第3章 哄好公婆

chengjiazhiyouliangjiantupeifang,waitoushiyigedayuanzi,weizhezhengqidezhuliba。chufanghecesuodouzaiyuanzili,yizuoyiyou。

chenglinjiangdefuqinjiaochengmuhai,muqinjiaoliuying,doushilaoshibajiaodenongcunren。

chengmuhaiweirenhanhou,xiaoshihouduguojinianshu,suoyibijiaoyoujianshi。

nianqingshizaixianchengyijiahuafeichangdanggongren,xianchenglidehuanjinghao,jihuiyeduo,bujiuhoutajiujiangqieryidaojieguoqu。

xuefushihuafeichangdejishurenyuan,congdidoudachengshiguolai,yinchanglisushetaixiao,biandaizheqinvchulaizufang。

couqiaodeshi,liangjiarenjiuzhuzaitongyigedahutongkou。

jiefanglinju,youdoushihuafeichangdeyuangong,liangjiarenzoudehenjin,haizimenyechangchangzaiyikuaiwanshua。

kexitianyoubucefengyun,yitianhuafeichangjinliaodeshihoufashengtantashigu,chengfubuguweixianjiuchuxuefu,zijiquefeileyitiaogebo。

laodonggongrenmeileyitiaogebo,yesangshilelaodongli。

xuefuhengandong,bawusuidedushengnvxueqiyunxupeijichengjiazuoerxifu,bingchengnuohuiyizhizhaoliaochengjia。

buliaoehaojiezhongerlai,huafeichangjingdaobile。

xuefushididourenshi,zhinengdaizheqinvhuilaojia。

chengfushinongcunren,tuojiadaikouhuidaoxiangxiahou,yinweifeileyitiaogebo,riziyizhiguodejinbabade。

zhangnianleiyuedexinkulaozuo,rangchengmuhaiheliuyingkanqilaidoucanglaodehen。

chengmuhaibantangzaichuangshang,liansehencha,genqizididishangliangzhe。

“jiehunshidashi,zuotianzanmeiqianqingxianglixiangqinchigeyanxi,jinerzenmenenglianxitangdoumeiyou……”

liuyingyanlifanzhelei,jieshi:“qianzhenzizanjielebushaoqianjinikanbing,banxishihaishicouchulaide。xitangwoqudingle,renjiabukensonglai……pazanmenshezhanghaibuqi。”

chengmuhaimensheng:“jiaguolaizhiyouyicuanbianpao,liangexitangdoumeiyou,nanguaixinxifunaopiqi……”

laofulaoqizhengduozaifangliaishengtanqi,tingdaowaitouyidaolinglongsangyinhan:“ba!ma!”

老两口顿时愣住了!

zhijianxueqiyunzoujinlai,xiaoyingyingdao:“ma,chufangdereshuikaile。”

刘英呵呵笑着答应。

“yuanlaishiqiyun……zuowanshuidehaobu?zenmeqizheimezao?”

xueqiyunyaotouxiaoda:“bukunle。”

liangweilaorenjiantajinlai,yishidoujujindehen。

xueqiyunkanchulaile,fengfenghuohuozouleshangqian,jitamenliangrenjuleyigong。

“ba,ma,woyaoweizuotiandeshigennimendaoqian。woyouxieyunche,zuolehaojitiandeche,youkunyounanshou,suoyizuotianyijinmenjiudafalaosao。wohenhouhuijinimenluanfapiqi。duibuqi!qingnimenyuanliang!”

xueqiyunzixiaojiushiyigeganzuogandangdeyatou,xingzipolayougengzhi,duidejiujianchi,cuodejiugaizheng。

hutongkoudehaiziganqifuta,tajiupinlejingerqifuhuiqu,piqihuobao,beijiefanglinjuquleyigechuohaojiao“huniu”。

程父和程母都懵了!

