第五章 我老婆孩子都是坏人

taiyangkazaixiangyangshanzuigaochuyikeshudeshuchazishang,jiangluobuluodeyangzixiangjileniudabaoyonglandekaozaitamenjiamenkuangshangchouyandeyangzi。

tazaizhuomozhexiaomandeshiqing。

xuquezizhengzaigenlaopotanxin,zuosixianggongzuo。

“xifu,nigenwoshuojiujingzahuishi,neigexiaomanshibushiweixienile。”xuquezideyanzhuzizengliang,zheikeshiligongshoujiangdejihui。

xuquezibuzhishiqueleyitiaotui,tadexinyeshiquede。

taxiwangbasuoyourendoucaizaijiaoxia,baokuoneigezirenweishijiangjundeniudabao。

danshi,jiguansuanji,daozuihouqueshihuizaileyigenvrendeshenshang。

guihuajiushixuqueziyibeizidekexing。

“shuoshenmeshihua,niyebukankanxiaomanneihaizidexiaotige,tazenmeweixiewo。”guihuameiganshuo,yinweitayizhengtiandouzaizhuomozhexiaomanzenmejiudanshoubataerbaiduojindetizhonglinqilaile。

jiuchongzhexiaomandeliqi,shatamenquanjiajueduibuchengwenti。

jueduibunengrangzijinanrengenxiaomanguobuqu,fouzeyinhuoshangshenneijiumafanle。

jintianbaitian,tacengjingkaolvzheshizaibuxing,neijiurangxiaomanquxuexiaoshangban,rangxuxiaocuihuilaizhongdi,fanzhengyoutafuqinzhaoyingzhe,yeyongbuzheganshenmetilihuo。

zhiyaoshigenxiaomandeguanxihaole,tayejiutashile。

xuqueziganjuelaopohaishimeishuoshihua,yushilinzhehanyandaichuquzhuanyou,tadasuanshenrudiaochayixia。

meiyoudiaochajiumeiyoufayanquan,zheishishangmianshuode。

wanshang,meiyoulefeng,ganjuenuanhelehaoduo。

cunzilixianbuzhudehaizizhengsanwuchengqundedapiaji,haiyoujigenongletiehuanzituizhewuwupao。

xuquezidaizheweishandexiaorong,genmeiyigehaizibaochiweixiao。genmeiyigecunminbaochiweixiao。

zheilishitadehongchang,zheilishitadewutai。tazaijianyuemeiyigeyixiantongzhi。

zhengzailiaotiandecunminkanjianxuqueziyihou,doubalianzhuanleguoqu。

zheijiahuozaicunlirendekoubeibuhao。

bushibiede,nidanglingdao,congrenjiazuibalimiankouchide,renjiabumanizuzongshibadaiyijingshibucuole。

“tawangshenzi,jintianzaishitanglishizahuishi,nizhidaobu,

shibushixiaomanweixiewoxifule,

fangxin,duiyueshiliwomenyaoyongyujubao,

yaoxiangxinzuzhi……”xuquezishuoqihualaijiushoubuzhu。

“meikanjian,renjiaxiaomanneimeshou,nilaopopangdeshayangnibuzhidao,xinlibuqingchu,haixiaomanqifunilaopo,henghengheng……”

zheigejieguobingbushixuquezixiangyaode。

xiaomanjiadeyancongzaihuhuhudemaoyan。

meiyoufeng,chuiyanheranzhehongxiadetiankonggouchenglexiaoqingjiyishenkedehuamian。

zhanglaonianhaimeiyouhuilai,muqinzaizaotanglimianjitamenkaohuangdouchi。

tebiedexiang,tiedanfangfoyijingchangdaoleneizhongyouwangwangcuishengshengdeganjue。

