第1章 重生发现自己是垫脚炮灰

乔晚清是被冷醒的。

shilengdeyifujintiezaipifushang,lengdetazhidazhan,erbianbuduanchuanlaifurendezhoumasheng。

“wojiushuoqiaowanqingshigejianlangtizi,yankanzijiananrenshouleshang,niutoujiuwangqingfujialipao。zheibu,dawanshangmeikanqinglu,gunshuiliqule!”

“zheihaibusuanwanni!tahaochilanzuo、jianlanchanhuademingshengdouchuandaocunziwaimianqule。tingshuoqianjitianhaibeizhenanrenyidajiazichidushini!”

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“a——!”qiqizhizheqiaowanqingshoulideyiwanyutang,bukezhixindizhiwen:“yuerhuodehaohaode,nipingshenmebatazhuashanglaichidiao?”

qiaowanqingheluyunzhiliangrenbuyueertongchaomenkoudefangxiangkanqu。

huo,shengmuxindenvzhulaile。

tasanbubingzuoliangbuzoudaochuangbian,shenshouxiangqiangguoyutang,beiluyunzhiceshendangzhu。liangkeleizhushunjianshunzhetadeyanjiaohuaxia:“yuerzheimekelian,caiguolejitiankuaihuoderizia!zheijiumeilexingming!nimenzenmerenxindea!”

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jiuzheiyang,yixingrenfengfenghuohuolikai,shunbianshaozouleqiaowanqingzhiheguoyikoudeyutang。

凭什么呀!

sigedazipanxuanzaiqiaowanqingnaohaizhong,yushitamaide,tangshitajiananrenzhude,daotoulaichengquanleqiqi。

这算个什么回事。

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shuowan,takuaibuzoudaodafangmenkou。

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