第1章
“nigankuaiqichuangchuanyifu，ranhougunchuwojia！”
bieshudewoshili，suyunrouchongzhetangzaichuangshangdelutiancuicu。
tayilianxiunudidengxiangzheigenianyueershichutou，bizijinianqingleshiduosuidenanren。
zuowan，suyunrouxinqingbuhao，qujiubamaizui，jieguobeilianggehunhundiaoxi。
dangshizheigegaodaweimengdenanrentingshenerchu，zhijiepingqishihepaoleneilianggeshouxiaodehunhun。
zhihouzheigenanrenbatasonghuilejiali。
daojiazhihou，zuidemimihuhudeta，qingbuzijindiyuzheigenanrenchanmianzaileyiqi。
rujintazhongyuqingxing，weizijidehuangtangjudonghouhuibuyi。
lutianzhengkaiyanjing，kanzheyanqianzheiweishencaifengyu，qizhifengyundenvren。
“啊！你别看！”
suyunrouzheicaiyishidaozijimeichuanyifu，jimangjianqisanluozaichuangshangdeyifu，kuaisuchuanzaishenshang。
“zuowannineimefangdekai，zenmexianzaizheimebuhaoyisi？”
lutianxiaozhediaokan，buyoudexiangqizuowanyuduifangzaichuangshangfengkuangdechangmian。
suyunroulianseyufaxiuhong。
lutiangangchuanhaoyifu，jiubeiduifangliantuidaisangdiganchulebieshu。
“dengdeng，dajie，zanmenxiangshiyichang，kebukeyigaosuwonidemingzi？”
“nimashangjiwogun！woyihoubuxiangzaijiandaoni！”
lutiantanlekouqi，zhuanshenlikai。
zheishihou，tashoujixiangle，jikejietingdianhua。
“wei，laoma，youshenmezhishi？”
“lutian，nidaojiangzhoulema？”
“zuotianwanshangjiudaole，zhunbeijintianjiuqutoukaosuyunrou！duile，nishuosuyunroushigedameinv，shizhendema？”
“dangranshizhende，niwenzheigeganshenme？nibuhuidatadezhuyiba？”
“meiyou！zhishisuibianwenwen，hehe！”
“tasuiranlihunle，dantaweilerangnveryougewanzhengdejia，rengranyuqianfuzhuzaiyiqi！nidaoletajiadeshihou，yaoguijuyixie，bieyingxiangrenjiadezhengchangshenghuo！”
“我明白！”
“tabanguojicijia，woyebuzhidaotaxianzaizhuzainali，nijiuzhijiequtadegongsizhaotaba！”
“ng，wozhengzhunbeiguoquni。”
“xingle，nixianzaineibianluojiao，shuoqilaiwohaojinianmeigenzheiweihaoguimijianmianle，guoduanshijianwoyequneibianzuoke！”
jiangwandianhuazhihou，lutiandeshenqingbiandeningzhong。
laomayiweitalaijiangzhou，zhishiweiletoukaosuyunrou，qingqiusuyunroujitaanpaiyifengongzuo。
但事实并非如此。
tachadaofuqindeshizong，yujiangzhoudedixiashilibaishengmenyouguan。
zhiyubaishengmendebeihou，youmeiyoumuhouzhushi，tazanshihaimeichachulai。
lutianzheicilaijiangzhou，jiushiweilediaochayufuqinshizongyouguandexiaoxi，bingqieduifuchouren！
sannianqian，tazaijiyuanqiaohezhixia，xuechenglewushangshentong，cangyangjue。
tadeyidao、wugong、xuanshu，douyijingdengfengzaoji，xiangxinyizijideshili，zugoumiediaoneixiechouren。
lutianconglubianjiaoleyiliangchuzuche，qianwangsuyunroudegongsi。
huashuosuyunrou，zaibieshudeyushili，renzhenqingxizijideshenti。
“这个混蛋！”
suyunroukanzhezijishenshangdewenhen，qidenushengbaoyuan。
xiwanzao，tachuanshangyishenganliandeolgongzuozhengzhuang，chengshu、duanzhuangdeqizhihuzhiyuchu。
