第1章

陈宇很咸鱼。

congdaxuebiyehouzaijialiyijingdunlewunian,congmeikaolvquwaimianzhaogongzuo。

fumushuangquan,erqiedoutuixiule,youyanglaojin,pingshiyoukongjiuchuquzouzou,baogelaonianlvyoutuan,meicidoulehehedikangezhonggonglve,xiaoqilailianshangdoudaizhexiyanghong。

zhiyutamendeerzichenyu?

anzhaochenbadeshuofa,ruguobushinianqingshidechongdong,huoxuyoumeiyoutachenyudoubuzhidao。

suoyiyoushihouchenyudoujuedezijishizheigejiatingliweiyiduoyude。

tabenyexiangchuquzhaogegongzuo,laigeyanbujianweijing!

danxiangxiangjiali3jianchuzudepuzi,2taofangzi,yijiyijiaxiaochaoshi......

suanle,haishijialidechuangbijiaoruan。

fanzhenglianglaojingchangwangwaipao,jialiyejiutayigeren,daoyebushaoqingjingshiguang。

qingjingdi...douwanglezijihaishizhongshengguolaide。

快十年了吧?

chulezhongshengdaogaokaoqianneiduanshijianjinzhang**guo,shengxiadeshijianwanquanshicongxianyudaoxianyudefengganguocheng。

momingqimiaodezhongsheng,chulebatacongzhongdudagongrenjiefangchulai,qitabuhaoyebuhuai。

jialimeiyoushenmexuyaotafuchu,yemeiyoushenmeweinanxuyaotaquzhengjiu,zhiyudangshangceo,shixianyigexiaomubiao,tajuedejishirangtazhongshengshiciyezuobudao。

benlaizhongshengqianjiubushishenmeniuxrenwu,yemeishenmetebieniuxdejineng,suoyitaconglaimeihuanxianghuozhewangxiangchengweishenmeshoufu,qiuzhangzhileide。

他有自知之明。

zhongshengguolaidedaxuesinianchuleshangkeshuijuepaobu,shengxiajiushidangyixiawenchaogong,kaozheqianshideshuchonghezhuijujingli,yingshinonglejibenxiaohuodexiaoshuo。

bushinanpinde,ershinvpinde。

shumingjiubushuole,youxiexiuchi,buguozhuanqiana!

nvpinzhuanqianzheigezhenxiangdinglvrangbushaonanpinzuozhebianchengnvzhuangdalaohunjiqizhong。

erqiezheihaishiyigexishuizhangliudeguocheng,jishitaxianzaixianyudetangping,meigeyuehaiyoubushaogaochouzidongdarutadezhanghuzhong。

tayecongmeiguanxinguozhanghuzhongneixieshuzidebianhua,suoyizijiyekeyishuoyixia,woduiqianbuganxingqu?

“晚上,约?”

gangganglaidaozijiachaoshidechenyukandaoshoujishoudaodeweixin,renbuzhumomoyouxiesuantengdehouyao,ranhouhuidao:

“好!”

duimianyemeizaihuiguolai,yiqiejinzaibuyanzhong。

xiaochaoshikaizaiyijiacaishichangpangbian,zhouweiyouliangsangexiaoqu,haiyouyijiazhongxue,keyuanbucuo,qingleyigedianzhang,lianggeshouyin,sansigelihuoyuan,zonggongqibamingyuangong,meishenmezhidetazheigexiaolaobancaoxinde。

qishitabuguolaiyekeyi,danshizaijiadangxianyurongyiesi。

zaibangongshidangxianyu,tahaikeyiwuliaodeshihousuishounaxielingshi。

shuoqilaikaizheigechaoshi,yeshidangshichenbachenmagangcongpangbianzhongxuetuixiushi,patamenturanbushangbanhourenhuikuadiaocaigudongjianyide。

lingwaitayeshianzhaoqianshidejiyizhidaoxuequfanggainianhuoqilaihou,zheipiandifanghuixingjianbushaoxiaoqufang,bijingshixianlizuihaodezhongxue。

tajialingwaiyitaofangziyezaiqizhongyigexiaoquli,shidasuanjichenyudangjiehunxinfangyongde,zhibuguohaimeiyouzhuangxiu。

yebushimeiqianzhuangxiu,zheixiepuzi,chaoshihefangzilimiankeshiyoudabanshikaotaxinxinkukuzhenglaidegaochouni!

