“neiwojinisuansuan，niliusanniantuiwu，dangshiniershisansui，nizhanyouyunitongling，tadehaizidebilaoda、laoerdouyaodaleba？”
libanxiazhizhesulaoda、sulaoer，“tamenjinnianershisi，douyouzijidegongzuo，dounengzhengqianyanghuozijile，zenme，nineizhanyoudehaizihaidengzhechixianchengde？nijigeqinshengdeernvdoumeixiangshouguozheidaiyu！”
“shiashia。”laodaxifuzaiyipangqiaoqiaodiantou，yingyuanpopo。
sulaoerbaizheshouzhitouyibiansuan，yibianxiaoshengdigu，“liusanniantuiwu，anyinianwubaisuan，ershiwunian，yiwanliangqianwubai，si……”
“ershunisuanshaole，badegongzijiashangjiangjinfulidaiyushenmede，yinianshaoshuoyiqian！”laodaxifuxiaoshengshuo。
“……一千！”
sulaoerdechouqishenggengxiangle，taitouzhiwensulaotou，“ba，nibaneimeduoqiandoujitamenle？！”
shuowan，kansulaoda，“dage，baneixiemimianliangyoushenmedeshibushidoumeinahuilaiguo？”
“……是、是吧？”
sulaodapingshimeiguanzhuzheixie，buquedingdekanlibanxia。
libanxiayaotou，“meiyou，yizhenyixiandoumeinahuijiaguo。”
说完，无语一笑。
sulaoer，“ba，nitaiguofenle！neimeduoqianzenmebuxiangzhewomenzheixieqinshengdeernv？quanbianyiyigewairen？nizheixindoupiandaowaitaikongqule！wobuguan，niyaomebagongzuojiyuxia，yaomechuqianjiwomenmaiyige……”
“滚滚滚！”
sulaotoudiyiciganjueetouqingjinzaitiaowu。
tanaoxiuchengnuhechilibanxia，“nizhenshimomingqimiao，yigegongzuoeryi，nibuyuanyijijiubuji，daizhewofashenmehuo？zheimeduonianbujiannihangsheng，zheihuierdaoshijietifahuigenwojiaoshangzhenerle？！”
“是啊。”
libanxiakantaqidelianpihongwen，xinlitouzhilengxiao，“wojinergexinqierbushun，niyaomejiaodaiqianjisheile，yaomewoquzhaonipingshilaiwangderenaigewen，zongyourenzhidaode。”
“libanxia，nifengle！”
sulaotoubuganzhixin，“nizheimezuo，yihouwomenhaizaibuzaijiashuyuanzhu？haizuobuzuorenle？dangnianyaobushiwozhanyou，wozheitiaomingdoudazaizhanchangshangle！”
libanxiakantayangenzhendeyiyang，shuozhezheixiejiahua，bandianbuxinxu。
突然有些想笑。
“wodangnianyoumeiyougennishuoguoqianhuijizhanyoujiayanghaizi？niyiqianneimetongqingdali，jintiandaodishizenmele？”
李半夏笑了。
tamanzhezijizheimeduonian，gentadelaoqingrenzaitadeyanpizidixiameilaiyanqude，haiguaitameiduliang？
libanxiazhualeyaoyipangxiaojishangdechabei，henhenzaleguoqu。
“啊。”
sulaotoujinghuyisheng，nanyizhixindedingzhemanlianchayeshui，dengzhelibanxia。
“libanxianiganshenme？！”
“yo，zheishizenmele？”
xiaoyuanmenkou，huranchuanlaiyidaoyueerdenvsheng，yigesishilaisuidefunvshenzheqipao，caizhexiaopixiezoulejinlai。
libanxiakandaota，tongkongzhouranyisuo。
何桃花！
sulaotouhuangleyishun，shoumangjiaoluandebaxiamanliandechaye，jichuyigexiao，“mei、meishenme，haizimayishishishou，hetongzhi，nizenmeguolaile？”
hetaohualaihuikanleerrenliangyan，“wozuolegexiaodongxi，yonghongzaoqulehujiazhehetaoguoletangfen，chizhehaibucuo，nalaijinimenchanggexian。”
“niyouxinle，duoxie。”
shuozhe，shiyilibanxiaqujie，libanxiameidong。
