing。”
lanzhihengleyisheng:“shuohaole,wujintuzi,shaoyiliangdoubuxing,riluozhiqianniyaoshibugaohuilai,woqiannideqianyibigouxiao。”
“bushi,nibudoushuoyimashiyima,nihaijiangbujiangdaoli。”erlaiziyiweizijigoubushidongxide,xianzaifaxianzheisipangzibitagengbushidongxi。
mulanzhijiangbiandanwangpangbianyichuo,tiaomeilengxiao:
“wojiubujiang,zadi!”
“nimenbeizhechangjieqianbudoushijiangsanfenli,wozheilijiuzhishouniyiwolini!”
“shajiaoyiwoli。”erlaiziyihuo。
lanzhiliezuixiao:“nijiwodiujinmaofangdeshimutu,haidaizaizile。”
“yongbulejitianjiushiyiwotuzi,tuzizaishengxiaotuzi,ranhouzaishengxiaotuzi。”
“baoshouguji,yizhituziyiniannengshengbashidaoyibaizhi。yigetuziyikuaiqian,yibaizhihaiyibaikuaini。”
“zheihaimeisuanxiaotuzizhangdayihouzaishengde,woshouniyiwoli,wohaikuileni!”
erlaizibeilanzhidewailiqidetuxue,tayaozheyadiantou:
“hao,hao,niniunilihai,woshuobuguoni,wojinizhuatuziqu。”
shuowan,zailanzhizaicifabiaozhiqian,taqihenghengdezoule。
zaoshangchilefan,lianggehaizichuquwanle。
lanzhibeizhekuangzhunbeizaiqushanlizhuanzhuan,zheiyicikeyizoudeshenyidian。
tadasuancaicaoyaokankan,kaoshanchishan,qimayaoqukankanshanlidouyouxieshenme。
gangdaoleyuanzimenkou,quebeicunzhangjiduzhule。
cunzhangjinnianwushiduole,kanshangquxiangqishiduomanliandezhezi。
shoulinazhegeyandaiguo,yibianzouyibianhenhendebadazhe。
jianlanzhichulai,cunzhangkelekeyanhui:
“yangxiaoxifu,nizheimezongshidaochuhuangdangyebushigeshia。”
“zuotianwotingshuo,niyoushuleqian,haibaxiaoyatoujishuchuqule。”
“nibuqudaduishanggongkeyi,keniyebunengzuodetaiguofenba!”
lanzhilianseyibai,jimangbaishou:
“meiyoudeshi,cunzhangnifangxin,woyihoujueduibuhuizaidu,zhiyaowohaizaiyitian。”
cunzhangweileng,meitingdongzheijuhuadeyisi,shajiaotahaizaiyitian。
zhengxiangyaozaiqiaodaqiaodalanzhi,jiuzaizheigeshihou,yuanyuancongcongmangmangpaoguolaiyigenanzi:
“cunzhang,buhaole,duilidezhuyaoxiazaile。”
cunzhangyilianxinxi:“neishihaoshia!”
“keshi,congzuotianxiawujiukaishixia,xiadaolexianzaidoumeichulai,muzhuzheihuisihukuaibuxingle。”
“quzhenshangzhaoshouyilaijikankan。”cunzhangjimangshuodao。
“quzhaole,shouyilaoliangdenverxianai,taquchenglinvxujiale。”
cunzhanglianheile:“wanle,wanle,zheishiyaoquanwana,kuaizou,wogenniqukankan。”
hualuoyebulicailanzhile,congcongmangmangdenazheyandaiguozizoule。
母猪,下崽,难产!
lanzhiyuanbenyaozou,tingdaozheijigecitingxialejiaobu。
zheihaizhenshikeshuiyourensongzhentoua。
shouyilaibule,keshi,tahuia!
tashangbeizikeshizhengjingkebanchushendeshouyi,zuoleshangbaitaishoushudeneizhongni,jinguandaduodoushijueyushoushu。
xiangdaozheilitajiaobuyizhuan,zhuicunzhangqule。