第一章 吃瓜系统

“yunshana,nilaishaohuo,niangxianghenishuoxieshiqing。”

wangyunshanerbianchuanlaimuqintaohaodekouqi,heyiwangminglingdeyuqibutong。

budui,tabushisilema?

huanshiyiquan,kandaoqiangshangdenianli,tamingbaile,zijizhongshengle。

jintianjiushimeiposhangmenyiqinzheitian!

shangbeizizaizheiyitian,wangruoyufeiyaohetahuanqin。

tabuyuanjiajicunzhangjiadedaerzilisilin,cunzhangjiashiyangzhude,jialidundundounengchishangrou。

wangruoyuxiangyaojiadeshitawangyunshandeduixiang,qianxietianyoumeiposhangmenjitashuolelinjugaojiadegaozhiguo,gaozhiguozaixianchenggaozhongduguoshu,zaibashiniandai,shituotuodewenhuaren。

shazhudezenmenenghewenhuarenqubinini?

“niang!nijiaowojiajishazhude,neiwoburuyitouzhuangsi!”

guoranxiayimiao,wangruoyujiukaishizuotianzuodi。

“nijiaowangyunshanqu,jietayibeizicusuguanle,jiaotaqujiajilisilinkendingkeyi,yaoshirangwoqu,wodanxinlisilinshengqikansiwo,talunqidaolainengkansilisilin,nirangwoqujiajigaozhiguo!”

wangyunshanchashouzhanzaipangbian,zuijiaoguazhelengxiao。

zhenshigecongmingdanzi,bacusunongfuzheizhongmingtoutuizaizijishenshang,shunlichengzhangdachengtahuanqindemude。

shangbeizitabuyuanhuanqin,houlaihunhoufaxiangaozhiguohewangruoyuzaojiugaozaileyiqi,haiyoulehaizi。

fanguantayibeiziwuerwunv,zaifaxianzheiposhizhihouhetamensipolian,jiubeiliangrenhemouyongtieliansuozailecaijiaozhong。

haidaochuzaoyaotahenanrensibenle,zhidaowangyunshanyoujindengkudeneiyike,dezhizijidefumuweilexunzhaoziji,chulechehuo,yikouqimeishanglai,hanhensizaileneigehanlengdeyeli。

heng,gaozhiguoneigelanren,dianxingdehaogaowuyuan,shangbeizihewangruoyuhaoshang,yeshiyinweiwangruoyushoulibachizhelisilinyangzhuzhengdeqian。

huanqinshiba,gaozhiguoneigelantoudenanren,tawangyunshanbuxihan!

shangbeiziyanmangxinxia,zheibeizi,yidingrangzheixierendoufuchudaijia!wangyunshanxiankaihouzhongdemenlianzi,zoudaoleyuanzili,ditoushoushichaihuo。

wangruoyudekuhanshengraodezhenggeyuanzibudeanning,meirenjicongcongdicongdaboneiwukaimenchulai,kandaoyuanzilidewangyunshan,youxieganga。

”yunshana,nikanzheishiernaode,yiyeshihaoxin,meixiangdaozhei……”

“meiguanxi,yi,wojiezheizhenshiyuelaiyueyouchuxile,shangdiaozheizhongximadounengbanchulai。”wangyunshanyangzhuangtanqi,“wojiezheinalishishangdiao,fenmingshichangxini,jiwochangyichukuqingdaxi。”

“yunshana,zheijianshiqing,shiyikaolvbuzhoule,yizaiquwusewuse……”

“yi,biemafanle,wojieshuodedui,wocusuguanle,peibushanggaozhiguo,wokanlisilinjiuhenhao,renlaoshi,qinkuai,wotongyihuanqin!”

wangyunshandehuayingangluo,duimianwuzidemenlianzijiuxiankaile。

“yunshan,nibieduqi,woshizhenxinweilenizhexiangde,jiajilisilin,jinhoubuchouchihe……”

wangyunshanzaixinzhonganchuochuodifanlegebaiyan,biaomianbudongshengse。

“jie,nizheimeshuokejianwaile,zanmenjiemeiqingshen,nidexingfubujiushiwodexingfuma?”

bibailianhuashiba?delebianyihaimaiguaishiba?sheibuhuiside!