jiuzaitazhunbeichumenqianwanggongsideshihou，yimingshaonv，yejiushitadenverzhaoyuxuanlaidaobieshu。
zhaoyuxuanyijingshijiusuile，dansuyunrouzuoweitamuqin，quezhiyousanshiliusui。
yuanyinshi，suyunrouzaishiliusuideshihou，jiubeibitadahaojisuideqianfuzhaojinxionglianhongdaipian，fashengleguanxi，cinianbianshengxialezhaoyuxuan。
zhaoyuxuanyouxiebaoyuandeyuqishuodao：“laoma，zuowannizenmemeihuijia？shibushiyouxianggenwobafenkaile？”
suyunroutanlekouqi，“shenmejiaoyouxianggentafenkai？wogennibayijinglihunle，suiranweileni，wogentazhuzaiyiqi，danyijingshifenshouzhuangtai，yeshifenjuzhuangtai！”
zhaoyuxuanhengleyisheng，“nihaimeihuidawo，zuowanweishenmemeihuijiani！”
“wo......”suyunrounalihaoyisishuochushiqing？
tafuyandao：“zuowanwogenyiweikehutanshengyi，tandaolehenwan，danxinhuiquhuidaraonimenxiuxi，jiuzhuzailezijizheidongbieshu！”
weileburangduifangjixuzhuiwen，suyunroujimangzhuanyihuati，“yuxuan，wozhiqiangennitiqiguo，woguimitaerziyaolaitoubenwodeshiqing！”
“tajintianjiudao，huizhijiequgongsigenwojianmian，nigenwoyiqiqugongsiba，woshunbianjieshaonimenrenshi！”
zhaoyuxuanpielepiezui，“takendingshizaiwaimianhundebuzenmeyang，xianglaizanjiacengchicenghe！”
“chouyatou，biehushuobadao！wogaosuni，dengjiandaotazhihou，nidekeqiyixie！”
suyunroudaizhezhaoyuxuan，qianwanggongsi。
lutianyijingzuozaiyijiagongsidehuikejian，suyunrouhaimeidao，danyijingtiqiandadianhua，tongzhibangongshiderenjiedaitale。
dengledayueershifenzhong，fangmenbeituikai，jinwudezhengshisuyunrou、zhaoyuxuanmunv！
suyunrourenchulelutian，dangjijingdemudengkoudai。
不是吧？
nandaotajiushi......jiushiliujiedeerzi，lutian？
zhei......haonanweiqinga！
苏云柔险些崩溃。
shuilehaoguimideerzi，zheirangtayihouzenmemianduiliujiea？
shiqingyechuhulutiandeyiliao。
这就有些尴尬了。
“nishi......suyunrou？”
“shi......shia！nihao！”
tamenkendingbuhaoyisidangzhezhaoyuxuandemian，tijizuowandeshiqing，douzainuliyanshiganga。
suyunroukanxiangzhaoyuxuan，“zheiweijiushiwogennitidaoguodelutian，tabinidasisui，nijiujiaotalugeba！”
zhaoyuxuanyijingdalianglelutianyifan，xinzhongancun：
tinggaodashuaiqide，danshichuanzheyishenbianyihuo，kendingbushifujiazidi，yebuxiangchenggongrenshi！
laomakeqianwanbuyaocuohewogenzheigetubiezaiyiqi！
qishizhaoyuxuanwanquanwuhuile。
suyunrouyijinggenlutianyoulenannvguanxi，kendingbuhuicuohetagenlutian。
lutianyejuebuhuijieshouzheizhongshi。
lutiankeqidikanxiangzhaoyuxuan，“nihao！wohuizainijiadaraoyiduanshijian，qingduoduojianliang。”
zhaoyuxuannuhengyisheng，shuodao：“niyaoshijuedebuhaoyisi，jiubiezhuzaiwojia！”
suyunroumeitouyizhou，“yuxuan！nizenmeshuohuani？lutianzanshimeiluojiaodedifang，bixuzhuzaizanjia！”
suiranzuowantayulutianguoyedeshiqing，rangtahennanweiqing，keneishichuyuwuhui。
lutianshilaitoubentade，tajiusuankanzaiduifanglaomademianzishang，yedehaohaozhaodaiduifang。
zhishiyihoutamianduilutiandeshihou，kendingbuhuineimezizai。