第1章
“哇啊啊!”
wuneiyishengxiang,wuwaiyijiazirenfenfenjidaomenkou,zixitingzhexiaowawadekusheng,dengdaijieshengpochuanxiner。
zhiyoujianglaoyeziyizhishouduanzheyanganzi,choudechoumeikulian。
“laotianyea,qiunishangwojiangjiayigeyatouba,yaozhenshigeyatou,zheiyanwodoubuchoule,qiunila......”
jianglaoyezituchukouyanlai。
jiangjiazheimexienianaoguolepaohuoliantian,aoguoledahanhejihuang,rizibufuyuyeyidiandianhaoqilaile,jiushimeiaochugeguinvlai。
laoyeziwulikangtoudixiasaizheneixieroupiao、tangpiao、bupiao,haiyoushengchijianyongyuxialaideyibaikuaiqian,yuanbendoushijijiangjiaweidaodeguinvzhunbeide,zhiluolehuidouhaimeirangtalaojiangjiashengdaoguinv。
kongzhongdeyanqiergangxiaosan,jiujianjieshengposhouwuzudaodicongwulichulai,jidongdelianqiangshangguazhedejichuanchennianganpidasuanxiaolajiaodoupengdaoledishang。
“aiyaaiya,zheifukesuanrangnimenpanlaila!shigeyatou!”
“什么?”
“zhendejiade?kebiekancuole!......”
......
咋回事,发生了啥?
jiangdebaozhijuedeniannianhuhudezhengbukaiyan,shenshangyeyidianerliqidoumeiyou,zhinengkongzhizheyishuangshouzhualaizhuaqu,meijixiajiubeirenyongbusidedongxijishufuzhule。
tayixijidetazaijiazuofanlaizhe,guolizhuzhedongxi,tajiuzaishafashangxiuxileyihuier,meixiangdaoyimijiushuileguoqu。
tingzhouweichuanlaideshengyin,shenmejiangjiazhongyuxiyingyatou?
suoyi,taxianzaishigangbeishengxialai?!
jiangdebaohedexiangdajiao,keshengyinyichukoubianshiwawadekusheng。
“niangdebaobeiyatou,zheishizenmele?”chenxiangzhubaozhejiangdebao,qingqingdihongta。
xidiaoseledebuliao,hunandewusideng,haiyoukongqizhongmimanzhedefengtuwei,suanshizuoshiletachuanyuechenglebalingniandaijiangjiapanlejidaicaipandaodeguinvzheijianshi。
zaizheigezhongnanqingnvdeniandai,jiangjiasuanshicunlizuiweiqiguaidecunzai。
renjiadoupanzheshengerzi,tamenjiaquemaoxianchaoshenglegeguinv。
tingdaojiangdebaodekusheng,jianglaotaizhejimanghuangdicongwuwaijinlai,shenhoujingenzheyidajiaziren,douchenzhebozi,xiangzaoyiyanjiandaowuyatou。
“aya,zanwuyatouzhenshihaokan!”
datoudejianglaotaikanzhechenxiangzhuhuailibuanfendejiangdebao,molemotadexiaoshou,youzhongzandao。
chenxiangzhuxiaolexiao:“shia,zheiyatouyishengxialaijiuzheimeyuanrunbaijing,wojidesidanzigangshengxialaideshihouzhoubabakechoule。”
yipanggenjinlaidesidanzibeishuochouyebuqi,banpazaikangtou,naodaidizaimuqingeboshang,yanjingdouliangle。
haizhenshi,yizhangxiaolianerbai**nende,yanjinghaimeizhengkaiquerangbierenyibukaiyanjing。
“jiushi!meimeibiwohaokanduole!niang,jialihaiyoubupiaoma?zanqushelijimeimeimaihuabu,zuohuayishang!”
“niniangxianzaikezuobuleshougonghuo,mailehuabunizijijimeimeizuoyishang。”yixiangzhongshisangedixiyuezidelaodaxifudaqutadao。
sidanzixiaozuiyipie,dao:“daniangkebieqiaobuqiwo!woshi......shijiangfeichuanzhen,cuzhongyouxi!wosidanziyehuichuanzhenzuoyishang!”
