第4章
“骗子？”
“nigemaohaizidonggepi！”
“tashiwonvpengyou，yijinghewoliaolehenjiule！”
wangbaguanliyuanshigeershiwuliusuideqingnian，manlianhengrou，**zhebei，wenzhemanbeiguangong。
“tashibushishuozijidefuqinshikaigongside，zijibenlaizaifuqingongsiligan，danshibuxihuanzheifengongzuo，qulexiangxiayeyejia，bangmangzhongchaye？”
“yeyedechamaibuchuqu，xiangyaonibangmangmaidian，bingqiejinihaishizuidijia？”
“ertadeqiexiangcelimian，quanbudoushipiaoliangdezhaopian？”
wangdongxukanzhewangbaguanliyuan，xiaozheshuodao。
“ni......nishizenmezhidaode？”
tingwanwangdongxudehua，wangbaguanliyuanshunjiandengdayanjing，lianshanghengrouyidouyidoude，kanwangdongxudeyanshenjiyoufennu，youyoujinghuang。
“laoban，zheijiushigeshazhupan，henipeiyanglehaoduotianganqingle，xianzaidaoleshazhudeshihou！”
“henbuxing，nijiushineitoudaizaidezhu！”
wangdongxushuodehenzhibai，bingmeiyouyinweiyanqiandenanrenwenzhemanbeiguangong，eryousihaoqienuo。
“bukeneng，xiaofangbukenengpianwode，womenshizhenai！”
wangbaguanliyuanshenshendekanlewangdongxuyiyan，ranhoubianjiedao。
tajiaozhanghuawei，zaizheiliganlesinianle，ershiwuliusui，haimeiyoutanguozhenzhengdenvpengyou，qianjitianzaijialegeqiehao，yiweizijiyudaolezhenai，nidesiquhuolai。
yaobushiwangdongxudehua，tayijingzhunbeijiangyiwankuaiqianzhuanguoqule。
2010nian，yiwankuaiqian，keshizhanghuaweisangeyuedegongzi。
“buxindehua，nishishishuonimeiqianmaichaye，kankantazenmehuini！”
wangdongxuweiweiyixiao，xiongyouchengzhudao。
kandaowangdongxuruci，zhanghuaweishuangshoufangzaijianpanshang，buzhidaogaihuishenme。
“gege，qianhuiguolailemeiyou？”
“woyeyeyijingjiangchayedabaohaole，mashangfahuo！”
zheigeshihou，zhanghuaweideqiehaoshanleqilai，shixiaofangcuizhanghuaweidakuanle。
“buhaoyisixiaofang，wozheiliangtianshoutouyoudianjin，xiageyuewozaimainidechaye！”
zhanghuaweizuizhonghaishixuanzexiangxinwangdongxuyici，shuolezheijuhua。
“sifeizhai，laoziheniliaolezheimejiu，nitamedejingranshigeqiongbi，made，langfeilaozishijian！”
benyiweixiaofanghuilijiezhanghuawei，dankandaoxiaofanghuidexiaoxi，zhanghuaweineikehuoredexin，shunjianjiubeiyipenlengshuijiaomie，ranhouyuandibaozha。
“nimade，jingranzhenshipianzi......”
