第1章 戴上傩具,来到1982年!

“孩子!”

“孩子!”

yizhenqingweidehuhuansheng,jiangshenguodongconglunyishanghuanxing。

yinchendeshenye,sifangjujing。

tademianqianquepiaodangzheyigeshuangyanxinghongdeguaiwunaodai,zaibankongzhonghuanghuangyouyou。

liangdaoxinghongsedeguangmang,zaiyoushenjijingdeheiyeshineimeshenren。

raner,shenguodongquexiyiweichang,yidiandoubuhaipa。

“怎么了?”

他随口问道。

“niyoulashile,ganjinqilaihannifumulaishoushi!”

“xundewokuaizhengbukaiyanjingla!”

piaodangzaibankongzhongdeguaiwunaodaifachushayadeshengyin。

啪!

灯光亮起!

shenguodongjiekaishenshangdemaotan,kanleyiyanlianshangjiuluchutongkuwubideshense,sisiwojinquantou,hunshenzhanli,xiukuidedixiatou。

shide,tashiyigecanfei!

congsansuikaishi,jiuyijingzuozailunyishangle。

mei**fa,yizhongjiaozuojisuihuizhiyandebingduqinhaileta。

zheizhongbingduhaiyouyigedamingdingdingdemingzi,jiaozuoxiaoermabizheng。

yidanbeiganran,jiuhuichuxiandamianjitanhuandefengxian。

erhenbuxing,shenguodongjiushineizuiyanzhongdeyige。

congsansuineiniankaishi,daoxianzaisanshiduonianderenshengli,douzailunyishangduguo。

zheixienian,fumuweilejitakanbing,zounanchuangbei,bianfangmingyi。

bujinhuaguanglequanbujixu,haiqianxiayipiguwaizhai。

tongshi,erlaoyirouyankejiandesuducanglaozhe,wushiduosuidenianlingyijingmanbinbaifa,zhouwenkemanlemianpang。

shenguodongbenrenyeyuelaiyuezibi。

tameiyourenhepengyou,yebuganjiaorenhepengyou。

zhiyulaopo,neigengshizuomengdoubuganquxiangdeshiqing。

meitianderizidoushizaizheizhongyinanchaoshidewuziliduguo,shibushihaidaxiaobianshijin,xuyaofumulaishoushi。

meidangyudaozheiyangdeqingkuang,shenguodongdoutongkuwubi,henbudezijisiledehao。

sileyihou,jiubuyongrangfumucaoxinle!

keshifumuquejueduibuyunxutazisha,yangyantasiledehua,tamenyebuhuole。

weici,shenguodongmeitiandouzaijianaozhongduguo。

“唉!”

yishengchenzhongdetanxishengrangshenguodongtaiqitoulai,kanxiangbankongzhongneigeguaiwu。

shuoshiguaiwu,qishibuguoshiyizhangnuoju。

jiushirenmenchangxi、jisishihoudaideneizhongwuhuabamenzhongmianjudeyizhong。

zheizhangnuojushitafumuyiciwaichushidaihuilaide,jianerzixihuan,jiusongjita。

meixiangdao,xiaoxiaoyizhangnuojuqueyouxieguiyi,jingrannenggoukaikoushuohua。

kanjianshenguodongzheiyifutongkuwubideshense,bankongzhongpiaofudenuojuyanjingliliuluchuyimorenxinghuadelianmin。

turan,takaikoudao:“haizi,xiangbuxianghuangexindehuofa?”

lunyishang,zhengyayitongkudeshenguodongmengditaiqitou。

“什么活法?”

“jiniyifujiankangdeshenti,ranhouzaisongjiniyigepiaolianglaopo……”

shenguodongyileng,yuanbenjuewangdeyanmouzhongfuxianchuyimoliangguang。

tajidongwubikanzhebankongzhongdenuoju:“ni……nimeiyoupianwo?”

“没有骗你!”

“buguo,quebushizaizheigeshidai。”

shenmidenuojupiaozaibankongzhong,quanshenshanshuozheguiyideguangmang。

shenguodongzhayan,manlianmimang:“shenme……shenmeyisi?”

