第六章 老伴很通透

linchuyuedexinyegedengyixia,huiguotounuqichongchongdidengzhepopo。

liangchunmeidanledanzhuozishangdeyanhui,yuqidandandao:“woqunimenxuexiaowenwen,shibushixianzaidanglaoshidedoubushanyangbama。shudulebushao,daotoulaiquebuhuizuorenle。”

“ma。”zhaoermingduoleduojiao,yaozheyahan,“ninnengbunengbienaole?”

tianzhidaoneigemingeduitayouduozhongyao。

maruguozheimeyinao,tadejinxiuqianchengjiuchedihuile。

“sheinaole?guanerziyaoshanyangfei,neishitianjingdiyide。”liangchunmeiminzuixiaoxiao,“niyaobufujiuquxiaqupaichusuowenwen,kankanminjingtongzhizenmeshuo?”

langzaizi,nihaiyiweilaoniangwoshiruanmiantuaner,rennishounabaqia?

linchuyueyaziyulie,zhijiehanpoyin,“ma,ninzheishibawomenwangjuelushangbia!”

zheifenglaotaiposhimeijianguoqianma?

cengjingneigeduitataoxintaofei、baiyibaishundepopoqunale?

liangchunmeiwanqichunjiao,“niyaozheimeshuo,neishanyangfeijiuzhangdao100,bujiyexing,mingzaozanmenxuexiaojian。laodaxifu,jianzhuoziba,jinwanzanzaodianshui。”

“erming,nibuzhunjita,niyaoshiganjimaqian,wo、wojiugennilihun。”linchuyueqideyanquanfahong,doukuaikuchulaile。

zhaoerminglianheirumo,yitingdaoshanyangfeizhangdao100,tahechangburouteng?

liaodinglelaoniangshigentaduqi,guojitianyizhunhuidengmenbajinxiufeisonglai,ermingbianyaxiaxintoudebukuai,“ba,ma,mingzaowogenchuyuehaiyaoshangban,jiuxianhuile。”

“erge,magennishuoshanyangfeideshiqingni,nidaodijibujia?”zhaosimingxiaoyinyindichaleju。

“nikuaibazuijiashangba!”zhaoermingbiehonglelian,qianzhexifudeshoujiuzoule。

wangzheergeersaoluopodebeiying,zhaosiming‘gege’dixiaoleqilai。

该,活该。

bukeyishideergeersao,yeyouzheimelangbeideshihou。

“zaixiaojiugunchuqu。”liangchunmeizhouzhemei,“aidameigoushiba?”

jianlaoniangbinglengxilidemuguangsaoguolai,zhaosimingboziyisuo,huiliuliudizuanjinwuliqule。

gangcaibeidadeneierguangtajiyiyouxin,xianzaibanbianlianhaihuolaladeteng。

shiye,quanjiarendoutangxiahou,zhaobaotiancaipashangkang,wangxifushenpangcoulecou。

“zhenxiangguanlaodaliangkouziyaoshanyangfeia?”zhaobaotianshitanzhewen。

congqianjiushichunmeidangjia,dashixiaoqingtahenshaoguowen。

zhishizheigejiayuedangyueqiong,dangchuweilejierminganpaigongzuo,qianleyipigujihuang。

现在还没还上呢。

liangchunmeifanlegeshen,biyanbuhangsheng。

zhaobaotiantankouqi,“chunmei,niyaodeshibushiyoudianduoa,100kuaiqiandoudingtamenyigeyuegongzile,zanliangxianzaihaizhengqianni,yaoshanyangfeishibushi......”

“nizheishixintengle?”liangchunmeizhijiezuoqishen,biaoqinglengdejihunengguaxiaerliangshuanghua。

zhaobaotianjibeifaliang,wangkangtouneibiannuolenuo,“wojiushijuezheba,zheijinxiudemingelaizhibuyi,zanmendangfumude,yinggaiduoweihaizixiangxiang。”

