第2章我这人好面子
“sha？wozaotarenjiaguniang？”
jiangfeiyanjingdengdeliuyuan，jingyabuyi。
tajiusuandangleershinianmutaiolo，yebuzhiyuquzaotanvrenba？
buguo，tazixiyixiang，turanfaxianyigewenti。
他现在是江飞啊！
jiuzaizuowan，tagencundongtoudelengzijigehelejipingjiu，youdianheduole。
liaozheliaozhe，yebuzhidaozenmejiuchedaolelinwanwanshenshang。
linwanwanshicunzhangdenver，yeshiluoshancundecunhua。
nianfangershiyi，xigeboxituide，shencaihaobushuo，gengshiliuyemeiyingtaozui，furuningzhimouruoxing，hezhiyigemeizinenggouxingrong？
jiangfeianlianlinwanwanduoshaonianle，queshizhongbugantusuzhongchang。
zhenghaoneitianlengzijigeren，jiezhejiujing，jingranbalinwanwandayun，luguolaile。
lengzihaishihuai，batamenlianggerenguanjinleyigemaocaowuli，duozaimenkou。
jiangfeijiujingshanglaile，jiuxiangyaolalinwanwandeshou。
jieguolinwanwanturanxingle，kanjianyanqianyougeheiyingbijin，hedechaoqiyigenshaohuogunjiujijiangfeidayunle。
zhihouyijiaochuaikaidamen，jiuzheimetaole。
lengzijigeyikanshiqingbudui，paodebituzihaikuai。
dengjiangfeixingle，nahaiyourenyinga？
weici，tahaiteyiquzhangbaojiakaidexiaomaibujiejiuxiaochou，dishangzheixiejiupingzijiushizhengju。
xiangmingbaizhihou，tayipaietou，xindao：“wanle！”
“zheigeniandaidenvrenzuizhuzhongzhenjiele。”
“wogaozheimeyichubushizhaosima！”
jiangfeiyigegaotiaoleqilai，bianshoushoudongxibianshuodao：“qiuyameizi，wodepaolule。”
“ruguocunzhanglaile，nijiushuowosile，guhuidouyangle！”
zhuanleyiquan，turanfaxianjialichulepingzizhiwai，jiumeiyouzhiqiandedongxile。
wuziliduileershiduoping，houyuanhaiduizheyibaiduoping，guizhidaojiangfeiheleduoshao。
zheiyaoshineiquhuanqian，anyipingyimaosuan，neiyeyougeshiduokuaiqianle。
kexideshi，tasuiranyoushoujidongxidepihao，kezheidongxipaoluyedaibuzoua！
qiuyatingjiangfeizheimeshuo，qidezhiduojiao。
haimeidengtaxunchi，menwaibianchuanlailemimimamadejiaobusheng。
“jiangfeini！jiwogunchulai！”
yidaozhongqishizudenuhesheng，congyuanzilichuanjinwunei。
jiangfeiyiting，meitoudoujichenglechuanzi。
完了，村长来了！
cunzhanglinhao，keshicunzilichulemingdetucaizhu。
jialiyougexiaoliangqiankuaidecunkuan，zaicunzilineishiyaofengdefeng，yaoyudeyu。
这下可糟糕了！
yankanpaoshipaobudiaole，jiangfeidenaozifeisuyunzhuan。
linhaozheiren，tancai，jiusuanshiyingtouxiaolidoubufangguo。
zaitadeyanli，jiumeiyoushenmeshishinaqianbaipingbulede。