ershichenbachenmayijingzaigegelaoniantuanliliulianwangfanle,zaishuotamenkanerzigujiyishibanhuiyezhaobudaonvpengyou,gengshilandelihuizhuangxiuzheizhongshiqing。

zhende,chenyuyoushihouyenenglijiefumuqin,bijingxinkudaledabanbeizi,benshenzijiyeyouwenhua,haiyouzhuiqiu,chenhaimeizoubudong,quwaimianshijiezouzouyetingbucuode。

fumumeibasuoyoudejinglidoutouzhuzaitashenshang,suoyizheizhongxianyushenghuohainengzaitiyanjinian。

zaibangongshili,chenyuouerkankanjiankong,ranhouwanwanyouxi,tiyanyixiav8dekuaile。

wucanhou,jiuzaibangongshidexiaochuangshanghuhudashui,chongzudelengqiwanquanganshoubudaowaimianyanyanxiaridehuore。

yangzujingshen,wanshanghaiyouyichangaozhan。

“xiaoyuer,wodaonichaoshilouxiale!ganjinxialai!”

gangdaoliudian,tiankonghaiyipianmingliang,chenyujiushoudaoweixinlaidian。

duimiandeshengyinyayierjiqie,neizhongannaibuzhudexingfentouguopingmujiuyaopenboerchu。

“lailelaile,biecui!”

chenyumantengtengdexialou,jiukandaomenkoutingzheyiliangcuxindekaidilakect5,xianranganggangxiguode。

kandaozheiliangxiyuzhongxinzhuanyongche,chenyurenbuzhuliezuiyixiao,shuliandedakaifujiashishizuolejinqu。

“出发!”

zuozaijiashishidenanren,momodamanfaladetoufa,saoqimanmandedalegexiangzhi,pobujidaidicaishangyoumen。

kaichedezheiweijiaoyuanhua,dui,genxialuotefannaolideyuanhuatongmingtongxing,zicongzheibudianyingshangyinghou,meicikandaozheisinaohaizhongzongshixiangqineishoujingdiandebgm!

liangrenshigaozhongsanniandesidang,chenyuzhongshengguolaizailaojiadangxianyuhou,liangrengengshixingyingbulile。

gaodeliangfangjiazhangyiweizheilianghaizishibushiyoushenmewenti.....

oueryeshenrenjingdeshihou,chenyuyehuirenbuzhuzisheng,qianwanbunengwanle!

“woshuoniyigeyewujinglibuqupaoyewu,tiantianlawokaiche,nibamazhidaoma!”chenyulanlanditanzaizuoyishang,daqudao。

“zhidaoa,wogangcaichumenhaigentamenshuole。”yuanhualiezuiyixiao,shenmidao,“jintiankebuzhiwomenliangge!”

“e?shei?”chenyuganxingquwendao。

shuohuaquxiyuzhongxinzheizhongshiqing,dangranshirenyueduoyuerenao,shuoshihua,chenyuduizheizhongshiyebushihenrezhong。

takeyiduitianfashi,tazhishixihuanneizhongzai**fanglibeizhengrehanlinlideganjue!

zhiyuqitashenmede,zhishizhongzaicanyu,juebuchenmi!

“linmingming,zhidaoba?”yuanhuazhuantoukanletayiyan,kandaochenyuzhoumeisisuodeshense,xiaodao,“zenme?bujidele?womensanbandexuexiweiyuan,linmingming!”

chenyuhaishiyipianmangran,shuoshihua,zhongshengdaoxianzai,napazailaojiadailesiwunian,shuoshihuagaozhongtongxuequanneiyoulianxideyejiuyuanhuazheisi。

tongxuehuishenmede,tadoulandequ,kejianqixianyuchengdu。

suoyishenmexuexiweiyuande,tayegenbenburenshi。

“neigejibanzhangxieqingshide,ranhoubeibanzhurennachulaidianpingdeneiwei,qingshiwangzilinmingming!”yuanhuajixuqifadao。

