“nijiapolaile，haibuqujiezhe。”tiankuaiheideshihou，wangdongmeikanzheshanlushanglaiderendao：“nicainijiapotidoulizhuangleshenme？”
jiapoa？zhabazheyanjingxianglexiang，naolechangdeshinainai，zheigeyingshiwaipoba。
yifangyisu，chenghubutongeryi。
“woxiangkenenghuiyoutang。”zhiyaobushilangwaipo，chidiantangyemeishenmeba？
“zheigechanmaoo，haibukuaiqubangmangtizhe。”wangdongmeimeiyanlidoudaizhexiao。
kandechulai，haishizijideqinnianghao。
“jiapo！”biyaodeqinrehaishiyoude，genghekuang，dongmeiniangdouxihuanderenyidingshibulaide：“wolaitiba，jiapo。”
“niang，nikanyueyue，yanlizhiyounizheigejiapo，zhiyouyigetidou，doumeiyouwozheigeerjiuma。”zhanglilixiaodeshifenshuanglang。
“caibushini，erjiuma，woyanliyeyounide。”zheixierenhaizhengfengchicule？dazhaohuhaideyigeyigedelaibushi。
“niang，zanyueyueduoguaia，zuibatianbushuo，haicongmingdelihai，zheimeguaidehaizikuidelijialaopozi……”zhanglilifenfenbupingdeshuo。
“haole，bieshuole。”yuanshidengletayiyan：“yueyue，jiapojinimailehonggaogao，haiyoushuiguotang。”
“jiapozuihaole。”zhidaozhanglilishuolijialaopozidangshizhiyuanzhudeqinnaile。
zhende，meiyouduibijiumeiyoushanghai。
lilaotaiyiliandehengrou，wushiduosuihuabaidetoufapianpianhaishulelianggebianzi，kanqilaidouyoudianbulunbulei。
yanqiandewaipoyitouduanfa，yongheigangjiacongerbianjiangtoufakaleshangqu，kanshangquyidianeryebulingluan。lianshangmeiyigenzhouwendoudaizhecixiang，meiyanlihanzhexiao，shouhaimozaitadetoushang，yaoduoqinqiejiuyouduoqinqie。
这就是亲外婆！
“niang，ersao，haimeichiwanfandeba，zhenghaowohexinyueyemeichi，yiqile。”wangdongmeijianqinnianglailelianmangdao。
zameichini，jiandantangpaofanchilegedueryuan，dongmeiniangzheimelaoshiderenyehuishuohuang？
“womenchiguole。”yuanshidao：“zheimewanlehaibuchi，ehuaileyueyuezenmeban？”
“jiapo，wobue，woyaochihonggaogao，wobuchifanle。”lixinyuechaodongmeiniangxiaolexiao，nikankannisidehuanghaiderangnverlaibangmangyuan。
“shia，dongmei，wojinxiawuzoudeshihoujiujinishuoguole，womenzaijialichileshangshanlai。”zhanglilidao：“dasaoyuanbenyeshuoyaolaide，niangrangtamingtianhewohuan。womendoushanglianghaole，nifangzixiuhaozhiqian，womenyijiazilunliulairenpeiban。”
“xiexieniang，xiexieersao。”wangdongmeiyankuangyihong，haishiqinnianghaoa！
“jiapochi、erjiuma、niang”lixinyuenazhehonggaogaojiukaishifenxiang。
“zheihaizi，jiaposhimaijinichide，nirangjiwomenchilenichisha？”zhanglilixiaodao：“niang，nikan，yueyueyidianeryebutanzui，buxiangyuyutamen。”
“laoshishuo，xiaohaiziyaoxuehuikongrongrangli，bunengchidushi，zhangdalehuimeixiaoxinde。”fanshiwanglaoshitoushangtui，yidingbuhuiyouwenti。
“kankan，womenjiayueyueduoguai。”zhanglililaguotadeshou：“niang，zheishierwokeshibiebuzhule，feidegaosudongmeibuke。”
“yueyue，nizaodianshui。”yuanshiyishengtanxi，youxiechenguaidekanleyiyanlaoerxifu：“nijiushizuimeibamende。”
