第1章
“malegebazi，yunguoquyedejiwoxingguolai！”
xiangmulangyiyanghendudejiaohanshengzaierbianchongkai，jingxizhijuedehunchendedanaohuranbeibangheyisheng。
taweiweiyaoleyaotou，hunshuizhongzhijuedehunshentengtong。
kehaimeichedifanyingguolai，shenshangturanbeicigudelengshuipolegetouxinliang。
tadalegeduosuo，nulizhengkaiyan，shiyinglehaoyihuidongriyouxieciyandanbingbuwennuandeguangxian。
nannannvnvlaolaoshaoshaodiweizaitadesizhou，erta，beibangzaiyigenmuzhuangshang。
shenshangpojiudeaoziyijingjinshi，haoleng。
tagangxiangzhangkouxunwenfashengleshenme，jiujianmianqianyigecuwuyoulidefunvzoushangqianlai，shoulihailinzheyigedashuitong。
“nigelanhuo，yebukankannigouyindeshisheijiadehanzi！pingshiwomenkannigueryigemeidiemeima，jinichihe，nikedaohao，fandaogouyinwodeyemen！enjiangchoubao！”
“dajiapingpinglila！zheiyatouzigaopoxiegaodaowojialaile！buzhixiubuzhisaogouyingekuainianguobanbaidelaotouzi！”
neifunvshuowan，youshanglaijiletayigedabazhang，jingxizhijuedezijidetianlinggaidouchadianbeishandiule。
sizhouyeshiqiqibabadeyilunsheng。
de！tatingleting，daduoshizhizetameiliangxin，buzhientubaohaifandaogouyinrenjiayemen。
haiyoudajiahuoyilunshuokexicunlirenzheimeduonianlaijitachihehezhudedifang。
jingxichenmolehaoyihui，caimingbaijiujingfashengleshenme。
她，穿越了。
zhenggerendelinghundouchuanyueguolaileyijiubasinian，jisheng。
zheijushentijiushitazaizheigeniandaidesuzhu，yejiaojingxi，shiqisui，wufuwumu，shiersuiqianbeiyigebencundebiaogugudaidahoulaibiaoguguqushi，duzishenghuozaibeifangxiaoshancun。
cunminmenqiqibabadiweizhetashuoxianhuadeshihou，taganjinfankanleyixiayuanzhudejiyi。
yuanlaibushijingxitouhanzigaopoxie，ershizheifunvdenanrenqitu**ta，beifaxianhoujiujiangzangshuiquandoupodaoletadeshenshang。
tawufumu，yuanzhuyouzuibaben，beirenzhizeleliangjuhaimeibianjie，qixueshangyong，jiuzheimebeihuohuodeqisiguoqu。
kemeixiangdaolaotianzhuanyanjiubayounengrenyoujichoudeshangbeizidetaanpaileguolai，nanbuchengjiushiweilejiyuanzhuchuqi？
zhengdangjingxixiangyaoshuodianshenmedeshihou，neifunvyouzouleshanglai，yizhangpanglianlitabuguoershigongfen。
taxindixiangzhezheifunvjiahuoshitinghao，kanlaishigeyoudianxiaoqiandezhuer。
“xiaotizi，niweishabushuohua！shibushirenle！”
jingxicelianduobileyixiatapenchudekoushui，qingleyixiasangzi，manmankaikou，“woyaoshuoshenme？shuonishigeshachapofuxiasanlanma？”
“zenme，xianzaishiqingchaoa，bufenqinghongzaobaijiubawobangzaizhei，nimenyaoganma？lanyongsixing？sheijinimendedanzi？”
“nimenwendoubuwenwo，shiqingdelailongqumainimenzhidaoma？youmeiyoukeneng，wocaishitemedineigeneigeshouhaizhe！”
“haiyouzhangqiang，nigewangbadanganbuganduitianfashi，duizhenizuzong，yongnierzideminggenzifashi，shiwojingxienjiangchoubaogouyinni，erbushiniqitu**woma！”
jingximeishuoyijuhua，shengyindouzaidazhaner。
fennushitakongzhibuzhuzuilidezanghua。
zheimelengdetianyifuhaiquanshile，tanulidechengqiyiguqi，yongjinlequanshenliqi。
tadeshengyinbusuanda，danshidiqiyidiandoubuxu。
jingxishuowan，tazhijieduishangzhangqiangdeshixian。tashenzhikandaozhangqiangzhandouleyixia，suihouzhangshenyekanxiangta。
weiguanqunzhongmendunshiyaquewusheng，kezhongrenmeixiangdaoshiqingsihuyoufanzhuan，yishijiandajiahuodebiaoqingdouhuanshangjingqiheyiwaideshense。
eryixiangdanxiaopashishenzhibuaishuohuadejingxijingrannengshuochucibanyerangrenpoweiyiwai。
ganggangbushihaimeiyoubangqilaijiuheyunle？nanbuchengshizhuangde？
“laozhang！nishuojuhua！daodizenmehuishi！jingxizheiyatoushuodeshibushizhende！”