“e......youdianyinxiangle......”

chenyunaohaililimafuxianyigedaizheyanjingshoushouruoruodenanshenggangawubidizhanzaijiangtaiqiandexingxiang。

“ha,renjiaxianzaikebuyiyangle,womenxianjiansheyinxingdelicaijingli,renjiaxianzaihundequanziniuxduole,woyihoudouyaokaotachifana!”yuanhuayouxiexianmushuodao,jiezhegengshihongyanshuodao,“erqie,zheixiaozixiazhoujiuyaogenwomendenvshenbanzhangdinghunle!”

“zhende?!”chenyuyouxiejingya。

huixianglinmingmingdeshihou,yenanmianlianxiangdaoqingshishijiandelingwaiyigedangshiren,tamendebanzhang,zhousilu!

qingchundeshihousheidoushaonianmuai,zhijuedezhousiluhaokan,danjutinalihaokanyoushuobushanglai。

xianzaihuiyiqilai,neigaotiaotingbadeshencaidaoshiqici,ershineibairuchuxuedepifu,peiheneiqingchunshengjiedeqizhi,zhenderangrenganjuekeyuanguanerbukexiewan。

“tongxuequanlidouchuanbianle!linmingmingzheixiaozizaiqunlidesedeshihou,duoshaorenzaiqunlifadaozihezhadannimeikanjian?”yuanhuadaizhetongxidekouwenshuodao。

“e......zhengjingrensheihaiwan**quna......”chenyugunongyiju,suijiyeshizazazui,youxieyihanshuodao,“zeze,zheilinmingmingshenmelaitou?yiqianmeikanchulaia,benyiweizheixiaozizhishi**,meixiangdaoshizhenniubi,haoxiangzhousilujiayebujiandanba,tingshuorenjiagaozhongbiyejiuzhijiechuguoliuxuede,zenmehui......”

“shia,sheijiaotalaodiexianzailihaini,gongxingdexingzhangni,caishenyea,shoulikazhezhousilutajiagongchangdedaikuan,tingshuozhousilutabawanqihuokuideyitahutu,suoyizheijiaoshenmeshi...biliangweichanga!”yuanhuatongxinjishoudeshuodao。

“haha,nizheichengyuyongde...dengxiayaoshirangrenjiatingdao,budezouniyiduna,huocongkouchu!”chenyuxiaodao。

“qie,zouwo?xianzaibuzhidaoyouduoshaorenxiangzoutani!”yuanhuabuxiedao,ranhoujieshidao,“chenyunijiushilan,doubuhunquanzi,zaixianlizheigexiaoquanzi,dajiasheiburenshizhousilua,qunianrenjiaganghuiguodeshihoupangbianjiuweishanglaiduoshaotiangou,bujinwomentongxuezheiyiquan,qitawaimianderendouxiangdedaozhousiludechuiqingni!”

“hei,wozheizibennanenghunshenmequanzi,”chenyushanshanyixiao,shuolaiganga,zhongshengrenshizaijiadangxianyu,jineixiezhongshengqianbeidiulianle。

“shuozhende,nijiubuxianmu?wojidedangchunixiaozihaianlianguowomenbanzhanglaizheni!”yuanhuajizeixiaodao。

“qie,nibuyeyiyang,zanmendagebushuoergea!”chenyuguoduanfanjidao。

xianmuma,chutingdaozheigexiaoxineikendingshixianmujidude,cengjingzhinengxinlitoutouxihuandedongxibeirentoulequ,kendingshibuhaoshoude。

danxianzaixintaibuyiyangle,napazhongshenghuilaineihuier,xinlixiangdeyequanshigaokao,qiantuzheixie,nayoukonglihuizheixie

“shia......qingchunzhenhao!”yuanhuashouqixipixiaolian,momingdetanleyiju,haoxiangkandaoshiqushenmexinaidedongxiyiyang,dansuijiyouehenhendao,“dengxiawomenhenhenzaineilinmingmingnei**!”

“对!”

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