“jie,nishuo,woyitiandoumeiyoue,haishichilehaodongxidinge。”xiaoqingxingfudelazhexiaomanshuo。

xiaomanzuozaipangbianshaxiao,didimeimeinenggouchibaole,tajiubudanxinle,zhipanwangzhenenggoukuaiyidiandebaochandaohu,neiyang,tajiukeyidazhanquanjiaole。

wanyuanhusuansha,tayaobianchengshiwanyuanhu。

xiangxiangshiwanyuan,xiaomanjizijiheleyitiao,jiandaozuidademianzhijiushishikuaiqiandeta,xiangxiangbuchulaineishiwanyuanshiyizhongshenmeyangdezhenhan。

tianheile,langnaisanfazhenaixiang,tiedanyijingrenbuzhutianshetoule。

“tazenmehaibuhuilai。”tiedandunangleyiju。

本来是这样打算的。

xulaonianhuilaiyihou,huizijidefangjianlichixiaozao,ranhoutamenniangjigejiuquxiwuchidongxi。

zheiyangsheidouaibuzheshei,tinghao。

lihun,xufengzhimeixiangguo,yinwei,ruguolihunle,haizimenjiuhuibeishangrenrenkanbuqidechengfen,beidajiahuomachenggouzaizi。

“niang,woqubadamenguanshang,tahuilaiyehaoyoudongjing,zhidaolejiubadongxishoushiqilai,miandetakanjian。”xiaomantiniangnalezhuyi。

xufengzhidianlediantou,xinshuoguniangzhendeshizhangdale。

xiaomanquguanmendeshihou,xufengzhiyouxiangqilaijintianzaoshangdeshiqing,jiuwenxiaomanzenmeturanjiuyouneimedadeliqi。

xiaomanxiaole,shuoniangnibuzhidao,rendeqianlishiwuqiongdade。

guanledamen,jigerenbachidenadaolexiwu,yirenyibeinai。

rehuhudenai,hezhetebiedexiang。

xiaoqing,tiedanlianggerendelianshangdouxiaokailehua。

zhanglaonianshiguyihuilaiwande,tajieshouleniudabaodemingling,huijiazhuatewu。

zhanglaonianlaidaodamenkou,kanjiandamenjingranshiguanshangle,xinlitoujiuyoulepu,xinshuozheijigeditefenzijueduishizaimimouzheganhuaishi。

yushi,zhanglaonianjiuqingqingdidakailedamen,niezuqianzongdelaidaolexiwuchuangtaigenqian。

小满早就知道了。

haonigezhanglaonian,guiguisuisuide,yidingshimeianshenmehaoxin。

kanwobuhaohaodezhuonongniyixia。

“niang,niganjinde,banaihele,yihuilianglekejiubuhaohele。”xiaomanshuo。

xufengzhixiao,yixiaokou,yixiaokoudehe。

duoshaonianmeiyouhedaozheidongxile,tahaijizhe,neishitaxiaoshihou,tamenjiazaijinchengdenanmenkouyouyijiazahuopu,yidaolemangdeshihou,huojishadedouyaohaojishiren……

haiyouzijineigenanren,yujiantadeshihou,zhengshixianyinumashaonianlang……

徐凤芝有点失神。

waimiandezhanglaonianjiezhefangjianlihunhuangdeyoudeng,kandeqingqingchuchu,xinlitouhendezhiyangyang,xinshuo,haoa,nimenjigemeiliangxinde,guoranshibeizhewo……

zhanglaonianyinweixinlitoudaizhehuoqi,suoyipaodetebiedekuai。

yiliuyandelaidaoleniudabaojia,gaosuniudabaonikuaidian,tamenwaleshehuizhuyiqiangjiao。

niudabaoyixiazilailejingshen,jiaozhangdashandairenquzhuaxufengzhihaiyouxiaomantamen。

zhanglaonianzouleyihou,xiaomankanzhechideyechabuduole,jiuwendouchibaolemeiyou。

铁蛋说吃饱了。

xiaomanshoushiqilaiyifen,shuoyaojizhanglaonianliuqilai,fangdaotadefangjianqu,zaizenmeyeshijiezherenjiadeguang,caizhaidiaolegouzaizidemaozi。

xufengzhiyoudiannamen,dayatoubushizuikanbushangzhanglaonianma,jintianzheishishenmeqingkuang。

xiaomanxiaoxixidepiezui,shuoniangnibiezheji,yihuilairennimensheidoubuyaoshuohua,jiutingwoyigerende。

xufengzhiganjueshiqingyouxiebudui,baogenwendi。

“zhanglaonianzaizanmenchidongxideshihouhuilaile,pazaiqianggendixiatinglehaobantian,caizoude,gujishiquniudabaoneibiangaofale。”xiaomanmanbuzaihudeshuo。

xufengzhinaodaiyixiazijiudale。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,waimianchuanlailezaluandejiaobusheng,niudabaodaizheminbingqishixiongxiongdeshaleshanglai。