第5章 家里都要揭不开锅了

yihouxiaocichengqinle,zheicailiqianbudoushininlaode,zaijiashangzheijigewanbeidexiaoshun,nainainiyihoukeshiyaoxiangfule,jiuzheixiehaochide,ninlaokeshixiangshenmeshihouchijiushenmeshihouchi。”

sujuanzheimehuanhuanshuolai,suihouhaimanbujingxindepiaolezhoufengyiyan,zhoufengfanyingman,haoyihuicaimingbai,mashangkaikoufuhe,“shia,niang,zheixiaocizheiqinshiyaoshichengle,zanmensujiaderizikejiuzhenzhengdehonghuoqilai。ninlaoa,jiudengzhechixiangdehelade。”

lixihuapielepiezuijiao,youshizhualeyibaguazifangzaishouli,padapadakegebuting,xinlizaijixiao,zheiniangliangsuanpandadezhenhao!sheidousuanjibuguonimen!

sulaotaitaiyitingzijiyaoxiangfule,zheiyanshenlimajiuliangle,lianshangdunshiyoulexiaomoyang,zuijiaodexiaorongduizaiyiqixiangshiyiduoyejuhua,“neiganqinghao,zheiwozijixiangbuxiangfudaoshiciyaode。zhongyaodeshihaiziguodehao。”

zhoufengmangdiantouchengshi,“niang,ninlaoa,jiushixindihao。”

danshimashanglingyigewentijiuhuangdaolelaotaitaibutailingguangdenaozili,tayouxieweinandecuqilemeitou,“keshisucinianlinghaitaixiao,caiershisui,zheishibushitaizaoledian……daguobunengranghaizizheimezaojiuchujiade。”

“nainai,zheikeshiqianzainanfengdehaojihui,renjiananfangxianggankuaijiuchengqin,yaoshiguolezheigecun,yihouyaoshizaipengdaoheshide,kejiunanle。

nianlingxiaomeiyouguanxi,nanfangbujieyixianchengqin,yangliangnianzaishenghaizi。”sujuanganmangjieguohuatou,meiliyanlidoudaizhexiaoyi。

sulaotaitaiyiting,shizheigelia,kanzhesujuanmaihuilaideguantoujiuyuekanyuexinxi,renbuzhukaikoukuadao:“juanjuanzhenshigehaohaizi,suciqiangniduixiang,niyebujihen,haiduitazheimehao。jiumeijianguonizheimehoudaodehaizi。suciyaoshiyouniyibanshanliang,jiuhaole。”

sujuanminzhezuitiantiandexiaoleyixia。

lixihuadianjizheneipingguantou,shishidekaikou,“kebushime,zheimehaodehaizi,shilibacundoumeiyou,dasaoheniangdoushigeyoufuqide。”

“xing,sanxifu,niqubagoudanjiaoguolai,zanmenjigebaguantoudakai,dajiahuodouchangchangxian。”

sulaotaitaibeihongkaixinle,zheiyipingguantousuansha,yihousucijiarenle,zijihaibushixiangchiduoshaojiuchiduoshao,zheiyipingguantoufenlejiufenle。

“xing。”lixihuashuangkuaideqileshenzi,chulemenhenkuaijiujiangzaodeheilebajidegoudanlinjinlewuzi,helingtaxileshou,jiuhezhoufengdakaiguantou,niyikouwoyikoudechidekaixin。

sujuanquanchengdoushiweiguanlian,xiaozhekanzhezheijigerenchi,meidongyikou,zheiguoqideshipin,takebuganchi,wanyichichushamaobingzazheng。

chiguoguantou,lixihuajiulinzhegoudanzoule,yihuiyaofashengshenmeshi,tadangranqingchu。zhengyinweiruci,tacaiyaobixian。

zheimenqinshiyaoshichengleziranhao,zijinengjieguangjiugenghao,nengchengdeshi,zijizaibuzaichangdounengcheng,yaoshibuchengle,zijikebuxiangdezuisuci,luogemaiyuan。

jiusucineigemoyang,zaishilibacundoushitouyifen,tuotuodecunhua,yihouhaichouzhaobudaohaorenjia?

