第1章

“呜呜呜!”

“akun,qiuqiuni,fafacibei,jiujiuwomeimeiba!”

“zaibujitamenyidianchide,kongpadouyaoesizaigongsheniupenglia!”

cishi,waimianhanfenglinlie,yipiansusha。

yijianpojiudexiangcunxiaowuli,yimingzhangxiangjuemei、shencaienadenvren,lihuadaiyu,guizaihuokangshang,shuangshouchezhuduimiannanrendegebo,yigejingdiaiqiu。

nvrenzhazheyitouwuheixiufa,shangshenchuanzheshifenpojiu、xidefabaidegezichenyi,xiabanshenzechuanzhecucaodedequeliangkuzi,zhishiyinweiyingyangbuliangdeyuangu,nianqingnvrenmianseyouxieweiweixiaoshou。

cishiyinweiguizhedeyuangu,gengxiannvren**deshencai。

zhishi,tingdaonvrendeaiqiu,duimiandenanrenchongerbuwen,congshenpangdexiaofangzhuoshangnaqizhishengsanfenzhiyideluzhoulaojiao,ningkaigaizi,duizhejiupingmengheleyikou,ranhouyaoleyikoushouzhongdeyumibing,yilianshushuang。

suiji,nanrenyilianlengxiao,wangzhezijidenvren,huanhuanshuodao:

“xurong,jialideqingkuang,nandaonibuzhidao?”

“rujinjiajiahuhudeliangshizijidoubugouchi,laoziyemeiyouyuliang,ruhejiunineisangemeimei?”

“shizaibuxing,haishirangtamensangedougankuaijiarenba!”

“zuiqima,yourenzhaogu,yihouyeebusile!”

“tamendoujialeren,shuobuding,womenhainengluoyidianhaochuni!”

xurongyiting,hunshenyigejiling,likefanbodao:“akun,zheijueduibuxing!”

“cunliyuanyiyingquwomeimeide,bushicanfei,jiushilaoguanggun!”

“shenweidajie,wozenmenengyanzhengzhengkanzhetamentiaoruhuokengni!”

yeshi,rujinnaishibashiniandaichu,huiguorizidenanrenzaoyiquqishengzi,liuxiadaguanggunde,bushicanfei,jiushierliuzi,youshouhaoxian,goudoubuli。

nanrentingdaozijidenvrenrucijueqiang,xiangdaozijidejianyiluolekong,yidianhaochuyelaobudao,yilianyinchendihuiyingdao:“neilaoziaimonengzhule!”

“shishengshisi,yiqietingtianyoumingba!”

qiaojianyanqiandenanrenzhiguzijichihe,haishuochurucifenglianghua,sihaobugujifuqiqingmian,nvrenyilianjuewang,yongzijideshoubeiwunaidicashilianjiadeleizhu,yiyanbufa,huanhuanqishen,zhunbeilikai。

“**,laozimeiyoufahua,niganqishen?”

“doukuaishangwule,haibuqujilaozixiayiwanmiantiaochi!”

“jiuyigeyumibing,laozinengchibaoma?”

cikefahaoshilingdenanren,mingjiaotangkun,naishishangshuicuncunmin,shicunliweiyidegaozhongsheng。zhishihaochilanzuo,zhengrihecunlidejigeerliuzisihunzaiyiqi,zheicaidaozhijiatusibi,jiannanduri。

yanqiandedameiren,naishitangkunyingquguomenyinianduodexifuxurong。

xurongbenxianglikai,quxunzhaozijidemeimeimen,zaixiangbanfa。

kexiangdaozijidenanrenpiqishifenbaonve,zhiyaobuchengxin,duizijifeidajima,yushihuanhuanzhuanshen,wangzheyanqiandenanren,yongshangliangdeyuqiaiqiudao:

“akun,rujinjializhishengerjinbaimian、sanshijinyumimianle,zaishuonigangcaiyechileyumibing,yaobuwowanshangzaizuo?”

sheizhi,tingdaozheigeshuzi,tangkunyilianzhennu,fangxiashouzhongdejiuping,yibachezhujijiangtaolidenvren,yilianshayididingzhenvrendeyishuangmeimou,yiziyijuwendao:“xurong,laozimingmingjide,jialiyoushijinbaimian,wushijinyumimian!”

“zheicaiguoquleduojiu,weihezhishengzheiyidianle?”

kandaonanrenfanu,xurongyanshenduoshan,buganzhisheng。

“说!”