“hahahashaxiaozi,neishizhangfei!......”zhongrenxiaochengyipian。
xiaoshengguohou,jianglaoyezikeleke,dao:“zheiyatoushishangtiancijizanmenjiangjiadefuzhi,yihoudajiadouyaohaohaoaihuzheigebaobeiyatou,mingziwoyexianghaole,jiujiaodebaoba!”
jiusuanjianglaoyezibushuo,tuanjieyouailehaojidaidejiangjiarenyehuizheimezuo。
youqishitadesigexiaogege,zijihaishigehaizijiuluqixiuziyilianjianyi,zaixinlimomofashibunengrangrenherenqifulemeimei!
ranershuocaocao,caocaojiudao,damenkouxiangqiqiaomensheng,chuquyiqiao,jingranshijishengjuderen!
“yourenjubaonimenjiachaosheng!dakaizheijianwuzidemenrangwojinqukankan!”
geboshangguazheciyandedahongxiubiaodejishengyuanqishixiongxiong,shouliniezhegelvpibenzi,shangtouhaibielegezhanxindeyingxionggangbi。
“sheigennishuowomenjiachaoshengle?tanainaidejingzaoyao!daiwoquzhaota!”
jianglaodashigecuguangde,changniangancuhuo,shengdeyerengaomada,junlvsedezhongshanwaitaolingziying-tingtingdilizhe。
jiuzheimewangjishengyuanmianqianyizhan,dunshihedetashuangtuiluanzhan,fangcaideqishiyisaoerkong。
“yourenjubao,chaomeichaoshengwojinqukankanjiuzhidaole,niyaoshidawo,jiusuanmeichaoshengyedefa!”
cishijishengyuanbeisangedahanhesangeqiazheyaomiansebushandepoyiweizaizhongjian,qizhongyigepoyishoulihainazhegeshaohuogun。
danweilegongzuo,tazhinengqiangrenhaipa。
zheijinianhaoduorenjiadouchaoshengguo,sanmansimanyejiuguoqule,yebuzhidaoshisheizuijian,dingshijianbudezheihujiangjiahao!gaodetayigexindaorendejishengyuanyeweinan......
“zanjiangjiayixiangbureshi,danyebushipashide,nixianzaijiudaiwomenquzhaoneigejubaoderenlai!”shuoba,jianglao-erjiuqijishengyuandeyilingjiuyaowangwaizou。
daobushiyinweibuxiangchuwuyatoudechaoshengfei,zhishixianzainianguanjiangzhi,tianhandidongde,jiusuanshengxialaiyimaoqian,yenengdiwuyatouyidunfanqianle。
zhengdangzhongrenchaochaonaonaoshi,jianglaoyezicongwulichulaile。
“shi,womenjiachaoshenglegeyatou。”
“爹......”
wanbeijirenmianmianxiangqu,zuizhonghaishimeishuoshenme。
“zanjiangjiazhongyuyinglegexiaoyatou,jiusuanshichaosheng,yeshixishier,fajiufaba!yezhenghaojienimenjishengjudezuijilinlimenbaobaoxi,wolaojiangjiayouguinvle!”
jianglaoyezizheimeshuo,zhongrenziranjuedeyouli,fenfengailemianmu,duijishengyuantaidulailegeyibaibashidudazhuanbian,jianglao-eryesongletadeyifu。
danzaijishengyuanzhenglezhengyilinghoudeneiju“chaoshengfeiwubaikuaiqian”zhihou,tacaiyishidaojiangjiarendetaiduzhuanbianbushiyibaibashidu,ershisanbailiushidu,yigegelianyouchouleqilai。
“wubaikuaiqian,nimenjishengjuyaokuosileba!”
lao-erxifushuangshouhuanxiong,muguangsaoguotadeyingxiongpaigangbi,henbudewanxiatayikuaierrou。
“nanwababai,nvwawubai。”jishengyuanyizhengyanci,buguosuihouyouruanxialaidao:“dasaozi,zheiyeshijulitoudeguijua,sheibuxianghaohaozhandianerxi?nimenweinanwoyeweinana......”
“wubaijiuwubai,weilewuyatou,duoshaoqiandouzhidang。”jianglaotaibalao-erxifudangzaishenhou,qingqingpailepaitadeshoubei。
“zhishi,womenxianzaihaicoubuchuzheiwubai,dingduosanbai......”