第5章

第5章

gudongyishengbianmeileyingzi。

bieshuoshituzile,lianmaodoumeikanjianyigen。

mulanzhilinzhebiandanzuanjinqukanyiyan,nuqichongchongdechulaile。

erlaizijianzhuangniutouyaopao,beimulanzhiyibiandanjichoutuishangle。

“ninongdiulewodetuzi,yaoqunali?”

erlaizidengyan:“woshilaiyaozhangde,nihaiqianwoqianni!”

mulanzhilengxiao:“shaochemeiyongde,bushishuohaoleyigeyuezhineihaiqian,yaogemaoxian?”

“ninongdiulewodetuzi,wojintianjiubanijidachengletuzi。”

hualuo,mulanzhilunqibiandanmeitoumeinaodezalexiaqu。

tashizhendenule,haoburongyiyouyizhituzijintiandasuanqumailehuandianliangshide。

jieguojiuzheimediaojinlemaokengli,liangshiyepaotanglea。

erlaibeipitougailiandezou,tayeshipishi,yibianaizouyibianhou:

“kuailairena,dajiakuailaikana,heixiongjingqianzhaibuhai,haidaren,dajiakuailaikan,meitianlilea!!”

tahandehuanshi,mulanzhizoudeyeguoyin:

“han,nishijingdehan!”

“wokanzheicunziliyoumeiyourentinichutou!”

erlaizheimeyihan,wuzilizhengzaishuijuedelianggehaiziyetingdaole,paqilaipazaichuangkouwangwaikan。

“guoguo,houmahaoxiangbuyiyangleni!”xiaoxiaozhabazheyanjingdao。

“caibushi,nibiebeitajipianle,niwangletayiqianshizenmedawomende,haoleshangbawangleteng?”

“nijizhu,gougaibulechishi。”yangaijunyilianyansudejiaoyumeimei。

xiaoxiaowaizhetouxianglexiang,shiluludeyanjingguliulejiquan,henbuzantongdedao:

“budui,guoguo,gouyeyoubuchishide!”

yangaijuntiaomei:“nizazhidao?”

晓晓举手回答:

“erdanjiadegoujiubuchishi。woheerdanbagoutouanzaishishang,tadoubuchini!”

yangaijunweileng,xianglexiangjiuzhengdao:“neishiyinweinimenandeneituoshimeiweidao。”

xiaoxiaoxiaolianjiujiechengyituan,zhuomozhexiaciyaobuhuanyituoshishi!

erlaizidehansheng,zhouweijihurenjiayetingdaole。

zhishi,dajiatantouchoulechou,youhuiqule。

zheihuishizaoshangzuofandeshihou,jiajiahuhudouzhunbeinongdianchidehaoqushanggong。

xianzaidaduiganhuoshiyaokaohejigongfende。

quwanlejiuhuikoufen,cunminmenleisileihuodeganleyizhengtian,jiuyinweiquwanlebeikougongfenduokuia!

yinci,zhongrenjibianshitingdaoleyemeilicai。

erlaizijianhanjiaobuguanyong,zhinengjianghe:

“haoa,haoa,bujiushiyigetuzi,wopeinijiushile。”

“nibushihaiqianwoqian,tuzidingwumaole。”

mulanzhichixiao:“nihaizhenyoulianshuo,wojiniwumaoqian,nijiwozhuayizhiyimoyiyangdelai!”

“yimoyiyang,niqiangwoweinan!”

mulanzhilengxiao:“neijiaoqiangrensuonan,buhuishuohuajiubieshuo,dui!wojiuqianglezadi!”

shuowanlunqibiandanjixuchou。

erlaiziyoubeichoulejixiazi,shunjiantuoxie:

“yikuai,yikuaixingbuxing?”

“jishangmaideyejiushiyikuaiqianle!”

mulanzhidoubuhuidale,jixuchou。

“neiniyaoduoqian?”erlaizijimanghan。

“woduoqiandoubuyao,woyaoliangshi。”

“riluozhiqian,niyaomejiwonahuilaiyizhizuishaowujindetuzi,yaomejiwonahuilaishijinliangshi。”

erlaiziqidezuidouwaile:

“shijinliangshi,haiwujintuzi,nizheishierena!”

mulanzhidiantou:“dui,wojiushieren,zadi!”

