第3章 卫生间风波

qiaojingchengtingdaohou,yiguanlengmodelianshangluchuleyisigangadeshense,zhishishuodao:“wobujinqu,nixiuxiba。”tazhishiquerenyixiatianananmeishuaihuai,hainengzhengchanghuodong。

shuoba,tazhuanshenmailejibu,tangshangzhaizhaideshafa,gaishangbeizihenkuaishuileguoqu。

tianananhouzhihoujue,tazheishizaikanzhezijianquanjinlai,xinlibumianyouyisinuanyi。tayeguanshangfangmen,tangzaichuangshangfupanzijichuanyueguolaifashengdeshiqing。

taxiangbudaoqiaojingchengzheigerenhaimanrexinchang,yuanzhuzuolezheimeguofendeshiqing,hainengzheimebangzhuziji。neizijihaishizaodiangentatilihundeshiqing,miandedanwurenjiadezhongshendashi。

suizheshangyanpihexiayanpizhujiankaojin,tianananzhongyukangbuzhule,yijueshuidaotianming。

tashibeiyoutiaohedoujiangpiaolaidexiangweixunxingde。

baozhezuowanzijishizaizuomengdexiangfa,tianananzhengkaishuangyan。jieguoshiwangdefaxianzijiyijiuzaizheigefangjianli,zhentouhaisuizhekoushuideliuchurushiyipian。

zheizhongqingkuangzaiqianshi,neishigenbenbucunzaide。zheiyishidezhongzhong,zhenshichedizhihaoletianananyiqiandejiepi。

qichuangzhihoutaxianshibazhentoutaohebeihandashidebeidandouhuandiao,zhunbeiguoyihuiquxi。jiezhehuangdongshenshangdefeirou,qingqingdezouchufangmen,beizhuoshangdezaofanjixiyinleguoqu。

zheihuiqichuanghaocaigangxiangguomeiduojiu,qiaojingchengjuranyijingzuohaozaofanle?

tazheibianzaiduizhezaofanfadai,luozaichufanglideqiaojingchengyanliquechenglebiedeyisi。

qiaojingchengmeitouqingya,tasuiranbuxizheiweiqizi,danquguolaijiuhuifuze,zhishaobuhuikuidaita。

pingshitadoushichimantouxiancaide,jintianzheizaocan,yishiyinweixinhun,ershiyinweitianananzuowanshuaile,doujiangyouyingyang,erqiedoujiangyoutiaoyijingshixianzaizuihaodezaocanle,tahaibumanyi?

“buchijiubiekanzhefadai。”

beihouchuanlaiqiaojingchengyouyoudeshengyin,tianananhedeshenshangdehanmaodouliqilaile。

tazhuantouyikan,faxianqiaojingchengtingzhiyaobancongchufangzouchulai,mingxianshiyijingchiwanlezaofan。jiezhejiuzuozaishafashangkanjintianzaoshangdebaokan。

tianananxiangqizuoyedeganga,zhinengmanlianduixiaodekanzheqiaojingcheng。“qiaolianzhangzao!”

tashenzhijuede,lianshangderoudouyaobeizheigexiaorongjijichuhaojidaozhezi。

meixiangdaoqiaojingchengtouyebutai,yijiulengmodekanbaozhi,zhishihuifuleyiju:“ng。”

tianananyebushengqi,zhishiziguzidezouxiangweishengjian,jiejuegerenweishenggongzuo。

tanaqiweishengjianlimeiyoushuizideyaju,yixiliedongzuowanchengzhihoufangjinzuilijiulengzhule。

zheishuamao,yingdenengbatasongzou。

tianananxinxianglaotianweishenmeyaobatayigexiandairensonglaizheigeguidifang,tiaojianluohoujiusuanle,haizheimeqiong,takenengxuyaohaozhangshijiancainengshiyingzheigehuanjing。

tayueshuayuejuedeweiqu,yayinchudexuesuizheyagaomoyiqiyichuzuibian。tianananbutainengjieshouzijizaizheizhonghuanjinglishengcun,shuazheshuazheyabianmanmandedunzaidishangchuoqi。

benlaizaishafashangkanbaodeqiaojingcheng,tingdaotiananandekushengmeitouyizhou。shouqibaozhizouxiangweishengjian,xiangkankantayouzenmele。

“niyouzenmele?”shizaofanbumanyile,haishizijiderenranghaibugou?