“yunshanyatou,nizhentongyi?”meirenyouxiebukezhixindilaqiwangyunshandeshou,“nizhenshihaohaizi!tingyidemeicuoer,nibuhuihouhuide!”shuowanhaiyiweishenzhangdikanleyiyanwangruoyu。

lianggedaguniang,yigeshenmingdayi,yigexunsimihuo,lianggerenzhanzaiyiqi,gaoxialipan!

meirendezuikeshizuilihaide!

wangruoyuziyiweidachengmude,zuijiaobiakhainanya,ganmangcuizhemeirenqubanle。

eryunshancishizhengzhengdizhanzaiyuanzili,xiaohuazhegangcainaohaizhongturanchuxiandeshengyin。

【ding,chiguaxitongchenggongqidong,huanyingsuzhuwangyunshanjinrubashiniandaideyulefengbao!】

“shenmewanyier?chiguaxitong?”

jinjiezhe,yigedianziyinzainaohaizhonghuixiang:

【chiguaxitongjiangmeirisuijifabuchiguarenwu,suzhuxuanzhaoyaoqiuwancheng,yibimianfumianyingxiang。】

【wanchengxitongrenwuhou,suzhujianghuodefenghoujiangli,baokuodanbuxianyubaguaqingbao、shishangdanpin、jinengtishengdeng。weiwanchengrenwuzekenengzaoyugangapuguang、shesishunjiandengchengfa。】

【xitongfudaisirenkongjian,jingongcunfangxitongchupinwupin,chushikongjiandaxiaoweishipingfangmi。】

wangyunshanquedingle,zijizhongshengzhihou,bangdinglechiguaxitong!

【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshourenwu:xiawuzhuangpogaozhiguozaixiaoshulinhecunzhongdeliuguafusihui。renwuchenggongjiangliyinshendoupeng,xianshiliangxiaoshi,renwushibaiyanzhixiajiang5gedian。】

wangyunshanzuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong,yuanlai,gaozhiguo,haigoudaleliuguafua……

wangyunshanduoduojiao,jiuzheiyihuier,yijingyouxielengle,dongbeidedongtian,haizhenshihedaizheguazierzuozaikangshangchiguaa!wangyunshanbaoleyibachaihuo,huilewu。zhongwumeimeichishangyidun,xiawuquzuodashier……

chiwanfan,wangyunshanjiupansuanzhexitongderenwu,zhuangposihuixianchang?yitashangbeizidejingyan,gaozhiguoneigebuyaoliandeyidinghuizhaoyixieshenmeliyoujizijikaituo。

“jiuzheimeban!”wangyunshannaozhongshanguoyigejihua,zheimedadebagua,yinggaishidajiayiqifenxiangcaiduima!

wangyunshannachuhouhoudetoujin,jianzhibaoguodeyanyanshishide,zhiluchuliangzhihushanhushandedayanjing,jiuquxiaoshulinkanchadixing。

“ng,zheigejiaodubucuo,shulinzhizhongyoushenmedongjingdounengjinshouyandi。”

zheitiaolu,pingshimeiyoushenmerenlai,danshiruguozheieryourenhujiu,neizanmentunzidehaoxinren,kendinghuilaibangmangdeba?

wangyunshandunzaizheitiaolushang,denglexujiu,zhongyujiandaogaozhiguoguiguisuisuidixiangzhezheibianzoulai,lingyibian,liuguafuyewudeyanyanshishide,wangyunshanqiaoqiaodilikaile。

“yi,kuaikuai,woxiangquchenglichedianerbuzuoshenyishang,tingjianxiaoshulinneigadayoudongjing,yi,buhuishishanhuoba?”

wangyunshanzhaodaomeirenjia,meirenyitingyoushanhuo,erhuabushuozhaohulezuolinyoushejiuchufale。

gangdaoxiaoshulin,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaiyixiedongjing,zixiting,youxierangrenlianhong……

“bie,aiya,sigui,douyaojiehunle,haiduirenjiadongshoudongjiaode。”

“daguniangnayouxiaoxifuhaowaner,kuai,jitianbujianle,rangwohaohaoqinqin……”

jigerendayandengxiaoyan,shunjianmingbaishizenmehuishi,zheibushigaozhiguoheliuguafuma?

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