lixihuaxinlimingbaidehen,huairentashibuleyizuode,yuwengzhilibushouzebaibushou。

lixihuachulemen,wuzilizhishengxiasujuantamenzusunsange。

sulaotaitaijiangkangshangdeguazishoushileqilai,zangdaolekangshangdejiuhongsejuzili,zheizaoshangzijixiangyaodageyajicaibaobeisidetaochulai,zheilaosanxifuyilai,jiukeleneimeyidui,sulaotaitaiyouxiexinteng,xinlirenbuzhumaleyiju,“zhenshigezuichande!”

juzilidongxiduo,laotaitaiyitao,jingshijiangyigehongbudoudailechulai,kanzhexingzhuangzheigebudousisifangfangde,limianzhuangdedongxiqingpiaopiaode,fachuhualaladeshengyin,sujuanhaoqiaobuqiaozhenghaokandaoneigehongbudou,xinlizhuomozhe,zheishisha?

sulaotaizhengzaizhuanxinzangguazi,yanshenyizhuan,caikandaokangshangdeneigehongbudou,mianseyimohuangzhangshanguo,feisudejianghongbudouzirengjinjuzili。

sujuanxintouyidong,shenmedongxilaotaitaizheimebaobeizhe,nandao……nandaoshiqian?

zhengzaixiangzhe,menwaichuanlaiyizhenchenzhongdejiaobusheng。

suihou,yigelianpangheiyouyoudezhongniannanrenbokailianzitanlegetouzoulejinlai,“yo,juanjuanhuilaile。”sujuancongkangyanshangzhanqishenzi,limaodehanleyishengershu。

“daguo,jintianhuilaizheimezaoa!”sulaotaitaixiangshiyigelaofoyeyiyangbanmizheyanjingduanzuozaikangtou。

“shanshangtainining,ganbuleshahuo,wojiuxunsizhei,zaodianhuilai,kankanjialiyoushahuoji,zijinengshenbashougangan。”

sujuanjilingdeduanleyibeishuifangdaosudaguodemianqian,jiangshuifangdaokangyanshang,“ershu,zouzheimejiule,koukeleba,laiheshui。”

sudaguoduizhezhinvhenshixihuan,juanjuanzhangdenaikan,xinggehaishuanglang,chushidaducongrong,haishichigongjiafanderen。zaisudaguodexinli,zijidezheigezhinvjiushigudaideneizhongdajiaguixiu,buxiangshizijishengdelianggeguinv,yigezhizhidaokukutiti,yigetiantianhuazhizhaozhan,zazahuhu,zenmerenjiadeguinvnengyangdezheimehao,sudaguonaoziben,xiangbumingbai。

xinlizheibanxiangzhe,kanxiangsujuandemuguanglibianduoleyisilianzijiqinguinvdouxiangshoubudaodeailian,“haishijuanjuandongshi,xiaociduibuzhuni,nibiewangxinliqu。”

“ershu,xiaocihaixiao,shigehaizi,wozaojiubujijiaole。”sujuanguaiqiaodezuozaikangyanshang,yudiaowenrou。

“neijiuhao,neijiuhao。”sudaguohanxiaozhe,yuekansujuanxinlijiuyuejuedemanyi,shenzhizaixinlirenbuzhudexiangzhe,zheiyaoshizijiguinvjiuhaole,zheideshizijijibeizixiulaidefuqi。

sulaotaitaihuanlepianke,chenzheshengyinkaikou,“daguo,niangyouhuayaohenishuo。”

yizhizaixiwudesuciniangliang,tingzhedongwudedongjing。

sucilianshangdeshenseyuelaiyuebuhaokan,zhongshengyishi,yuanbenshixiangdaizhezijineigebangchuidieyiqilikaisujiade,keshixianzaitingzhesudaguoyikouyige‘tingniangde’,sucidexinjiumanmandechenlexiaqu。

zijineigekumingjiejiedejiaoxunhaibugouma,weishenmejiubunengtingtingtazijideyiyuanni,jiuweileneidiancailijiuyaobazijidenvermaile。

guoleyihui,xiwudemenlianbeixiankai,sulaotaitaidaizhezhoufenghesudaguozoulejinlai。

sucizuozaikangtoushang,lianshangluchubiyizhise,muguanglichongmanletiaoxin,budailaizhekaikou,lenglengdeshuodao:“ba,jiehunzheishiwobutongyi。(5)