dunzaidishangdetianananyuekuyuexiong,sihaomeiyoutingzhideyisi。wenzhezijishenshangdesuanchouqixi,zhijiedaolebengkuidebianyuan。

tazheihuichenjinzaizijideshijieli,sihaotingbudaoqiaojingchengdexunwen。

zhidaotadenaodaihexigaibeiqiaojingchengfenlikai,caifanyingguolaitazaizijideshenbian。

qiaojingchenghongzheyanjing,shoufuzhetadeshenti,zhiwendao:“congzuotianwanshangdaoxianzai,nihaimeiyounaogouma?bushinizijiyaojiadema?jiajiwoniyoubumanyile?”

tianananbeitazheifulengyingdemoyanghedaole,yishijianshenmehuayeshuobuchulai,zhishidakedeyanleizhibuzhudewangxialuo。

qiaojingchengsongkaishou,tabuhuianweiren,yebuzhidaocongheanweiqi。

tianananlengjingleyixiazhihou,haishibaxinlidehuawenchulai。

“qiaojingcheng,womenkebukeyilihuna?”

tingwanzheihua,qiaojingchengmouzhongnuyigengshen,dangchuyaolaizhetajiehunderenyeshita,xianzaixinhundiyitianjiuyaolihunderenyeshita!

tarenbuzhubadunzhedetianananlaleqilai,jiuzhetaxiongkoudeyifudihoudao:“tiananan,niyiweihunyinshierxima?xiangjiejiujie,xianglijiuli!”

tiananankanzhetayinweinuhuoerfahongdeshuangyan,hedebuganshuohua。

tashuowanbianfangkailetiananan,tadebozizanshidedaolefangsong。

danshijinjiezhe,qiaojingchengtuidaoyizhongxishuyongpin,youjiqiletiananandejinzhangqingxu。

tianananlengzaileyuandi,tayiweiqiaojingchenghuifeichangleyigentalihun。bijingsheiyebuhuixiangyaoyigezhudongbashanglaide,shengminglangjie,feitoudaerhaizhangdeneimechoudeqizi。

jieguotaxianzaidejudong,rangtianananxianrusikao。

tahenkuaibianyishidaoleyigewenti,zheishihouhaoxiangbunengsuibianlihun。erqiejunhunshishouguojiabaohude,lihunkenengyaozouhenduodaochengxu。ruguozijifeiyaolihundehua,naodaobuduilihuihennankan。

yuanzhulaizhejiajiqiaojingchengyijingrangtadiujinlelianmian,ruguozailihun,qiaojingchengxianzaidezhiweikenengdouhuibubao。yuanzhuyijinggouduibuqiqiaojingchengdele,tabunengzaibazheizhongtongkujiabei。

tabixuyaoyouyigechongfendeliyou,zaibuweihaizijiheqiaojingchengdeqingkuangxia,cainengqulizheigehun。

kexianzaizijiruguoyizaidetizheijianshiqing,henyoukenenghuijiajuzijiheqiaojingchengguanxidejinzhang。

suizhemumenpengdeyishengxiang,tiananancongcesuodefangxiangkandaoqiaojingchengchulemen。

tatanleyikouqi,xiangzhezijizhongyukeyifangsongyixia。

tianananhaimeidengxiwanlian,jiutingdaowaimianyouxixirangrangdeshengyin。

nvrenjianxidesangyinshenzhigaiguoleshuizhupaihuilianpendeshengxiang。

taxunzheshengyinguijizhimenkou,zhijianmenwailianggeshenzhezhifudenvrenzhengxiaoyiyingyingdedaliangqiaojingcheng,zuidaoyemeixianzhe:“qiaolianzhang,zheimeyidazao,buzaijialibaozhemeijiaoniangxiuhunjia,zheishiyaodaonaliqua?”

tianananxinlilenghengyisheng:“meijiaoniang,zheishizaifengcisheini?”yuanzhuzhangchengzheigeyangzi,zheimeijiaoniangyejiutacainengdayanbucandeshuochukou。

tazainaozilisisuoleyifan,xiangqizuoriwanshangjiehundeshihou,jiushizheigefunvzhurenzaiyuanzhuerbianshuolexieshenme,caishiyuanzhuzaihunlishangsapodanao,lingqiaojingchengdiujinlianmiande。

kanzhewaimianlianggedazheweiwenqihaolaizhaoshidefunvzhurenhaofanghebanshiyuanxiaocheng,xinlibumianfanqiyizhenexin,jintiantabixuyaoduihuiqu,xinzhangjiuzhangyiqisuan!

yaoburanjintianqiaojingchengnandexiujia,hailiansebutaihaokandechumen。zheiqunrenkanzaiyanli,kendinghuizaibierenneilidaoguyifande。

zheijianshichuandaowairenerduoli,shuobudingjiubianchengleliangrenzaoshangdachaoyijia,xinhunlianzhangduomenerchu,buyuanhuijiadegushi。