第3章
shuowan，tafankailekeben，zaiyebuduokanyunqueeryiyan。
yunqueermengle，tazuoyoushidailingdebanji，guaiqiaodehaizibudoushizheiyangdeme？
shuodiantaoxidehua，jiunenghongdedarenxinhuanufang。
kuangqie，tashuodedoushishishia！
“guna！zaibugunailedabieku！”yunyicongyafengzhongjichuweixiedehua，rengxianzhinendelianmanshizhengning。
tataoyanyunqueer，yinweiyunqueer，tashangsannianjidexuefeijiuyaojiaobushangle，yinweiyunqueer，tashenmedouyaorangzhe，kezheigeyunqueertapingshenme！
“xiaoqueer，bupa，zanrebuqihaiduodeqi。”yunfujinjianyunqueerdailengdeyangzi，haiyiweitashibeiyunyihehuaile。
shuoba，tajiujiangxiaojiahuobaoqilai，lenglengdiluoxiahenhua，“sheiyebiexiangdanidezhuyi，buran，jiudangmeiwozheigedage！”
shuoshizaide，yunqueerxindinuannuande。
suiran，yunjiahenqiong，sanjieheergeduitachengjianhenda，danyoudagezai，rangtayouzhongshuyujiadeguishugan。
xiandaishehuideyunqueermeiyoujia，shizaigueryuanzhangdade，duiyuzheifennandedeqinqing，tahenshizhenxi。
dagejiangtabaohuilexiaofangjianli，yunqueeranxiajuexin，yidingyaoliyongzijideyoushi，rangjialifuqilai，youfanchiyouqianhua！
tayangzhuangshuijue，dengyunfujinlikai，pobujidaizhengkaiyan，zhijianyazailemeixin。
mianqiandekongqilishigoujianchulepingmudelunkuo，danlansededi，zaishanshuojixiahou，xianxianchuleyikuaiwanzhengdebantoumingchuping。
haihao，xitongruyingsuixing。
yunqueertianletianchunjiao，xinyuanyimadikanzhepingmushangdeshuzi，meixiangdaojurangaodawubaidian，yejiushishuo，takeyichouwucijiangpin！
jiangpinmeiyoulunkongdeshuofa，meicichoujiangbizhong，congyijidaowuji，meiyijidejianglibutong。
qijinweizhi，yunqueerchouquguoriyongpin，zijin，haiyourichanggongjushenmede，zuihaodejiangpinjiushishikonglvxingle......
ruguonengyoutongyongzichanshenmede，neishizuihaola！
zheimexiangzhe，yunqueerlingkongdianzhechoujianganniu。
“dududu，dududu。“
zhiyouxitongbangdingzhecainengtingdaoxianmingjiezouzaitanaozilihuidang，tasisididingzhechoujiangmianban，fenweiliujidepingmu，zhizhenzailiukuaimobanzhijianzhuanquan。
yijimianbanzuida，jihuzhanzhenggeyuanxingtudeyiban，erjishigeshanxing，sanjideneijiaoyueyouershidu，dengjiyuegao，zhantumianjiyuexiao。
tebieshiqizhongneixiangyoudengjiangli，zhiyoutoufasineimexi，yebuzhidaoshishenmegui！
“dududu，dudu，du......”
zhongyuzhizhenbudongle，queherantingliuzaiyijidefanweinei。
yijishishenghuowuzi，yunqueerxiaoxiaodeshiluo，danhenkuaishiran，youmantoumimianshenmede，nengjieranmeizhijiyebukui。
“哒。”
yijuanshabufuzaiyanqian，yunqueerzhabazhabayan，youdianbuzhisuocuo。
zheiwanyier，tayongbuzhea！
还有四百好感度！
tabuganxin，jixuchouqu。
“dududu，dudu，du......”