“shibushinibeizhelaozi,toutousongjineisangetuoyoupingmeimeile?”

tangkunchayanguanse,mengranjianxiangqizhouweilinjumendeyilunzhisheng,shuozijidelaopozongshitoutoubeizheziji,anzhongjiejisangexiaoyizi,yushiganmanglishengzhiwen。

“我没有!”

zheiyike,xurongdasiyebuganchengren。

nvrenneixinhenqingchu,ruguozijijushixianggao,bujinjiubulezijidesangemeimei,kongpalianzijiyehuibeiyanqiandenanrenwuqingsaodichumen,wuchuanshen。

“你个败家娘们!”

“居然还不承认?”

“niyiwei,laozibuquchufang,jiubuzhidaojialidecunliangshumu?”

“nibaliangshitoutouji**meichile,laozixiabannianchishenme?”

tangkunshuowan,qiaojianyanqiandenvrenzhishixiaoshengkuqi,dizhetoubuganhezijiduishi,yiyanbufa。

shunjianmingbai,zhouweilinjumendechuanyanguoranbuxu,yushinuhuozhongshao,yibachefanzhuaizhudenvren。kandaoxurongzaidaozaihuokangshang,shunshiqileshangqu,sihaomeiyoulianxiangxiyu,lunqibazhang,duizhenvrenjuemeidelianjia,zuoyoukaigong,fengkuangshuchu。

“akun,raolewoba!”

“woyihouzaiyebuganle!”

“呜呜呜!”

zheiyikedexurong,shengpananrenxiangshangciyibanxiazhongshou,dashangziji,daozhizijizhangshijianwufachumen,gengwufabaohusangeqinmeimei,yushishuangshouwozhunanrendequantou,yilianaiqiu。

ketangkungangcaihelexiaojiu,youxiangdaozijiniangmentoulejiazhongdeliangshi,rangzijijiannandejiazhongwuxingduochulesanzhangzui,nuhuozhongshao,qikenbashou?

“救命啊!”

“akun,nizaibuzhushou,keyaochurenmingle!”

dunshi,pojiubukandewuzili,chuanlainvrenkongjusiliedeaiqiusheng。

“老子打死你!”

“kanniyihouhaiganbuganbaijiale!”

tangkuncikeyouruwusongdahu,sihaobusongshou,yudianbandequantou,duizhenvrenxuruodeshenqu,yidunzhaohu。

“唉,造孽啊!”

“xurongzheigeyatou,mingkezhenkua!”

gebideqiaoguafuwangshuzhentingdaotangkunwuzilichuanlainanrendenuhesheng,haiyounvrenfengkuangqiuraodeaiqiusheng,yaoleyaotou,yishengtanxi。

tongweinvren,wangshuzhenbushibuxiangshangqianbangyibangkumingdenvren,zhishizheiyangdeshiqing,duocifasheng,shangyicizijichushouxiangzhu,jieguowuyijianyeaileyiquan,cikeyeshihoupalianlian。

bangexiaoshihou,fangjianlideshengyinzhongyujianjianpingxile。

tangkunwangzheshuangyanbumanleishui,yanshenjuewang,tangzaikangshangyidongbudongdenvren,shunjianhuiguoshenlai。

“kebunengdasizheige**!”

“yaoburanzijichangmingbushuo,yihouyemeiyourenjizijizuofanle!”

xiangdaozheigekepachangjing,tangkunhuanhuanzhanqi,yongyoujiaotiletinvrende**,yilianbushuangdinuhedao:“haibuqilai!”

“装死呢!”

“qubawufanjilaozizuohao!”

“yiqiandeshi,laozidarenbujixiaorenguo,jiuyibigouxiaole!”

“jinhou,yaoshimeiyoulaozitongyi,nizaigantoutouwangwaimiannaliangshi,laozizhijiedaduannideshuangtui!”

zheiyikedexurong,aimodayuxinsi!

benxiangaiqiuzijidenanrennachuyidianliangshi,jiuyijiusangekumingdemeimei。

wanwanmeixiangdao,liangshimeiyounadao,zijifanerzaiciaileda,chadianmingsanghuangquan!

“ai,tianxiazhida,nandaojiumeiyouwomenxujiajiemeimendeyidianhuoluma?”

tingdaonanrendebaohesheng,xurongcaganleishui,shuangyanwushen,liangliangqiangqiangzoujinlechufang,wangzheyanqiandeguowanpiaopen,shengwukelian。