jiranzheiyang，neijiugentatanyibishengyi。
jiangfeilianshangluchulexiaorong，qiuyaquejiderureguoshangdemayi。
“jiangzige，zheizenmebana！”
“ni，nibuhuizhenbeidaduanyitiaotuiba？”
jiangfeizixinyixiao：“wozheituiguizheni，nayouneimerongyiduan？”
“niqujiaocunzhangjinlai，jiushuo，woyaogentatanyibidashengyi。”
“啊？”
秋雅一脸的疑惑。
jiangfeigencunzhangtanshengyi？zheibukenenga！
xiangchulezheiliangnian，qiuyabisheidouqingchu，tajiuyigesanwuqingnian，tangepideshengyi？
jiantabudong，jiangfeiyoucuiculeyibian，qiuyazheicaidaizheyihuozoulechuqu。
henkuai，yuanzilichuanlailejiaotansheng。
tingleqiuyadehua，linhaolenghengyisheng：“tanshengyi？”
“xing！wodaoyaokankantahululimaideshenmeyao！”
shuowan，linhaofenfushenbiandeneixiecunmin，bajiangfeidexiaopowujiweizhu，shengpatapaole。
suihoulazhelinwanwan，dabuzoulejinqu。
gangyijinwujiuchuanlaiyigucibideweidao，rangrenzuoou。
liangrenwuzhukoubi，yilianxianqidezoujinwuzili。
jiangfeizhengzuozaihoumenkoudemudunzishang，qiaozhegeerlangtui。
kandaoliangrenlaile，tahuanhuantaiqitou，luchuyigedanrandexiaorong。
“lincunzhang，nilaile。”
linhaoyishenheisezhongshanzhuang，kujiaoyoudianzhang，fengleyiquan。
haishulegedabeitou，haoxianghaimoledianyou。
zhayikan，haitingxiangshigechenggongrenshi。
buguo，linhaojiantazheigebiaoqing，yishibuzhizenmekaikou。
zheixiaozibushinaoziyouwentima？zenmeturanjianxianghuanlegerenyiyang？
linwanwanrenchulejiangfei，zhizhetashuodao：“ba，neitianjiushitaduiwodongshoudongjiaode！”
linhaohuiguoshenlai，nudao：“jiangfei，nizhenshidanfeile！lianwonverdougandong？”
“你......”
tahuahaimeishuowan，jiangfeibaishouxiaodao：“cunzhang，zheishixianfangyifang。”
“worangnijinlai，shigennitanshengyide。”
kantayiliandanrandeyangzi，linhaomeitouyizhou，renbuzhuwendao：“tanshenmeshengyi？”
jiangfeitanlekouqi，shuodao：“qiantianba，wodeguanjiayangshuguolaizhaowole。”
“wojialaoyeziyinweidangchuwolijiachuzoudeshi，genggengyuhuai，danwozheigerenhaomianzi，yangshuquanlebantianyemeiquandongwo。”
“meibanfa，yangshuweilezhaoguwo，jiusuibianjiwoliuxialeyibaiduopingpijiu，haiyoujitiaoshanghaodehuotui，woyejiushouxiale。”
shuodaozheili，jiangfeihuayinyidun，muguangluozailinwanwanshenshang。
“buguo，laoyeziyougexinyuan，jiushixiangkanwochengjialiye，zhiyaonengbanchengzheijianshi，tajiurenyouwozheteng。”
“liyebushinanshi，zhishizheichengjia......”