haobanshanghou,chengfuhuiguoshenlai,weixiaodao:“buaishi……meiguanxide。”

liuyingyefanyingguolai,lianmangdao:“zijiaren!doushizijiarenle!meishenmeyuanbuyuanliang……meishide!”

xueqiyunxiaole,luchulianggekeaidexiaohuya。

“xiexieba!xiexiema!nimenxiaoshihoutengwo,wodoujide。nimenfangxin,woyihouhuihelinjianggehaohaoxiaojingnimenerlaode!”

jianjiandandanliangjuhua,bachengfuhechengmuhongdekaihuaidaxiao,yigejingerzantaguaiqiao。

xueqiyuntabushangqian,zhudongbaozhuchengmudegebo。

“ma,zanmentishuizhufanqu。yihuiertingshuohaidefenxitanghejingcha,zanmenbunengtaichile。”

chengmuyiting,weinanzhabayanjing,chekaixiaoronganleantadeshou。

“shi……womenxianquchufangzuofanchi。”

daolechufanghou,chengmuxiaguoximi,xueqiyunzefuzeshaohuo。

tawenzhedandandemixiangweier,benxiangyaochengmushuoshuohua,quefaxiantabuzai。

zheishi,yuanzilichuanlaichenglinjiangyadidesangyin:“shebuleyemeibanfa,jialihaiyouyixielaocha,paolejinglaorenjiudele。”

chengmuweinanzhoumei:“keshi……sheijiaqugexifuliandianerxitangdoumeiyou……taibuxiqingle,buxianghua。”

chenglinjianggangyaokaikou,quejianxueqiyunkuaibuzouguolai,bianzhuankaihuati。

“ma,niqubangbafugebo,woquzhaotangshu。”

chengmuzhidaotashiyaoqujieqian,bugandangzhexueqiyundemianjiang,ganjinqiaoqiaodiantou。

“quba,kuaiqukuaihui。”

chenglinjiangrengxiafutou,paidiaoshenshangdehuichen,zhuanshenwangdamenzouqu。

“dengdeng!”xueqiyunhanzhuta,kuaibuzhuileguoqu:“jianggege,nibangwoyixiamang!”

chenglinjiangliansebuzenmehao,chensheng:“womeikong!”

tazhongyuquxifule,bamahuantenggaoxinglehaoxietian,kexizheixifuquezhixiangzheyaolihun。

xueqiyundeshouwangwulizhiqu,yangshenghan:“nibangwobazuidadeneigexinglixiangnaxialai,litouyouliangdadaixitang!shiwobajizanmenhexiyongde!”

chenglinjiangdejiaobudunzhule。

bangexiaoshihou,luluxuxuyouxiangqinshangmendaohetaoxitangchi。

xueqiyundadafangfanghanren,zuoyiju“dashu”,youyiju“dashen”,butingtaoxitangsongren。

cunlirenduoshumeichuguoyuanmen,touyihuichidaodachengshilaidexitang,yigejingerhuanhuhaochi。

chengfuhechengmudadayoumianzi,xiaodehebulongzui,yeanzinieleyibahan。

xinghaoqiyunxianhuidongshi,jiangqinjiasongdetangguodoufenlechulai,jieleranmeizhiji。zheimeliangdadaitangguo,kendingbubianyi!

haizimenzhengxiangbenzou,xiaoxixiguolaitaoxitangchi。

laorenmenchizhetang,liancuanshunliushuozhejixianghua。

“touyihuichidao!youxiangyoutian!zhannimenchenglixiaoxifudeguanga!”

“neishineishi!zheifujinhaojigecun,jiuzhiyouzanmenlinjiangqulechenglirendeguinv!”

“nali!bushiputongchengli,haishidadoushini!zuidadedidou,youmingzheni!”

“linjiangjiayoufule!zanlinjiangtaizhaorenxianmua!”

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chenglinjiangbushanjiaoji,jinbengzhelianjujinzhanzaijiaoluoli,kanzheyourenyouyuzhaohuhaojishigexiangqindexueqiyun,xinliweiweiyouxieqinpei。