“tianjibukexielutaiduo!”

“nijiushuodayingbudayingba?”

shenminuojukaikoudao:“jihuizhiyouyici,nizijixuanze!”

lunyishang,shenguodongdixiatou,piankehoutataiqitou,yanjinglidaizheyimojueran。

“我答应了!”

yinwei,tazhendebuxiangzaituoleifumule!

ruoyoulaishi,dangniuzuomalaibaoda。

“好!”

jianshenguodongdaying,piaozaibankongzhongdeshenminuojuhuranhuazuoyidaoguangmang,xifuzaishenguodonglianshang。

nuojudaishangdeneiyishun,shenguodongtingdaoleguguaidetishiyin——

“叮!”

“zhencedaojiaoseyishengmingyun……”

“ciyujiyuan:hunchuan。”

“niandai,bashiniandai。”

“fuzengjiangli:yifujiankangshenti,yigepiaolianglaopo。”

shenguodongmengdidengdaleyanjing,danhaibudengtazuochufanying,yishijiuxianruwujinheian。

……

“呜呜呜!!”

“shenguodong,nijiushiyigenaozhong,tiandixiazuinuoruodenuofu!”

“wozheibeizizhenshixialeyan,kanshangnizheizhongfeiwu!”

shenguodongmimihuhuzhong,beiyizhenkuqishengchaoxing。

tazhengkaiyanjing,manlianmangranwucuodedaliangzhesizhouhuanjing。

faxianzijishenchuyijianjiatusibidewuzi,qiangbishangguazheyizhangweirentuxiang。

banbodiaoqidejiaju,zhihudemenchuang,yiqiedoushineimegulao,xiangshiqibashiniandaichanwu。

“这是什么地方?”

“wodaodishisilehaishihuozhe?”

shenguodongzuoqishen,naozilihaizaibutingfuxianzijiheshenminuojudeduihua,yijizuihouyishixianruheianqian,tingdaodeneiguguaitishiyin。

shenme“hunchuan”“bashiniandai”“jiangliyifujiankangshentiheyigepiaolianglaopo”……

turan,taxiangshiyishidaoshenme,mengdiditoukanxiangzijidexiabanshen,youshenshoubuduanchupeng。

banxianghou,zuijiaohuduyuekuoyueda,zhizhirenbuzhuchedihahadaxiaoqilai。

“哈哈哈哈!!”

“laozizhendechuanyuele!”

“neishenminuojumeiyoupianren!”

zhenghaomianqianyouyimianjingzi,shenguodongmashangtiaoxiachuang,paodaojingziqian。

takandaojingzilideziji,chabuduoyouyimibadeshengao,chuanzhelalilata,toufahaosijiwo,danmoyangqishihenbucuo,zuizhuyaodeshishentijiankangya!

“duile,haiyouyijianhenzhongyaodedongxiwangjijiancha!”

shenguodongbashoushenxiangkuzi,jidongdequanshenduosuo。

duoshaonianle,tadiyiciduihaoxiongdiyouleqingxiwubideganzhi,xinqingwubixingfen。

buguo,jiuzaitagangzhunbeituodiaokuzishi,waimianzaicichuanlaiyizhenzhenyayidekuqisheng。

“nizheigewangbadanhaiyouxinqingxiao!”

“wozheibeiziweileni,buxihefumuxiongmeijuelie,fangqihuichengdejihui,xiajiajini!”

