第一章

womengdijingxingguolai,kanzhezhouweidehuanjingyishijianyouxiemeng,zheilihaoxiangshiwojia。

wobushiyijingshenshuaijiesizaiyiyuandebingchuangshanglema?weishenmehuizaizheili?

「laogong,nizenmele?」

turanpangbianxiangqiyidaoshengyin,rangwoxinzangbuyoudesesuoleyixia。

taitouduishangyizhangtianmeidelianpang,zhengzaiqingyanxiyudiguanxinzhewo。

keshitazheizhanglianbugaishizheiyangde,tayinggaishihendudeerenmoyang,shikandaowomashangsilefengkuangdeyidemoyang。

「xujie,nizhongyuyaosile,nisile,woheerzijiunengjichengnideyichanle。」

「hahaha,nizheigechunhuo,bangwomenzhenglezheimeduoqian,kesuanshibianyiwomenmuzile。」

「nifangxin,dengnisile,wohuidaizhenideqian,hewoaidenanrenhaohaoguorizi,yangdaerzide。」

「duile,wangjigaosuni,erzibushiniqinshengde,nizheiyibeizixinxinkukudoushizaijibierenzuojiayi,hahahahaha……」

fangfoxiayimiao,taneizhanglianjiuhuibiandeniuqu、fengkuang、zhengning……

「老公……」

wenroudesangyinzaicichuanlai,wocaiyishidaozijizhongshengle。

laotianyejilewoyicizhongxinlaiguodejihui,rangwoyoujihuiquchengzhieren,weizijibaochou。

woxunsulianxianeixindehenyi,dandandichelexiachunjiao:「meishi,jiushigongzuoleidaole。」

「zenmele,niyoushenmeshiqingma?」

suyumeiyoufaxianwodeyichang,tebiekaixindilazhewodeshou,ranhoujiangyizhangyunjiandanfangzaiwomianqian:

「laogong,wohuaiyunle,womenyouhaizile!」

她语气特别地兴奋。

shangbeizi,woyiweitazheishikaixinwomenliangyouaiqingdejiejingle,xianzaicaimingbai,zheifenmingshitaheyenanrendeyezhong!

jiushijihuazhelaijiangdiwodefangbeixin,ranhoujichengwoyichande!

keshiwoquechundeyiwusuozhi,duitameiyourenhehuaiyi,baibaibangtahejianfuyanglezheimeduoniandeyezhong!

kanzhesuyuyiliangaoxing,wodandandikaikou:「zheihaizishiwodema?」

tadelianshangshanguoyisihuangluan,buguozhishiyishunjiandeshiqing,henkuaijiubeitazheyandehenhao:

「nizheishishuodeshenmehua?nishizaihuaiyiwoma?」

「wojiajinidezheiliangnian,damenbuchuermenbumaide,nijingranhaizheiyangyuanwangwo!xujie,nidaodiyoumeiyouxina?」

tayoushishengqiyoushikudishuluoqilai,yanleigengshihuahuahuadiwangxiadiao,neiruxidesudubizhuanyenvyanyuanhaikuai。

queshishitadeyanjihao,buranshangbeiziyebuhuipianwopiandaowolinsiqian,caifaxiantadezhenmianmule。

「xujie,nishuohuaa!***shenmeduibuqinideshiqingle?nishuochulai,woyaoshiduibuqini,wobudehaosi!」

ganfazheimedudeshiyan,zhenshibubashenmingfangyanli。

fangxinba,zheibeizitahetadejianfu,doubuhuiyouhaojieguode。

buguowoyezhidao,tazheimedasidinaozhe,qishiyeshizaishitanwo。

tazaishitanwoshibushizhendezhidaoletachuguideshiqing,haishiwozaizhata。