zhangshenyoudianji，jiuquchezhangqiangdexiuzi。
beizheimeduorendingzhe，zhangqiangbeiganyali，jingxishenzhikeyiganjuedao，tadedanaoshangfangzhengtengdereqi。
zaihaofeibenjiubuduodenaoxibao。
talengxiaoleyisheng，dengdaizhangqiangshuohua。
“wo，wo，womeiyou！”
zhangqiangyouxieqijibaihuai，meixiangdaopingshihuadoushuobutailisuobingqiehaiyoudianzibidejingxijingrannengshuozheimezhanghaojiduanhua，haizhizeta**。
他怎么敢发誓？
zhangqiangyishijianyoudiannaoxiuchengnu，“nihushuo，wozheimedasuishule，wonengduinigehuangmaoyatouyouxiangfa？fenmingshinigouyinwo，wozhibuguozaijiadagedun，nijiutuoleyifuguolaigouyinwo！”
zhangqianghualuo，zhouweiyoushiyizhendaochouqi。
yigehuanghuaguinvgouyinyigekuaiyaobanbaidezaolaotouzi？
这不闹笑话吗？
zhengdangjingxixiangyaozaishuohuadeshihou，meixiangdaozhangjiawaimianyourenjiaolecunzhangguolai。
jingxidayanyikan，lailesiwugerendoushicunlidelingdao。
lairenjicongcongde，yijinyuandajiahuojiujirangchuledifang。
“ganshenmeni！zheishi，dadongtiandezenmehaibarenbangzaizheili！zheiyifuzahaidoushile！ganjinbarenjiwojiekai！”
cunzhangyifahua，weizhederennikanwowokanni，danshisheiyemeidong。
“ai，woshuohuabuhaoshileshiba，feiderangwoqinziqu？sheibangdesheijiekai！”
zhongrenmeidong，suihoujingxicaizhuyidaoyoulianggeqingnianrenqizaiqiangshang，congqiangshangtiaolexialaijiekailetadeshengzi。
jingxirendezheiren，shicunlichoumingzhaozhudewudazhuang，chishashameigouganshashabuxing。
tiantianzaijieshangdiaoxifunvyaomejiushidajiadououde，bangrenzheihuoertalaigandequerangbierenqingxian。
jingxideshengziyijiekai，tajiutuolidezuozailedishang，shidiaodeyifuyinweitianqitailengyijingdongyingle，tazhenggerenzuichundoufazile，zuozaidishangbaozhegebobutingdedazhaner。
“xianbarendaiwuliqu！zheiyaoshidongsichulerenmingsheilaifuze？sheiyoudanzifuze！”
又是没人动作。
zuihoushilaozhangjiadelinjuwangshenqufujingxi。
jingxiganxie，wangshenpingshibuaishuohua，renyedidiao，meixiangdaozheigeshihoubupazhanyishenxingzhudongchulaifuta。
“xiaojinga，xianquwangshenjiaba，cunzhanglailehuijinizhuchigongdaode。”wangshenzaijingxierbianqiaoqiaoshuohua。
jingxiganxiehuileyiyan，kexianglexiangzheishibixuxianzaijiejue。
“jintianzheishierbunengjiuzheimesuanle。”
dajiayitingjingxizheimeshuo，shixianfenfenhuijizaitadeyanqian。
mingmingzhenggerendoudongdebuxingle，lianseqingzi。
难不成真有内情？
xieaiguokanzhejingxi，“laidelushanglejiele，jingxi，nizenmeshuo？”
jingximingbailexieaiguodeyisi，muqianxieaiguodezhidexiaoxiyinggaidoushibuliyutade。
ketahaimeishuohua，jiukandaozhangqiangzhijiecuanleguoquzhanzaixieaiguodejiaobian，“cunzhanga，nikedejiwozhuchigongdaoa，zheijingxiwulaiwo**ta！wozheimedasuishuhaihuobuhuole！”
zhangqiangguangdaleibuxiayuzaixieaiguopangbianjiunaoleqilai，henyouyifuzeihanzhuozeidejiashi，jirenganjinjiangtajiaqilai。
“laozhang，haohaoshuohua！zheidoushenmeshidaile，dongbudongjiuxiagui，chenghetitong。niruozhenshiyuanwangde，hainengwuxianlenibucheng！”
jingxikanzhezhangqiangneifuxuweidebiaoqing，youzhuantoukankantaxifu，faneryiliandeyouyuhefennu。
zuihouyizhongrenhaishijinlelaozhangjiademen，tianqitailengyouhuranbiantianguaqilailedafeng，jingxizhenaobuzhule。
jinmenhoukaozaishaozhehuodezaotaibianhuanlehaoyihui，jingxicaimanmankaikou。
tadeshengyinhaishihenxuruo，“cunzhang，zheiyangba，zhangshushuowowuxianta，neijiurangtazhongxinshuoyibian，wodaodizuoleshenmegouyintadeshi。”
jingxiyidianyebudachu，tameizuoguodeshi，heichengbulebai。
“laozhang，jiranjingxidouzheimeshuo，neinijiubashiqinglailongqumaishuoyibian。”