什么情况啊？
有八卦不让自己听？
kanzheiyangzi，zijilizaizheieryidinghuichengweizhangaide。
“jiapo，erjiuma，niang，wotouyoudianyun，woxianshuijuequle。”burangtingjiubutingbei，youshenmexihande。
buguo，toutingkebuzaizheigefanweizhinei。
lixinyuepashanglechuang，pingzhuhuxibuhangsheng。
“睡了？”袁氏问。
“ng，takeshuiyixianghenhao，zhishizheiliangtianzongshuotouyun，wangyishengyeshuoyaohaohaoyangyangde，xinlihuihaipa。”wangdongmeidao：“mingtianburangtaqichuangle，rangtahaohaotangzheyangjitian。”
“dongmei，nidoubuzhidaocunlichuanchuleyueyueshenmehua？”zhanglilishizhendebiebuzhule，pilibaladeshuoleyidatong。
“tasichugaosubierenshuozanyueyuenaozibeizahuaile，bianchengleshazile？”wangdongmeibukezhixindedengdaleyan。
“shini，shuoliantazheigeqinnaidouburendele，haipaodaocunzhangdabojiaquzhaotakaizhengmingle。”zhanglilidao：“shuozhengfuyouzhengce，toutairuoshicanjikeyishengertaibuyongfakuan，tasunnvnaozichuwentile，taderangnizaishengyigeni。”
“tafengle！”wangdongmeiqideliansetieqing：“haodaixinyueshitadeqinsunnv，tazheiyangkengyueyueganshenmeni？rangyueyuebeishangyigeshazidemingshenghenhaotingbucheng？”
“wohaiyiweizheishiershitahenishangliangguode。”yuanshilenglengdekanzhenverdao。
“niang，wosuiranben，danbusha。”wangdongmeijijibianhu：“yueyueshiwodenver，wozenmekenenghaitarangtabeishangzheiyangdemingsheng，zheikeshihuihaitayibeizide。wojiusuanshixiangshenggeerzi，yebuhuinayueyuelaidianbei，fakuanwomenjiaodeqi。”
“zheihaichabuduo。”yuanshidianlediantou：“zijidehaizizijiteng，zheishierzhiyaoniheweidongbutongyitazenmezuoyebuhuichenggong。zhishi，nizijiyaoduogexinyan。”
“niang，wozhidaode。”wangdongmeidao：“zheishierqianwanbuyaogaosuyueyue，zheihaizimingan，huiqikude。”
lizongshuizaichuangshang，xinliyoudiangandong，youyoudiansuanse，dongmeiniangqishihaizhenshimanbucuode。
napatazaililaotaimianqiansongdexiangzhianchun，danzailaoyinglaideshihouyiranshihuzaidelaomuji。
jiuchongzheiyidian，tayedebangbangdongmeiniangzailijiafangeshen，tabujieyibeishangbuxiaodemaminghaidongmeiniangyigeqingjingderizi。
dangran，zhongdianhaiyaokanyuanzhudeqindie，neigebaogongtouzhanduinayifang。
zheishier，buji，rizihaizaoni，tahaohaoxiangxiangfazi。
budongzeyi，yidongyidingyaochenggong。
“weidongshenmeshihouhuilai？”yuanshiwendao。
“worangdagedailexin，tazaiwaimianyoudianmang，yekenengduanshijianhuibulai。”wangdongmeidao：“buguo，ninmanqishideshihoutayidinghuihuilaide，wojitashuoguohaoduocile。”
“zhenshinanweinile，yiniansanbailiushiwutianyousanbailiushitiandoubuzaijiali。”yuanshitanxiyisheng：“nizheihaizia，dangchujiushibutinglaoniangde，feiyaogenzheta，hainaochuleneidangzishi，yehuogaishinideming，chuleneizaoxindelijiaren，guanqimenguorizidaoyehaixing。”
“niang……”wangdongmeixiuhonglelian：“woneibushibudongshima！”