第1章 我怎么掉进了猪圈?

baimiaomiaomimihuhudizhengkaiyan,congdishangpaqilai。

诶?

woganggangbushiwozaishafali,chizheshupian,kandianshishangaidoudezongyijiemuma?

baimiaomiaokanzhemianqianlaojiudewujian,shenqingmihuo。

turan,tahouzhihoujuediwuzhubizi。

好臭啊!

hunhuangdedengguangxia,shiyimianzangangdeweiqiang,weiqiangleidewaiwaixiexie,yikanbuxiangrenzhudedifang。tajiaoxiadedimianshiyayingdenitu,dishangyouyigedatiepen,penlishiyixieqiesuiledezhucaoheganshui。

这,这是哪里?

白苗苗环顾四周。

bukanzeyi,yikan,jingdetajianjiaoqilai。

weiqiangdeyijiao,youjizhishoudebuchengyangzidexiaozhujizaiyikuaier,yongheibuliuqiudedayanjingzhengzhengdiwangzheta。

kanjiantaxinglaile,xiaozhumenzhizhidijiaozhe,suozuoyituan。

xiaozhudeyanshenrangbaimiaomiaojuedeshendehuang,taxiaoxinyiyidishenchuyizhishou,xiangxiaozhushiyitameiyoueyi。

keshi,dangtakanjianzijishenchudeneizhishou,taquebixiaozhumenhaihaipale。

这是我的手吗?!

yanqiandeshou,youduanyoucu,jiuxianggedadigua!

这……不对头!

baimiaomiaoshenxiyiweiqi,nulirangzijipingjingxialai。

zheikendingbushizijideshou。tadeshouyouxiyouzhang,zhijiashanghaituleshanliangliangdezhijiayou。

kanzheigedifangdeyangzi,shigezhuquan,danyekendingbushibaimiaomiaoyuanlaisuochude21shijidezhuquan。zai21shiji,zhuquandoushipeibeizidonghuasheshide,zidongtoushi,zidongweishui,zidongqinglifenbian。naxiangzheilizheiyangjianlou。

kanzheigezhuquan,xiangshishanggeshijideshiwu。

baimiaomiaozuoxiangyouxiang,zuizhongdechuyigejielun。

自己穿越了!

chuanyuedaoleshanggeshijidepianyuannongcun!

baimiaomiaodixiatou,daliangzijixianzaideyishenxingtou。

tachuanzheyishenjiazhibuzuodeyifu,yifuyoudianerxiaole,jihugaibuzhutafeipangdeyao。tajiaoshangchuandeshiyishuangbuxie,buxiedishangmanshiniba。tadekudaishangbangzheyigedamadai,jiekaimadai,limianshichanchengtuandenilongsheng。

xiaozhumenkanjiantajiekaidamadai,yangtouqilidijianjiaoqilai。

“xiaozhu,ni……bieluanjiaohuana!”

baimiaomiaoyinyuejuedeshiqingyouxiebumiao。

weiqiangwaichuanlaitititatadejiaobusheng,henkuai,tiemenkaile,yigetoufahuabaideduyanlaotouzizoujinlai。

laotouzichuanzhegecubulanguazi,changzhehuai。languazishangyinzhe“zhushesiyangyuan”jigedazi。

tayongcimudebaichidengbubiyaodizhaozhebaimiaomiaodeyanjing,batadeyanjingdouyaohuangxiale。

zheiduyanlaotouzixiongsheneshadijiaodao:“nagetianshade,dandabaotian,jingganlaitougongshedezhu?”

白苗苗吓得一哆嗦。

dengdaokanqingchushibaimiaomiao,laotouzibianletaidu,wenhedishuo:“shimiaomiaoya,shibushielexiangchizhuroule?gongshedezhuhaimeiyouzhangdani,chibude。lai,rangyeyesongnihuijiajia。”

laotouziyimianshuozhe,yimianzoushangqian,liangshouxiangqianziyiyanganzhutadejianbang,batatuolizhuquan。

yilushang,laotouzidudunangnangdiniantaozhe:“miaomiaoa,nizhenshikumingrenna!yisuishi,nimadelechanrure,qujianmakesile。sansuishi,niyoufagaoshaoshaohuailenaodai,biedeshiyigaibuzhi,jiuzhidaoe,zhidaozhaochide……”