“keyia。”liangchunmeibunufaxiao,“minggeernijiunazhepugaijuanqulaoerjiazhu,nikanlaoershinenggongnifanchi,haishilaoerxifunengjinidahujiuhe。”

zhaobaotianminleminzuichun,yixiangdaoshangcijilaoerliangkouzisongzhandoubao,tazaiwulizuoleyigedian,yemeitaodaoyibeishuihe。

haiyouqunianguochunjie,tamaileduilianhenianhuasongqu。

haojiahuo,laoerxifugancuilianmendoumeirangtajin。

naledongxijiubatadafazoule。

qiannianchunmeiguoshengri,lianzuikoumendelaodadouzhidaojitamamaigefaka。

kelaoerliangkouzi,jiudaizhehaizikongshoulaile。

dachiyidunhou,zoushihailinleliangzhixiaobenji。

连吃带拿的。

zheixieniansihuyangchenglexiguan。

zhaobaotianyebennengdijuedezheishilisuoyingdangde。

rujintingchunmeizheimeyishuo,dayouyizhongyiyujingxingmengzhongrendeganwu。

“shia!”zhaobaotianpailepaidatui,menshengmenqidihan,“tamennalaidelianguanjialiyaoqian,jinbujinxiugenzanyoushaguanxi?bieshuoshizhengkeji、zhengchujile,jiusuanshizhengtingji,tawangjialinaguoyikuaiqianma?”

liangchunmeibazhenjinpuhao,zhongxintangxia。

kanlailaobanerhaimeishatouqi,qimayidianjiutong,nengzaozaokanchulaoerliangkouziyouduoxuwei。

“biewunaohanjiaole,gennishuogezhengshier。”liangchunmeizhuaileyixialaoban。

zhaobaotianhaizaiqitoushang,zuilidunangzhe,“yihoutamenzailai,jialibugongtamenfanchi,shenmewanyima。”

doucanjiagongzuole,hailaixibamadexue,zheijianzhijiushigenizi。

liangchunmeirenjunbujin,gentatanqilvchangdeshi,“huitounigenchangzhangshenqingyixia,rangtajinihuangeqingkuaidiandegangwei。”

“a?”zhaobaotianzhenglezhengshen,“weishahuanganga?”

luqianzhuzaogongdegongzi,shilvchangzhengdezuiduode。

zhiyaochanliangtishanglai,meigeyuehaiyouewaidejijiangongzina。

“nibuyaomingle?”liangchunmeiyoupaqishen,“nizhidaozijishizasidebu?weileduozhengneidianqian,bamingdajinqu,fandeshangma?”

“shenme?”zhaobaotianyuetingyuemihu。

他是怎么死的?

他哪知道?

“tingwode,zhuajindiaogang,wokanneijianxiuchejianjiubucuo,niqushenqingyixia,hunjinianjiutuixiule。”

lvchangzhuzaobenjiugaowenyourefushe,laobanshenzixu,yitiangongxialai,guangheshuibusaniao。

shuifendousuizhehanyepaichuqule。

zhangciyiwang,duishentinengyouhaochuma。

zaigenbuxiaozinvdoufadelushang,tadeyoulaobandezhulicaixing。

suoyibunengrangtazaozaosile。

zhaobaotian‘e’leyisheng,diandiantou,“qishiwozaodouganbudongle,kelaosimeichengjiani,xiaoehaiyaodushu,buduogandianzazhenga?”

“niwanminggan,tamenyedeniannidehaocaixing。”liangchunmeilenghengyisheng。

yigegebaiyanlang,tagenlaobandefuchudouweilegou,zhidangma?

jidebaotianbingsichubindeneitian,laoerliangkouzichengxuexiaoyouhui,ganbuguolai。

laosishuocuizhenzheijitianshentibushufu,tadepeizhe、hongzhe、zhaoguzhe,yemeilai。

zhaoxiaoegengbuyongshuo,nagaokaofuduweijiekou,guanshangmenzaijiashuileyitian。

zuihouhaishixingyan、laosanhelaodaliangkouzisonglaobanzuihouyicheng。

jiuzheijigeqinshouburudedongxi,hekuweitamenpinsipinhuodegan?

“yedui。”zhaobaotianqingqinghanshou,“shentikuale,zhengduoshaoqiandoubaifei。”

youmingzheng,meiminghua,neizhenshisibumingmule。

liangchunmeijianlaobanhaisuantongtou,xinliyesonglekouqi,“shuiba,mingzaowodequxuexiaoyitang。”