hetaohuayizhishenzheshou，sulaotourenzhenuqijiele，dijilaodaxifu。
hetaohuaxiao，“banxia，genlaosushengqile？”
shuozhehuaxiaochisulaotou，“sutongzhi，zheiwojiudeshuoniliangjule，banxiayigerenzhaoguyidajiazirenburongyi，nishenweiyigenanren，yinggaiduorangzhedianbanxiacaishi……”
李半夏依然没吭声。
tapatahuirenbuzhudalanhetaohuaneizhanglian！
sulaotouqinghengyisheng，“shitazijiqibushunguyizhaocha，laoerxifuxiangyaolaodaxifudegongzuo，tabujijiubujiba，momingqimiaonashuipowo，jianzhiqiyoucili！”
“啊？这样吗？”
hetaohuameiyanyitiao，meimuliuzhuan，xiaozhequanlibanxia，“tingnishuolaodaxifuzheitaishishuangbaotai，yihouduzihuiyuelaiyueda，tingzhedaduziqushangkequeshixinku，jilaoerxifuyehao，fanzhengdouzainimenjia，nimenmeifenjia，zhuandeqiandoushinide，meishenmefenbie。”
laodaxifujinzhangdekanlibanxia。
hetaohuazheihuashuodezaili，tapatapopohuitongyi。
李半夏会同意个屁！
takandaohetaohua，jiuxiangdaoshangbeizitatanzaibingchuangshang，dadianhuajisulaotourangtaquyiyuanjiaoyiyaofeishi，sulaotoudaizhehetaohuagongrandaotagenqiantiaoxinneiyimu。
sulaotourangtazhaoernvmenyaoqian，tameiqian。
hetaohuadingzheyizhangbitanianqingshijisuidelian，shuo，“laosuzheixieniandeqiandouhuazailewoshenshang，tashinabuchuqianjinijiaoyiyaofeile。”
haishuo，“laosudayingwo，dengnimeile，womenjiuguangmingzhengdazaiyikuaier，qishiyoumeiyoumingfendouwusuowei，danlaosuhenjianchi，shuozheixienianweiqulewo，yaomibuwo……”
libanxiadangshiqideyizhizailiulei，shenmehuadoushuobuchulai。
sulaotoutanqishuo，“woyikaishijiugennishuoguo，wobuxihuanni，woyouxihuanderen，shinishuobuzaihude，wodangshixiangzhetaohuazhidegenghaoderen，woyigebojiaodequeshipeibushangta，caidayinggennizaiyiqide，zheixienian，ni……zuodehenhao，woqianniyijuduibuqi……”
sheixihantadeduibuqi？！
libanxiadangshijiuxiangshantamendelian。
dangran，xianzaishanyebuwan。
“啪！”
“啪！”
sulaodahesulaoer，jiukanzhetamenmacongyaoyishangzhanqilai，yanjingzhigougoudedingzhehetaohua，zouguoqu，taishoujiushiliangbazhang。
neiqingcuisheng，neilidao，zhijiebahetaohuadeliandade，waidaozuobianyouwaidaoyoubian。
“libanxia，nizheigefengzi！”
hetaohuahaimeifanyingguolai，sulaotouyijingnaonudedahouyisheng，yibatuikailelibanxia。
libanxiacubujifang，beituidewanghoudiequ。
laodaxifujinghuyisheng，pushangqubaozhulelibanxiadeyao，zhuanleyiquan，dajiao，“guogeerguogeer！”
李半夏，“……”
就不能叫泰哥儿吗？
suanle，gancuijiaolaohudele。
sulaodashentibinaozifanyingkuai，puguoqudangroudianjiezhulezijixifugenma。
lianggerendezhongliangquanyazailetashenshang，tengdetamenhengyisheng。
sulaoerzaiyipangroulerouxiongkou，shuangbaotaiyouganying，laodateng，tayetengdechouleyikoulengqi。
“桃花，疼不疼？”
sulaotoumanyanxinteng，hetaohuatengdemanyanleishui，yaozhechun，“meishide，buteng，nibieyinweiwogenbanxiadongshou，tagujishibuyuanyitingdaowobangnishuohua……”
sulaoda，“(ωдω)”
sulaoer，“……wodeniangei。”
天塌了。
tabajurangenhetaohuazheigeguafuyouyitui。