第5章 先给我家男人盖个章

zhenlizheihuayichu,bieshuoguyunlengzhule。

gujiaqitarenyedoulengzhule。

haishigujiaanaizuixianfanyingguolai。

hahadaxiaodao:“laotouzi,nikankanalizheiguniang,xiangbuxiangnianqingshihoudewo!hahaha!”

guyeyeyekanzhezhenli,luchuleshanyideweixiao。

“shixiang,nidangnianjiushizheimezhuiwode。”

gujiaanaicuidao:“buyaolian,mingmingshinichanzhewo。”

顾运:……

ye,anai!xianzaishinimenyiwangxideshihouma?

zhenlikanzhetazheiyangjiuqingxiaodao:“dubudu?shibushibuganya?pashu?”

guyunyibeijijiangjiuzuiying:“du!”

zhenlihengdao:“nikebiedayingdezheimezao,woyoutiaojiande!diyi,zheiliangniannei,nibuzhungenqitadenvhaizijiaowang,renhenvhaiziduinibiaobai,diqingshuzheizhongxingwei,nidoubixujujue,nidenvpengyou,weihunqi,zheiliangnianneizhinengshiwo!

zhiyudierma,woyaozaishenshang,liugejihao!”

“shenme?”diyitiaoguyunwusuowei,tabenlaijiubuxihuanneixieyingyingyanyan。

tacaishanggaozhongni,jiubeineixierenchandebuxing。

danshidiertiao?zheinvdexiangzuoshenme?

haibudengguyunfanyingguolai,zhenliyanjishoukuai,yibazhuazhuguyundeshou,simingdezaitadegeboyaoleyikou。

“a!tongsiwole!zhenli,nizheigefengpozi!”

guyuntongdetiaojiao,kanzhebeizhenliyaoguodedifang,doushenxuele!

这就是个疯子!

tanuqichongchongdekanzhezhenli,quefaxiantayanzhongdoushilei。

zheikebaguyunheleyitiao,youjuedeweiqu。

“beiyaodeshiwo,nikusha?”

gujiaqitaderenyebeizheituruqilaideyimuheleyitiao。

gumugengshijianjiaozhecongerloupaoxialou。

zhenlizaigumudezhuazishenguolaideshihou,xiaozheyiliuyandepaochugujiadamen。

zhanzaimenkouchongzheguyunrangrang:“zheishijihao!guyun,zheibeizi,nizhinengshiwodezhenlide!nikejideduyue!”

yankangumuyaopuguolaidata,taxunsupaodiao,genbenbujigumujihui。

beiyaodeguyunzhuazhezijigebozhanzaiyuandi,bushengqile,geboteng。

danshitaquejuedegangcaizhenlideyanlei,zajintadexinliyiyang,rangtaxinlimenmende。

怎么会这样?

zijibushibuxihuantama?

mingmingtayaotuihunlaizhe,weisha,xinlijuedeyoudiannanshou?

“yunyun!nitengbutenga?nibiehemamaya,zou,mamadainiqudazhen!zheirendeyachi,duzheni!zouzouzou,ganjinde!xiaozhang,ganjinzhunbeiche!”gumujianjiao,gaodehaoxiangguyunbushibeiyaoleyikou,ershiduanlegeboyiyang。

yizhimeikaikoudegufudao:“nixiarangrangshenme?zheiyeshinierzigai!caishanglegaozhongjigeyuejiuxianqirenjiaxiaoguniang,wokanzhenlizheigunianghaodehen!”

gumuxintengdeyanleidoudiaoxialaile:“haoshenmehao!nikantaxiangshenmeyangzi?haiyaoren,zheishifenggouhaishifengzia!”

guanaiyexintengguyun,querenzhule,talalelagujiayeye。

“zou,laotouzi,quloushanggenwokankancailiqu,zheizhenjiaali,woyuekanjiuyuexihuan!neichuanjiabaoyupeizhaochulai,daoshihoujita。”

gumu:……qisiwole!!

gengujiadenaotengbuyiyang,zhenliyiluxiaopaohuijiaqu。

shenzhizailuguoxiaomaibudeshihou,haihualeyimaoqianmailesanlishanzhawanhuijia。

kanjiantahuilai,qinyuexiangjiusongleyikouqi。

“ali,niqunaerle?”

zhenlibushuohua,boleshanzhawandewaibaozhuangjiusaileyilijitachi。

suihoucaishuo:“woqugujiale,ma,nifangxinba,gujiabutuiqinle。”

tashuowanzhihou,xianglexiangyoudao:“danshiruguoguayiguolaituiqindehua,bama,nimendoubiedaying,xiaodebu?”