“dedaodequeshiniwuxiuzhideduiwojiabao!”

shenguodongtingxiadongzuo,daizheyihuo,huanhuanmaibuzouchuqu。

yiyanjiukandaodibanshangzuozheyigepitousanfadenvren。

duifangchuandeyehenshao,luchudapianjifu。

neiguangzerushuidejifu,rangtazheigeyibeizidoushilaochunandenanrenmomingxintiaojiakuai,lianhongdebuhaoyisiqukan。

“nandaozheijiushineishenminuoju,jianglijizijidelaopo?”

shenguodonghuiyiqihunchuanqian,kandaodeneixietishi。

ernvrentingdaolejiaobushenghou,huanhuantaiqitoulai,luchuyizhangruhuasiyudemiankong。

zhishineizhangpiaoliangdeliandanshang,quedaizheleihen,haiyouyixieyuqing,dadapohuailezheizhongmeigan。

嗡!!

jihujiuzaikanqingchunvrenxiangmaodeyishunjian,yiguteshudejiyicongshenguodongnaohaizhonghuoshanbanbaofa。

yanqiandenvrenmingzijiaoanlan,shitadexifu。

xianzaishi1982niandeliuyuefen,zhengzhigaigekaifangbashiniandaichuqi。

tashitaianxianbeituncunren。

jinnianershisansui,gaozhongbiye,daxuemeiyoukaoshang。

五年前两人结婚。

zaifumudebangfuxiayuanbenhaisuanyouyigebucuodejiating。

danyichangyiwairangjiatingtubian。

chabuduoliangnianqian,fumushangbandejiuchangfashenghuozai。

benlaiyijingxiabanzouchuchangzideerlaofanhuiqujiuhuo,shuangshuangyunan。

yuanbenzheiyinggaishiyiciguangweiliuchuandeyingyongganrenshiji。

meixiangdaojiuchanglaobanwangdequanquebazerentuidaosiqudefumushenshang,shideshenjiamingshengyiluoqianzhang。

fumusihou,shenguodongbaoluchutanuoruo、danxiao、pashidecaobaobenxing。

buganquzhaowangdequantaohuigongdao,biaoxiandedouburulianggemeimei,gengbibushangtadexifuanlan。

weicizaodaolehenduorendechixiao,congcimaodunkaishipinpinbaofa。

shenguodongzheigerenzaiwaimianweiweinuonuo,danxiaopashi,duijialirenqueshizhongquanchuji,yidanhejiuhougengshiduixifubushidajiushima,zhangqijiabaobuduan。

jiuzaiyigexiaoshiqian,hezuihoudetayoubaxifuanlanhenhenjiabaoleyici!

“yuanlaiwodelinghunzhongshengzaizheiyangyigefeiwushenshang!”

liqingchunaohaizhongdejiyi,shenguodongliansebianhuanbuding,buzhidaoshigaigaoxinghaishibiede……

“沈国栋!!”

zheishihou,anlanbamuguangkanxiangmianqiandeshenguodong,luchuyimoqimeijuerandexiaorong。

“你醒来的正好!”

“womeiyoulianmianjianwodefumu,xiongdijiemei,haiyouwodepengyoumen……”

“zheibeiziwozuidadecuowujiushirenshini,wohaohouhuia!!!”

“ruguohaiyoulaisheng,wojueduibuhuizairenshini!”

shuowan,nvrenturannaqishenbianyigepingzi,sanliangxianingkaijiuwangzuibaliguanqu。

shenguodongkanqingchuneipingzishangdemingzi,liansedabian!

“住手!”

tajihuyongzuikuaidesuduchaoanlanpuqu,yibazhangshanfeileduifangshouzhongyinyou【didiwei】deyaoping。

chaneijian,cibideyaoshuiweisadebiandidoushi。

raner,shenguodongqueliankandoumeiyouqukan,yinweianlanyijinghejinzuibalibushao。

taqidetiaojiao,zheishiganglaijiurangtashiqulaopodejiezoua!

妈的,这怎么可以?

tianwanglaozilailedoubuxingde!

daizheyusishenzhengfenduomiaodexinnian,shenguodonghaobuyouyuniekainvrendezuiba,jiangshouzhichuojinnvrendehoulong,kaishicuitu。

yinweizheishizuiyouxiaodezijiufangfa。

zhiyaotuchulaiyixiedongxijiuhuidadajiangdiyaowudeweihaixing。

beikongzhideanlansimingzhengzha,yachijinjinyaozhuleshenguodongdeshouzhi。

tongdetalianshangjiroubutingchouchu,danzhinengpinmingrenzhu……