linhaobeitashuodeyilengyilengde。
jiangfeishigeshazi，conglaibuhuisahuang，kejintianshizaishitaifanchangle。
yibaiduopingpijiu，yipingwumaoqian，shanghaodefashiyangtui，meigesansishikuaiqianxiabulai。
hezhesuibianliuxiadedongxi，douyouyibaiduokuaiqian。
zheideshishenmejiating，caijindeqizheimehuihuo？
nandao......jiangfeitamenjiashiwanyuanhu？
linhaoquemeitouyizhou，juedeshiqingbuduijing。
tadelianshangdaizheyihuo，zhiwendao：“nizheixiehua，shizhendejiade？”
“zhiqianneinihaigenzhangbaojieqianmaijiuhe，zhenyiweiwobuzhidao？”
jianshiqingbailu，jiangfeiqueyiliandanran：“jieqianmaijiu？lincunzhangnikezhenhuikaiwanxiao。”
“wojialijiushikaipijiuchangde，yaoduoshaoyouduoshao，zaojiuhetule，weishenmeyaojieqianmaijiu？”
linhaoyixiang，daoyeshizheimegedaoli。
sheimeishixiandejieqianmaijiuhe？youneiqianchidianroubuhaoma？
buguo，tahaishibuxinjiangfeidehua，youwendao：“neinizenmezhengming，niganggangshuodehuashizhende？”
jiangfeitanxiyaotou：“wojiuzhidaonibuxin。”
“xingle，nizijikanba。”
shuowan，tashenshoulakaihoumenshangdemaocaolianzi，luchulehouyuandejingxiang。
shangbaigepijiukongping，mandidoushi，jiaoluolihaichazheyigengebocudegutou。
linhaokandaozheixiedongxi，jingyadedengdaleyanjing，dabuzoujinyuanzi。
tadingzheneixiepijiukanlehenjiu，suihouyoudingzheneigengutou，jinghuchusheng。
“zhei，zheijiushifashiyangtui？kuaiganshangniutuineimezhangle！”
jiangfeixiangxiao，dantarenzhule。
linhaobukuishijianguoshimianderen，zheigengutoubenlaijiushiniutui，erqieshitatoulecunnantouliuguafujiadeniu，chishengxiade。
buguo，jiangfeidexiyijingyanzule，kebunengzaizheigeshihoudiaolianzi。
tahuanhuanzoujinyuanzi，xiaozheshuodao：“cunzhang，zheixianixinlema？”
linhaozhuanguoshen，yonglidiantou：“xinle！”
“zhiqianwojiucaixiangguo，nicongchenglipaodaozhei，kenengshiyoushenmekuzhong。”
“jintian，wozongsuanshimingbaile，shiwoyouyanbushitaishana！”
zheishi，linwanwanchouchulehenjiu，zheicaidao：“ba！jiusuan......jiusuantashidahurenjiadehaizi。”
“ketaneitianduiwodongshoudongjiao，zheishihaichuanlechuqu，yihouwozenmejiarena！”
tinglezheijuhua，jiangfeilingjiyidong。
yibuzuoerbuxiu，bangzheigedangleyibeizishazidejiahuoyuangemenghaole。
dangran，yeshiweilemanzutalingyigefuye。
泡妞！
linhaohaimeikaikou，jiangfeibianyilianqianyidao：“linguniang，duiyuzheijianshi，wohenbaoqian。”
“danshi，neitiandeshiqing，zhenbushinixiangdeneiyang。”
“yiwojieshoudejiaoyu，buyunxuwozuochuzheizhongchushengburudeshiqing，queshishilengzitamenheduole，zheicai......”
“我向你道歉。”
shuowan，jiangfeizuoleyigetuomaojugongdedongzuo。
linhaokandaozheigedongzuo，lianshangdezhenjinggengnongle。
cengjingyougeguowaidefushangluguozheili，jiesudeshihou，yeshizheiyangxinglide。
nandao，zheixiaozihaishouguowaiguojiaoyu？
linwanwanhaimeishuohua，linhaoyigejianbulaidaotashenpang，qiangxianshuodao：“yuanlaishizheimehuishi。”
“zhenbaoqian，shiwowuhuijiangshaoyele。”
jiangfeiyaotouxiaodao：“no，bijingshichuyouyin，wodaoqianyeshiyinggaide。”
“i’amoorry。”
tinglezheiliangjuyingwen，linhaoliangyandouzaifangguang。
英文！
这小子会英文！
linhaoxingfenzhiyu，turanxiangdaoleshenme。
tatianlexiazuichun，xiandeyouxiejidong。
“neige，jiangshaoye，ninzhiqianshibushishuo，ninjialaoyezixiwangninchengjialiye？”
jiangfeidiantou，yilianwanxidao：“shia，qishiwoyebuxiangguyiqita，zhishizheijianshi，woyebuhaoqiangqiu。”
linhaolianshangdexiaorong，yuanbujitaxinzhongdexingfen。
tashitanzhewenleyiju：“nei，jiangshaoyeninkan，wojiawanwanzenmeyang？”
“bijing，liyedeshiqing，wokongpabangbushangninshenme，danchengjia......woyinggainengbangninjiejuezheigemafan。”