第1章 八零傻媳妇

“jiaoa,xuegoujiao,ganjin!”

cunlidehaizimenchibaohezujiujixuxishuahuodong——jiaoxuncunlidechunxifuer。

wenwandelianshangmanshiniba,yiranduzhuletadekoubi。

‘pa’yishengxiang,wenwanzaidaodaidejiyizhongjianjianqingxingguolai,xinshengyihuo。

“这是哪儿?”

erbianhuidangzhehaitongdexixiaosheng,tazheicaihuixiangqizijiyijingsile。

zuoweixiandaishehuidingjijianduandianzigongchengshideta,jingranyinweijiabanyiwaicusi。

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shenzhizaidaxideriziwanshizong,buxiaoxinshizushuaixiashanya,congerdaozhibanaozishuaishangleluoxiabinggener,zhenggerenbiandeyouchiyousha。

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wenjiazeyebuyuandaizounver,zhiyinzheigenverchujiadeshihoufenmingshigezhengchangren。jishiyinweiwanshangtouliuchuqudecaichuleyiwai,suoyiheniangjiarenbanmaoqianguanxiyemeiyou。

genghekuangdaihuiyigeshanverdengyutianyizhangbaichifandezui,sheiyuanyizuozheizhongpeibenmaimai?

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naihechulezheizhongshier,tadeshengyuziranjiubeishilibaxiangdelaotaipomenfanlaifuqudijianglewushubian。

“qiaotadeshayanger,xiaosirenle。”

xiaopangzizhuaqiyibalanniba,kansijiuyaowangtalianshangrengguoqu。

wenwancadiaolianshangdeniba,suijidahanyisheng:“meiwanmeileduibu?kanlaoniangyihuierbanimensuoyourenxiangzhiyiyanghuzaiqiangshang,lengshisikouyekoubuxialaideneizhong。”

“zaole,shazifafengle!”

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wenwansuishouzhualejikuainiba,ehenhendidingzheshiduogexiaohaier,taituicaizaishitoushang,wanrushijingpofuyiyangdashengrangrangzheshuo:“shazikebuguansanqiershiyide,daizherenjiuwangsilida,youdandejiulaishishi!”

“falefengdeshazijianzhibuyaoming,zanmenkuaipaoba。”

yigenianjipiandadehaizilvxianzhanchulaifahaoshiling:“diyiduixianche,dierduijinxingyanhu!shengxiadejingenzhewozou。”

zhuanyanjian,shiduogexiaohaiyiliuyanerdequanpaole。

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“kuaikan!songyingzhangzhongyulaile。”

“songshushu,nidechunxifuerqifuxiaohai。”

bansuihaizimenbuduanrangrangdeshengyin,yigenanrenqizhezixingchehuanhuankaojinguolai。

cunbazhangdeheifaxiandehenshiganjingqingshuang。

meiqingmuxiu,biyigaotiao;yinglangdemianrongchuchuxianluchuguoduanhejianren。

zheinande,maositingbucuode。

wanquanbutongyuneileiyilaihuazhuangxiutudexiaoxianrou。

songpengfeishuyuneizhongxingzoudexiongxingheermeng。

fanguanyuanzhuzhenshichundaojiale!