第4章 你想挨揍是不是?!(2518字)

sumuyaozenmeheyiqianwanquanbuyiyangle。

像换了个似的。

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……

“xiaoying,nitingqingchulemei?zheijitianbuyaoluanpao,gengbuyaozhaoresumuyaoneixiaotizi,nibayijingzaijinixiangbanfale,zanmenniangliangzhiyaoduguozheidaokan,houmianjiudoushifuqile。”

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buzhizende,sumuyaolianshangneichouloudebahaoxiangmeineimemingxianle?

怎么可能?

dafushuoguoleyaoliuzhongshende!

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tuixiaoshenmetagengshizaixing。

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“muyao,nizalaile?”

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erta,zhinengcuotuoyisheng。

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“xiangtonglelaoshijiufangxinle,xianghaobaoshenmezhuanyelema?”

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