第一章 傻子说话了

“zheishinaer?”guoxiangfuzheetouzuoqilai,naozihunchenchende。

“a——shazishuohuala!”yigezhinendeshengyinjingjiaoqilai。

“zheishisheijiadexionghaizi,shuosheishazini!”guoxiangxiayishidejiufanbolehuiqu。

“shenmeshazi?neishinisaozi!”wangguiyingtingdaohuhan,congwuwaizoujinlai,“nisaozixingle?”

guoxiangchaoshengyinwangqu,wuliyouyigewushiduosuidefuren,haiyouyigeshisuidexiaonvhai。

zheishiyijianhulebaihuidenifang,chuangtoujushangfangzheyigebaisedetangcichabei,xiamianfangzheyigexiezhe“xxrenmingongshe”detiepinuanshuiping。

“nishi……”guoxianghuayingangluo,jiujuedenaodaiyizhencitong,yixiejiyisuipianyongrunaodai。

jiyisuipianhenshao,zhiyouzuijinyiliangniande,erqiehenmohu。

guoxiangzuozaichuangshangdaidaididingzherilikanlehaojifenzhong,tazhongyuquerenle,zijichuanyuele,haichuanyuedaolebashiniandainongcun!

yuanzhuyejiaoguoxiang,shigeshazi,buzhizenmediaohelile,qiahaobeiconggongchanghuijiatanqindeguzhennanjiuleqilai。

jieguoyuanzhudeyangfumubudanbuganji,fanershuoguzhennanmolerenjiaguniangdeshenzi,yaotafuze,haichenjiqiaozhaleyidabicailiqian,zhengzhengyiqiankuai!

xianzaishi1985nian,yibanrenjiacailidoushiyiliangbai,yiqiankuaijianzhishitianjia。

guzhennanzaihunlidiertianjiuquwaidishangbanle,suoyiguoxiangxianzaiweizhihaibuzhitazhangshenmeyang。

xiangqizheixieguoxiangyoudiankuxiaobude,xiangbudaoqianshidushenzhuyideziji,zheiyishijuranyingnianzaohun。

buguoguzhennanshizaizheiyangdeqingkuangxiaqudeziji,kendingshibuxihuande,zheiyangdehunyinzhudingxingfubule。

suoyi,haishizhaogejihuilihunba。

buguo,xianxiazijiduizheiliyiwusuozhi,youshenwufenwen,haishixianandingxialaikankanzaishuo。

guoxiangyoushenchushuangshou,kanlexiaziji,pifuhaisuanbai,shoushangyoujirou,kanqilaisihubingbujiaoruo。haihao,ruguoshiyifujiaodidideshentitahaizhenbuzhizenmejiayu。

“woshinianga,jiushizhennandeniang,shinidepopo。”zheishi,wangguiyingzouguolaishuodao。

“……niang?”guoxiangchiyidijiaoleyiju,suiranyoudianbieniu,buguozongsuanshijiaochulekou。

“ai、ai,xiangxiang,nihaole?”wangguiyingjingxidikanzheguoxiang。

guoxiangdianlediantou,wangguiyingdunshilaoleizongheng,shuangshouheshi,“ganxielaotian,pusabaoyou,nibushishazi?”

“yiqianzhishibingle,renyoudianmihu,xianzaihaole!”guoxiangxiaolexiao,caifaxianzijijuranzhazheliangtiaozhangzhangdemahuabian,zenmekanzenmebuxiguan。

“taihaole,pusabaoyoua!”wangguiyingxijierqi,“womengujiayouxiwangle!”

qianliangtiantakechousile,sheizhidaojiugerenhuijiuchumafanlai,qulegeshazizuoxifu,xiangxiangjiuyiduzihuo。

suiranerzishiwunaiquleta,kezhiyaorenhaole,xiangchujiulezonghuiyouganqing。

“neige,nieleba?nianggangzhuhaohongshuzhou,niyaobuyaoyiqiguolai?”

“hao!”guoxiangdiandiantou。

laidaotangwu,wangguiyingjiguoerzhuangleyiwanhongshuzhou,youjiguoxiangshengleyidawan。

“kuaichiba!”wangguiyingxiaoxiao,jialeyigejidanfangzaitadewanli。

“niang,woyexiangchijidan,pingshenmejineigeshazichi!”guguoerkanzhemianqiandehongshuzhou,meihaoqidishuodao,“yaobushiyinweita,womenjiadoukeyichishangbaimifanle。”

zheigesaozishizenmelaidetakeshizhidao,yinweita,taheergedushudeqiandoumeile,haiqianyi**zhai。

“jiaosaozi,meidameixiaode。”wangguiyingyoudianganga,yongkuaiziqiaoleyixiaguoerdenaodai,“nisaozishengbingcaiganghao,chigejidanzenmele?kuaichi,buchijiueduzishangxue。”

guoxiangjiajidandeshouyijiang,zheigejiazheimeqiongma?nengnachuyiqiankuaicailiqian,anlilaishuoyinggaibuqiongcaishi。

tabuzhidaodabufenqiandoushijielaide。

danhaishibajidanjiaqisongdaoguoerdewanli,duiwangguiyingshuodao:“meishi,yihoushulejiuhaole!”

keguoerbingbulingqing,“biehewotaojinhu,wokebuxihuanni!”

shuowanfangxiawankuai,zhouyebuchile,laqishubaojiuwangwaizou。

“dengdeng,wosongniqu!”guoxiangkuaisuchiwanwanlidezhou,zhuileshangqu。

“谁要你送?”

guguoerbaizheyizhangchoulian,“wocaibuyaoyigeshazisongwo,woxiandiuren!”