“laoziwenhouniquanjia！”
zhanghuaweilenglejimiao，shunjianpokoudama，dengtaxiangyaohuifuguoqudeshihou，duifangyijingbatadeqiehaoshanle。
“xiongdi，zhenbeinishuozhongle，zheitamiaodehaizhenshipianzi！”
“xiongdi，xiexieni，yaobushinidehua，wojintiankejiukuicanle！”
“yihoulaiwozheili，yihoulaigezheilisuibianwan，gebushouniqian！”
“haiyouzheilideguazihuashengkuangquanshui，suibianchisuibianhe！”
zhanghuaweijidongdewozhuwangdongxudeshou，xinqingjiujiubunengpingjing。
“ge，buyongzheimekeqi！”
“lujianbuping，badaoxiangzhueryi！”
wangdongxushuozhe，nalebataishangliangpinghongniu，yitongpaomian，lianggenhuotuichangxiaosadelikaile。
“kanlaiwodezuodianshenmele！”
huidaozijidezuoweishang，wangdongxuziyanziyuleyiju，ranhoudakaiweibo，kuaisudexieleqilai。
guangmingshizhe：wangliantaolujiemi，maichanvde‘qican’pianju！
keyipianganqing，keyipianshijian，keyipianliuliang，danbunengpianqian！
biaotixiewanzhihou，xiamianzeshiduiyumaichanvtaoludexiangxijiedu，dangranhaiyouhenduochatu，doushimaichanvsaoshounongzi。
liaoliaoshuqianzi，jiangmaichanvdepianjuxiedemingmingbaibai，jieshideqingqingchuchu。
“xiwangdaduoshurenkeyikandao，bimianbeijufashengba！”
wangdongxushuowan，jixuxietadecehuashu。
buzhibujue，yiwanshangdeshijianjiuguoqule，erwangdongxujiangzijixiehaodecehuashu，baocunzaileqierizhilimian，tangzaidiannaoqianshuizhele。
cengjingdewangdongxu，meitianshuizaishangbaiwandejinkouchuangshang，fanlaifuqushuibuzhe，meixiangdaoxianzaizaiwangbarucieliedehuanjingxia，jingranshuidetebiexiang。
dengdaotazaicizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，yijingshizaoshangbadianle。
erdiannaopingmushangdeweiboyijingbaole。
duanduansangexiaoshideshijian，wangdongxudefensijingranzengzhanglesanwan，dixiadepinglungengshi999+。
“wotamedeqianliangtianganggangbeimaichanvpianlesanwan，yaoshizaodianrangwokandaozheigedongxijiuhaolea！”
“sanwansuangepi，wobeipianlebawan，goudongxibaozhao，jingranshigekoujiaodahan！”
“zhihenpianzitaijiaohua，shazigenbenbugouyong！”
“wobushimaichanv，zhenxinxiangqin，shengaozhangxiangjueduiguodequ，buxiangbeipiandelianxiwoba！”
“......”
pinglunqubujinyoujiangshuzijibeicanmingyunde，jingranhaiyouxiangqinde。
wangdongxuzuijiaoshangyang，shuangshouzaijianpanshangfeiwuqilai。
guangmingshizhe：wanglianpianjuqianwanzhong，woshuodezheiliangzhongzhishizuichangjiande，dajiayidingcaliangyanjing，keyiliaosao，biezhuanzhang，keyipaiqianjimo，biehuaqian！
niyaoshirenweizijishiyitouroufeiweimeidezhu，qinghulvebenbozhu！
xiewandiertiaoweibo，wangdongxuzhijiejiangweiboguanle。
等等，相亲？
ganggangdepinglunzainaohailihuidang，wangdongxuturanlingguangyishan。
shuodegaodashangdianjiaoxiangqin，qishijiushigejiaoyouruanjian。
er2010nian，jiaoyouruanjianhaimeiyoushengxing，qiesuiranzaishichangshangdezhanyoulvputiangaidi，dangongnengbijiaodanyi，jiushigeliaotianruanjian，hehoulaifazhanqilaidemomo，taquzheixiejiaoyouruanjianmeiyoukebixing。
“zaixieyigecehuashuba！”
wangdongxuyanjingzhongshanshuozheguangliang，zaicidakaileyigewendang，bangexiaoshideshijian，xiehaoleyifencehuashu，baocunzaileqierizhilimian。
congwangbachulai，wangdongxuzhaolegelubiantanchilezaofan。
zaofanhenjiandan，yigeyousubing，yiwandoufunao，chideneijiuyigeshuang，biyiqianchideshanzhenhaiweidoushufu。
“haishidanggeputongrenhaoa，xiangzenmehuojiuzenmehuo，teshuang！”
wangdongxuweiweiyixiao，fuleliangkuaiqian，xiaosaliqu。
zaicihuidaowangba，zhanghuaweizhijiejiangwangdongxuanpaijinlechaojiguibinqu，yigebolifanglimian，zhiyousitaijizi，pingshidoushitamenjigewangguanzaizheilishuijuededifang。
“xiongdi，yihounilaigezheili，jiuzaizheigejizishangwan，buxianshi，quanbumianfei！”
zhanghuaweishuozhe，younaleliangpinghongniuheyixielingshi，fangzailezhuozishang。