第6章
“xing，suming，niyijingwukejiuyaole，nijiuxihuanneigechoubaguaiquba，yihoubielaifanwomenjiaqianyue。”
qinlanzhongzhongdezhuanshen，yanzhongmanshibiyi。
丑八怪？
sumingxiaolexiao，landejieshi，youxiedongxizijizhenzangzhejiuhao，meibiyaofenxiangjibieren。
zheibangwuzhideren，dengtamenlejiechenxinyidezhenmianmaogujihuihuaiyirensheng。
suizheqinlanlikai，jiaoshiliqingjinglexialai，buguodaxueshengmensixiayouduoleyigesumingxihuanchoubaguaidehuati。
liangfenzhonghouchenxinyiniuniedezouleguolai，yibajiangnaichafangzaizhuoshang。
“suming，zhei…zheinaichahaini，wotaichoulebuganhe！”
tayilianbeifen，mingmingqidebuxingyoubuganshuodeyangzixiangjileshouqibao。
“bushi，wobushizheiyisi，woshiweileqineinvrenlaizhe！”
sumingmolemobiziyouxieganga，chenxinyiquegenbenbuting，qihuhudebeiyingrangrenxinteng，keshisheinengxiangdaozheiyinzangzaituqiwaibiaoxiadeweimeigaogui。
“wanle，zhongshengdiyicisongnvhaiernaichajiuyizheiyangdejiejugaochui。”
taganjue，sihudiulezhongshengrenshidelian，buguoxinghaohaikeyibujiu。
“aiya，jintiannizalaizheimezao，taiyangdaxibianchulaile。”
zhengzaizheishi，jianghaibochichigandao，guazhegeheiyanquan，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweibeirenzoule，shijishangshiquwangbafendoule，yizuoxiatajiukandaozhuoshangdenaicha，zahudao，“yohe，liannaichadoujiwomaihaole，yiqiandoushiwojinimailaizhe，zongsuanmeibaizuoxiongdi。”
shuozhetadakainaichajiuheleqilai，pangbiansumingzhanglezhangzuixiangshuoshenmezuizhongmeishuochukou。
“pu！”linzhuodetongxuerenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
“zenmele，nimenxiaoshenme？”jianghaiboyouxieqiguai。
“meishenme，nihenide，tamenshixianmuni。”sumingtanlekouqi。
kebuxianmuma，aixinnaichadoujinihele。
meiduojiu，banzhurenxuyuetingzoulejinlai，keshangdaoyibanturanxuanbuyizexiaoxi，liangtianhoujiangjuxingxiaoqinghui，rangbanjilizhunbeijiemu。
“xuexiaotiaoxuanzhuchiren，wobawomenbandelinqianyuetongxuebaoleshangqu，erqieqianyuetongxueyezhunbeizaixiaoqinghuishangbiaoyanyigewudao。”
“xiwangyoucaiyidetongxueyeyongyuecanjia，rangwomenyingyuxi2banyezaiquanxiaolululian。”
xuyuetingyouxiejiaoaodekanzhexueshengmen，zheiyiqilinqianyuesuanshibanjilipaimianrenwu，bujinpiaoliangerqiechengjiyebusu。
“wawa，xiaoqingai，youkeyikanlinqianyuetiaowule，neishenduan…zeze！”
shunjian，suoyounantongbaoxingfenle，doukanxianglinqianyue，bijingtademeikeshisuoyourengongrende。
jiansuoyourenkanxiangziji，linqianyueyilianweixiaodezhanqishen，“ganxiebanzhurenhetongxuemendexinren，woyidinghaohaobiaoxian，weibanjizhengguang！”
shuowan，tasihuyoutiaoxinyibankanlechenxinyiyiyan，houzhezibeidedixiatou！
erlinqianyuerutonggaoaodetianezaisuoyourendoumuguangxiazuoxia。
nvrenzhijianwuxingdezhanzheng，jiushirucijiandan。
“haole，dajiazixiyihuierba。”xuyuetingmanyideheshangshujizhunbeilikai。
“dengdeng，woyouhuashuo。”
jiuzaizheishi，sumingzhanleqilai。
“zenmele，sumingtongxueyoushenmeyijianma？”
xuyuetingyouxienamendekanzhesuming，duifangzuotiancaijizijisonghuana，taxinlideyinxiangzhenghaozheni。
“laoshi，worenweidanrenxiaoqingzhuchirenzheizhongjihuiyinggaizeyouxuanqu，linqianyuetongxuesuiranyouxiudanbingbushizuiyouxiude。”
sumingmianduizhesuoyourendemuguangbuhuangbumang。
“e？”xuyuetingyouxiejingya，“sumingtongxueyoushenmerenxiangyaotuijianma？”