又是纱布！
再来！
“笃笃笃，笃笃。”
还是纱布！
“nigaowoa！”yunqueerqizhale，yaoshizheikuaixitongchoujiangpingmushishiti，tayidingyiquandaoshangqu。
lianchouwuci，tayaziyu，zhenggexianrufengmodezhuangtai。
ruguoyunfujinzaichang，yidinghenchijing，zijiameimeichuanzhecuqihongzheyan，dingzheyanqiankongwuyiwudedifang，danbodexiongfujulieqifu，ertashenbiansanluozhehaojidajuanshabu。
wucia，wuci，doushiyijijiangli，tazheizuchuandaheishou，napachuanyueleyemeiyouhaozhuandejixiang！
haobantian，yunqueerhuanlehuanshen，haoganduyijinghaoguang，tanapabuganxinyebunengqushizhuanpanzaidongdanqilai！
zhishipengzheshabu，tayukuwulei，napameiyouqian，jidianrouchiyechenga！
jiuzaizheishi，talingguangyishan。
shabuzaibalingniandaiyinggaishisuanxiquepin，nengbunengbashabubianxian？
youlezheigexiangfa，xiaonvwashuangmufangguang，shuangjiaotanxiadi，baozhejijuanshabunieshouniejiaodizoudaomenkou。
sanjiedefangjianhetadewuzishixiangtongde，liangjianfangzilianjiedejiushichufang，chufangdezaotaiheiqiqi，pangbianduimanlechaihuo，chaihuobianhaiyouzhangmubanchuang。
pingshidageergeshuizaitaxianzaidezheiyijian，tahesanjieshui，yinweiyuanxiandeyunqueersihuailesanjiezuoyeben，dagezheicaidaidaotazijidewuzili。
zongshiyunqueerjiaobufangdehenqinghenqing，danlaojiudefangmen“gazhi”zuoxiang，haishijingdongleyunyi。
taweiweicemupieleyanyunqueerdeshenying，bingmeiyouxikan，jiqiaolengfengdao，“yitiandaowanbuganzhengjingshi，gantajinwodefangjian，wodaduannigoutui！”
sanjieyuanqishengtian，yunqueeryigejiling，liangtiaoxiaoduantuimaidefeikuai，xiangyizhituziyiliuyanpaochujiamen。
ruguoyunqueermeijicuodehua，yuhecundecunkoujiuyouyijiaweishengsuo。
weishengsuoyoucunyi，zheixieshabu，tayinggaixuyaocaidui。
toufahaiyouxieshirun，weilejieshengfeizao，tadetoufajiumeizhangguo，ganggangdaoerbineryi。yunqueerhuluandibolebo，jiangtoufayazaierhou，yingzhefengpaoqilai。
yuhecuncuoluozheminju，duoshituqiangduiqidewuzi，youdegaishangqingwa，dandaduodourutongyunjiayiban，fangdingpumanlemaocao。
yaoshuozuimanyide，shiyuanlichengshixuanxiaodeningjing，shanye，qingquan，renjia，fangfohuidaoxiaoshihougueryuanderizi。kongqilidoushinitudefangxiang，fangfonengxidixinling。
tajiaobukaishihuanxialai，daolecuntou，kandaoleweishengsuo。
jiushiyijianpuputongtongdeminfang，guazhe“yuhecunweishengsuo”debiane。
yunqueerditoukanzheshoulideshabu，shenxileyikouqi，zheikeshitachuandaobalingniandaidediyibimaimai。zhiyaozhuandaoleqian，gaishanleshenghuo，sanjienengruyuanshangxue，jialideshenghuonenggaishan。
zheiyang，sanjieduitagaiguankeyihuodehaogan，jixuchoujiangliangxingxunhuan，dageyehuihengaoxingde！
dadingzhuyi，tatuikailezhensuodedamen。
kongkuangdefangzili，liangcegebaizhejianyidechuang，menbianshiyigefangzhizheyiliaoqixiedeshoutuiche，erzhengmiantieqiangshiyigezhanxinmuliaodejuzi。
juzishangqianzhexuduoxiaochouti，kandechushizhuangyaocaide。
fangjianliguangxianandan，yunqueerzhengxiangzhe，zheiyetaiqingleng，jiaoluolihuranmaochulenaishengnaiqideshengyin，“dafubuzai，zantingyingye。”
yunqueerwailewaitou，xunshengwangqu。
zhijianqiangjiaogezheyizhangyaoyi，youliangtiaoxiaotuiguozheyanhuisedekuguan，yaoyaohuanghuangde。
怎么是个小孩子？