说完继续抽。

二赖子妥协:

”hao,hao,wojininongtuzihaibuxing。”

lanzhihengleyisheng:“shuohaole,wujintuzi,shaoyiliangdoubuxing,riluozhiqianniyaoshibugaohuilai,woqiannideqianyibigouxiao。”

“bushi,nibudoushuoyimashiyima,nihaijiangbujiangdaoli。”erlaiziyiweizijigoubushidongxide,xianzaifaxianzheisipangzibitagengbushidongxi。

mulanzhijiangbiandanwangpangbianyichuo,tiaomeilengxiao:

“wojiubujiang,zadi!”

“nimenbeizhechangjieqianbudoushijiangsanfenli,wozheilijiuzhishouniyiwolini!”

“shajiaoyiwoli。”erlaiziyihuo。

lanzhiliezuixiao:“nijiwodiujinmaofangdeshimutu,haidaizaizile。”

“yongbulejitianjiushiyiwotuzi,tuzizaishengxiaotuzi,ranhouzaishengxiaotuzi。”

“baoshouguji,yizhituziyiniannengshengbashidaoyibaizhi。yigetuziyikuaiqian,yibaizhihaiyibaikuaini。”

“zheihaimeisuanxiaotuzizhangdayihouzaishengde,woshouniyiwoli,wohaikuileni!”

erlaizibeilanzhidewailiqidetuxue,tayaozheyadiantou:

“hao,hao,niniunilihai,woshuobuguoni,wojinizhuatuziqu。”

shuowan,zailanzhizaicifabiaozhiqian,taqihenghengdezoule。

zaoshangchilefan,lianggehaizichuquwanle。

lanzhibeizhekuangzhunbeizaiqushanlizhuanzhuan,zheiyicikeyizoudeshenyidian。

tadasuancaicaoyaokankan,kaoshanchishan,qimayaoqukankanshanlidouyouxieshenme。

gangdaoleyuanzimenkou,quebeicunzhangjiduzhule。

cunzhangjinnianwushiduole,kanshangquxiangqishiduomanliandezhezi。

shoulinazhegeyandaiguo,yibianzouyibianhenhendebadazhe。

jianlanzhichulai,cunzhangkelekeyanhui:

“yangxiaoxifu,nizheimezongshidaochuhuangdangyebushigeshia。”

“zuotianwotingshuo,niyoushuleqian,haibaxiaoyatoujishuchuqule。”

“nibuqudaduishanggongkeyi,keniyebunengzuodetaiguofenba!”

lanzhilianseyibai,jimangbaishou:

“meiyoudeshi,cunzhangnifangxin,woyihoujueduibuhuizaidu,zhiyaowohaizaiyitian。”

cunzhangweileng,meitingdongzheijuhuadeyisi,shajiaotahaizaiyitian。

zhengxiangyaozaiqiaodaqiaodalanzhi,jiuzaizheigeshihou,yuanyuancongcongmangmangpaoguolaiyigenanzi:

“cunzhang,buhaole,duilidezhuyaoxiazaile。”

cunzhangyilianxinxi:“neishihaoshia!”

“keshi,congzuotianxiawujiukaishixia,xiadaolexianzaidoumeichulai,muzhuzheihuisihukuaibuxingle。”

“quzhenshangzhaoshouyilaijikankan。”cunzhangjimangshuodao。

“quzhaole,shouyilaoliangdenverxianai,taquchenglinvxujiale。”

cunzhanglianheile:“wanle,wanle,zheishiyaoquanwana,kuaizou,wogenniqukankan。”

hualuoyebulicailanzhile,congcongmangmangdenazheyandaiguozizoule。

母猪,下崽,难产!

lanzhiyuanbenyaozou,tingdaozheijigecitingxialejiaobu。

zheihaizhenshikeshuiyourensongzhentoua。

shouyilaibule,keshi,tahuia!

tashangbeizikeshizhengjingkebanchushendeshouyi,zuoleshangbaitaishoushudeneizhongni,jinguandaduodoushijueyushoushu。

xiangdaozheilitajiaobuyizhuan,zhuicunzhangqule。