“duilaozhang，nishuoyibian，jiubanixianqiangenwoshuodedougaosucunzhang，zanmenrangcunzhangpingpingli！”
“dui，nishuobei！”zhangqiangdeerzizhangjianjunyeshuohuale，danshijingxizongjuetashuohuadeshihoubiaoqinghenqiguai，haoxiang，zaiyanshishenme。
jingxikanletayiyan，shigangcaigenzhewudazhuangqizaiqiangshangderen，gujizheijianshitayeyoucanyu。
zhangqiangchensilepianke，caiditoumanmanshuodao，“shangwuchiwanfan，woyouxiekunle，zhenghaohaizitamachuquchuanmenle，jianjunyechuqule。jialimeiren，wojiuxunsizaijiashuiyijue。wotangdaokangshangyejiushiyikezhongdeshi，jiutingwutoumenkouyourenzaijiaowo，wojiuqishenle，yikanshijingxiyatou，shoulinalegekuangzhuangleyikuangtudou，shuoshijiwomensongde。worangtafangdishangjiuxing，wojiufanhuiqujixushuijuele，meixiangdaozheiyatoumeizou，zhizhiwuwudeshuolengjiujinmenshuoyaogenwolaokehuanyihuanranhouzaizou。woyemeiduoxiang，jiurangtajinlaile。yikaishitahaiwenwojianjuntamahaobuhaozenmeyang，houlaishuozheshuozhe，tajiukaishituoyifu。woyoudianshayan，wentazenmele，tajiushuotarele。ranhoujixutuo，jiushengxiayigedudou…ranhoutuowanjiuguolaibaozhewo，shuo…shuo…”
“说什么？”
zhangqiangkanleyiyanxieaiguo，“shuo，shuoyaojiwodangxiaolaopo，zhiyaowomeigeyuejitamaijijinrouchi。”
“ranhouwoyishi，jiushayanle，yebuzhidaoshibushitaxuedeshenmehulizhaoshu，haishijiwoxiale**，wojiushenmedoujibuqingle，zaihoulai，haizitamadaizhejianjunhuilai，jiukandaowomen…zaikangshang…cunzhangwobaozheng，wojueduishiwugude，wogenbenjiubuzhidaofashengleshenme，doushijingxi，doushita，shitajiwoxiale**！”
zhangqiangshuowan，zhangshenchaoqidishangdetiaozhoujiuyaoguolaidajingxi，bianzouhaibianmasaotizi，nianjiqingqingjiubuxuehaoxuerenjiagaopoxietouren。
kehaimeipengdaojingxideren，jiubeicunzhangshenbiandeshujijidanglehuiqu，“zhangshen！nibiechongdong！dengdajiaduizhiwan！”
jingxitingzhangqiangshuowan，xinlizhijiejiuxiaole。
tashenchushoukaojinzaohuo，ganjueshenshangdeyifuyemeineimeliangle。
“jingxi，nini，niyoushenmewentime？“xieaiguozhangkou。
jingxitaiyankanzhexieaiguo，“you，cunzhang。”
“wowenzhangqianglianggewenti，taruoshidounengdadeshanglai，wojiurenleshiwogouyindeta，dawomawo，wodourenle。bawoganchucunliyexing，songjingonganjuyexing，wojingxibuhuishuoyigebuzi。”
“就两个问题？”
“dui，jiulianggewenti！”
“好，你问！”
jingxitaiqitou，“hao，diyigewenti，zhangqiang，qingwennijiadamenchangnianzailimianchazhu，woshiruhejinledamenzoudaofangneigennishuohua，haishinishenglayingzhuaibawozhuaijinlewunei？”
“dier，wojinisongtudoubujia！danmingmingshinierzizhangjianjunrangwobangmangjinijiasongtudoude，nibuzhiqing？”
jingxiergewentiwenwan，zhangqiangdunzhule。
haimeishuohua，yibiandezhangshenquenannanziyuqilai，yiliandeyihuo。
jingxi，“haiyouzhangjianjun，mingmingshinirangwolainijiasongtudou，weishenmenizhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidaodeyangzi？？？”
张建军“...”
zhangshenyouzhuantoukanxiangta，youxiebulijie，“junzi，nirangjingxilaijialisongtudou？kezanjiadijiaodoushitudoua！”
zhangjianjunganjinfouren，“a，wo，wo......？”
jingxitaiyan，“bushinishuoxiawuyidianbanjinijiasongliangkuangtudou，nijiwoliangmaoqianme？weihebuchengren？”
zhangjianjunnaotou，youxiexinxudekanlekandishang，danbuhuida。
xieaiguoqingqingtuileyixiazhangqiang
zhangqiangdizhetou，haoyihuicaihuidalediergewenti，“damen，damenkenengmeichahaobei！fanzhengkendingshinigouyinwode，nituoleyifu，wohaijidenidedudouhaoxiangshihongsedeyougexiaofenghuangni，niyaoshimeijiwoxia**，wozenmekenenghuishenmedoubujide。。”