第1章
woshifangzhichangzhangdenver,yinweiguojiaxuyao,woziyuanxiaxiangjianshedaxibeiwunian。
kexinchangkaiyedangtianwohuilaishi,xianglaitengaiwodemama,quedangzhongxuanbubabashouyangdegannverjiangqing,caishifangzhichangdeqianjinjiebanren。
erwozhishigelubianjianlaidexiaoqigai。
shenweifangzhichangjinglidezhumayeyijiaochuaikaiwo,dangzhongxiangtaqiuhun。
zaizhongrendetuoqishengzhong,wobeidachujiamennisizaihandonglayueli。
zaizhengyan,woyouhuidaolezheitian。
kanzhebabajiwoanpaidekaiyecaidaizhengyaobeijiangqingjianxiashi,woyibazhangjitashandaozaidi。
“nishishenmewanyi,yigexiaojiaohuaziyepeiqiangwodejiancai!”
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全场人目瞪口呆。
womalvxianchongguolai,henhentuilewoyiba,kewowensiweidong。
tajiangjiangqingfuqilaihou,duiwonumuershi:
“jiangjiansheng,wunianbujiannipiyangleshibushi,ganda**mei?”
“guoranhuaizhongjiushihuaizhong,wozenmehuishengchunizheizhongnver,ganjinguixiajiqingqingdaoqian!yaoburannibiexiangjinjiangjiademen!”
wojianqidiaoluozaididejiandao,manbujingxindibawanzhe。
jiangjianshengbushiwodebenming,ershiwomayanewojiaoshunzuidemingzi。
kezaicitingdao,woquexiaole:
“ma,nizaishuoshenme?dangchuwobakeshiluonanshangleshenzi,zhishengxiawoyigenver。nandaozheigemeimeishinitourenshengde?”
tingdaozheihua,zhangyufangnuji,quebeijiangqingyibalazhu。
“ma,nibieweilewohejiejieshengqi,jiushibajiandaojitajiancaidaiwanjiushile,bijingshitadaitiwoqupianyuanxibeixiaxiangde,shiwoduibuqijiejie。”
“ruguobushiwozixiaoshenticha,babayebuhuixiangzheshouyangtayigejiaohuazi,laizuoshanshijiwojide,shuodaodigaiwoxiexieta。”
huayingangluo,zaichangzhongrenfenfenyongbishideyanshenkanxiangwo。
“yuanlaishicongxiaoshouyangdejiaohuazi,yigegannverhaizheimexiaozhang,zhenshiguang**lamo,zhuanzhequandebuyaolian!”
“shia,jiangtaitaihaishipiqihao,yaowozaoyigunzidachuqule。”
zhangyufangzhizhewoshoulidejiandao,duizhewobademishufenfudao:
“bajiandaonaji**。”
mishuerhuabushuozhijiechongdaowomianqian,yibaqiangguojiandaochanmeididijijiangqing:“**,ninjixujiancaiba,zheigefengnvrenwobangninganchuqujiushi!”
wolengle,congxiaokanzhewozhangdadeliushujuranxiangburenshilewoyiyang。
xiangdaoshenmehouwoyouxiaole。
“liushu,niyaojitashiba?xinga,dengwobabahuilai,wojiugaosutanilaoyanhunhua,gaicilenihuijiafangniuqu。”
liumishulianseshabai,mingxianhuangleyixia。
“da**,bushiwojiaoniyishengda**,nijiuzhendeshiqianjinda**a!zheijialixianglaishitaitaihe**dangjia。”
“wojingjingyeyeganleershiduonianle,haiconglaimeibeirenzheimexiuruguo,taitaininkedeweiwoshuojugongdaohuaa!”
wonushita:“nizaiwobashenbianduonian,liansheishitanveryefenbuqingma!”
liumishuyiye,yanshenshanshuozhezhuantoukanxiangwomazhangyufen。
shangbeizi,woyehenshibujie。
weishenmecongxiaoshengwoyangwodemama,huiweileyigeqigaizheiyangduiwo?
zhidaonisiqiandezuihouyike,wocaizhidaobeihoudeyinmou。
hehe,zhonglaiyishi,wodaoyaokankanshisheibeisaodichumen。
womashenqingyibian,zhengyaokaikou,jiangqingquelazhuletaqiangxianshuodao:
“ma,jintianshixinchangkaiye,jiejiexiaxiangyehuilaile,shuangxilinmenderiziwomenjiubieweileyidianxiaoshizhengchao,yaobujiurangjiejiejiancaiba?”
kewomayitingliansegengyinchenle。
“zheishinibazhuanmenjinijiandeshipinjiagongchang,zenmenengrangtajiancai,denghuinibadaizhexianlingdaolaile,haishuohuijinibanjiangheyingshangbaozhini!”
kanzhezheigecongxiaoduiwochongaiyoujiademama,wojuedejimoshengyoushuxi。
xiaoshihouwomenhuiwaipojiatanqin,yudaozailushangtaofandejiangqinghou,tazhikanleyiyanjiubuguyiqiedirangbabashouzuogannver。
babaxiangzhewonengyougebanyehao,kezicongshouyangjiangqinghou,mamajiuzaiyerongbuxiawo。
taxinliyanlizhiyoujiangqingyigenver。