“wotuijianchenxinyitongxue，wojuedezheiweitongxuejinjinyeye，shiyikebeishachenmengbidejinzi，wanquanbubilinqianyuetongxuecha。”
bunengranglvchabiaotamenjixudajichenxinyile，sumingjuedezaizheiyangdajixiaqu，shuobudingzheiyishichenxinyizheiduoxianhuazhenkuweile。
bixurangtashulizixin，yerangneibangsunzikankanshenmecaijiaomei！
“a…nishuoshei？”xuyuetingchadianlaohuayanjingdoudiaole。
bieshuota，jiushiqitatongxueyeshijingedezhangdazui。
youmeiyougaocuo，rangchenxinyishangqubushirangsuoyourenkan2bandexiaohuama，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweierbanmeirenna。
“sumingtongxue，nitideyijianwohuikaolvde，buguowoyijingxiangxuexiaobaolelinqianyuedemingzi。”
kanleyiyandizhetouhedehunshenzhandoudechenxinyi，xuyuetingshizaiwufaxiangxiangrangduifangshangtaihuishishenmeyangzi，zheixingxiang、zheisuzhiwanquangenzhuchirenbudabiana。
“baolekeyizaibaoma？”sumingbusixin。
“haole，sumingtongxue，nixianzuoxia，dajiazixiba！”
xuyuetingganjinrangsumingzuoxia，nazhekebencongconglikai，zhijiebeisumingdejianyihepaole。
“哎，什么人啊？”
yanjianbanzhurentaopao，sumingtanlekouqi，buguozuoweihunleshinianshehuidetahaiyouhouzhao，tajuedingxieyifenxiaoqingcehuashu。
yushibuganjimodetakaishixiexiehuahua。
“sumingtongxue，nichulaiyixia，woxianggenniliaojiju。”
yixiake，chenxinyijiuzouguolaiqingqinglalelasumingdeyifu，yanjinglimanshiyouyuanfuza。
“哦，好的！”
sumingganjinfangxiabigenzhechenxinyizoulechuqu。
liangrenlaidaoxuexiaodehuatanpangbian，pangbianyouduiyeyuanyangzhengzaikiss，batamendangzuolekongqi。
chenxinyishunjianniuniedebuxing，huangdao，“zanmenhuangedifangba。”
“huanshenmehuan，zheiliduohao，haiyoudianyingkan！”
sumingtiaolegecaopingzuolexialai，bujinbuzaiyifanerkandejingjingyouwei，shibushihaidianpingliangju，“aiya，shijiantaiduanle，feihuolianghaiyaolianlian。”
tingzhetadehuachenxinyigengshiruzuoniuzhan，yijuhuabuganshuo，zhishidizhetou。
huoxushisumingdedianpingguotoule，lianggenannvzhinengfenhendekanletayiyanliqu，chenxinyizheicaisonglekouqi。
“zuoya，zhanzheganshenme。”
sumingyibalaxiachenxinyizuozaipangbian，houzhelideyuanyuande，liangjiucaishuodao，“niweishenmebujingwotongyijiutiwozhengquzhuchiren？”
“woxiangrangtamenkankannidemei，yebuxiangnizheiyangyizhibeibierendaji！”
“wo…wobuxiangzuozhuchiren，haiyouwoyebupiaoliang，tamendoushuowochouni！”
chenxinyiyouxiebuhaoyisibieguotou，tingdaoduifangshuotamei，zheirangtaneixinxiangchilemiyiban。
“nibixutongyi，haiyounibixujizhu…nishitianxiazuimeidaonvhaier。”
youxiebaqidehuachuanruchenxinyidemuguang，ranhousumingturanyixialajinjuliqingqingzhaixialeqianzhedeyanjing，yizhangjingzhibaixifangfojinglingbanderongyanyueruyanlian。
jingqiaodebizi，pushanpushandeyanjing，wuyichubumei，hennanxiangxiangzheiyangdemeinvjuranyanmaizaisuoyourenmuguangzhixia。
geleliangshidehuacikesumingsuanshidiyicishuochu，ruciziranjiuxiangbielexujiuyiyang，erchenxinyiyixiajiujingdaile，liangjiucaifanyingguolaiyixiaqishendaishangyanjingjiupao。
“哈哈哈…”
houmianchuanlaisumingdekuangxiaosheng，jiuxiangyayilehenjiuyiban。
zheiganjuehenhao，kanzhechenxinyiyibaiyibaidexiaopipitaganjuejiuweidelianaiganjuehuilaile。
neixiejiuyuandeshanghenyidiandianbeironghua，buwangchuxinfangdeshizhong，tacengjingzaiangzangdeshehuizhongmishidewangleziji！