chenshushiluoyizhen,qishenzhunbeihuijia,zhinenglingxiangbanfale。
kankanzouchushubu,quehudeyidaoshengyinluorutadeerzhong:“chenshu,nizaizheierdaizheganma?kaoshikaowanle?chenyingni?”
chenshutaitouxunshengwangqu,zhijianyiliangjiuchengbaxindebeidouxingmianbaocheli,tanchuyikenaodai。cirenkanshangquershiliuqisui,zhangxiangjunlangshuaiqi,dadiyouchenshudesansiwufenzhiyi?
chenshujingqi:“xiaojiu?”
shenyichuanheileyisheng:“nizheiyuqi,wotingzhezenmehaidaizhejifenhuaiyini?nanbucheng,nijiujiuwoshiyanpin?”
“bububu,rujiabaohuan!”
chenshuweizhemianbaochezhuanlezhuan,cengjingfengcunnaohaizhongdejiyi,dunshiruquanshuiyongxian。
zijizheigebukaopuxiaojiu,zaonianwanglianleyiweinvyou,jiuyiweizhaodaolezhenai,xiangzhexianxiamianjishi,bunengmeiyoupaichang,shenyichuanjiuyiyaoya,pingjiezhezijiduonianjixuwuqiankuai,haiyoujialirenzhichidesanwanduo,maileyiliangbeidouxing。
结果对方是杀猪盘!
danzheibuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshijiujiudewanglianduixiang,abu,shishazhupanjiuzaifucheng!
真是天助我也!
chenshucuolecuoshou,zuijiaoguazheyimohuaixiao:“xiaojiu,genninshanglianggeshibei?”
“shibushixiangzuojiujiudehaohuazuojia?meiwenti!shangche,jiujiudainidoufeng!”
“好嘞!”
chenshuhaobukeqidizuozailefujiawei,xihaoanquandai。
“nixiaoziyoumeiyouxiangqudedifang?huachengdejiaoxianhaishinongcun?”
shenyichuanwenleliangju,zhengzhunbeifadongqiche,quetingwaishengdao:“woyaoqufucheng。”
“哪儿?”
“涪城!”
shenyichuannanyizhixindikanzhewaisheng,yanjingdengdexiangtongling:“nixiaozimeishiba?congzheierdaofucheng,700duogongli!”
“我知道。”
“知道你还……”
shenyichuanmeihaoqi,jiuyaohongtaxiache,queshitingchenshuxiaodao:“jiujiu,nineigewangliannvyou,jiuzaifucheng,duiba?”
“啊?对!”
“wotingshuoweilaijiumaguosetianxiang,shigedameiren!genninjianzhishitianzaodishedeyidui!suoyiwojiuxianggenniyiqiqufucheng,jianjiantadefengcai!”chenshumeizheliangxindao。
tingwaishengruciyichuipeng,shenyichuanyouxiepiaopiaoran,danhaishijujuele。
“buxingbuxing,wogenliliyuehaole,guoyiduanxingqi,wozaiqufuchengjianta。”
“zanmenjintianqu,mingtiantanengbujiannin?”
“dangrandejian!buguo……zanmenzheihuierchufa,daofuchengdeshihou,douyijinglingchenle。”
chenshuyouchuipengliyouleyifan,danshenyichuanyijiuyousuogulv,napataduiwangliannvyouxinxinniannian,chaosimuxiang,shenzhilianhaizidemingzidouxianghaole,quehaishijueding,mingzaozaichufa!
陈舒哪肯干啊?
jiranliyoubucheng,neijiuzhinengweibile!
chenshuyuqizhongdaizhejifenweixiedao:“yaoshininvpengyouzhidao,nizheicheshikaojialirenmaide?”
2009nian,kenlao、kaojiarenmaichemaifanghaishiyijiangongrendehenxiuchideshiqing。
shenyichuanyitingjiuhuole:“nixiaozishenmeyisi?!”
chenshujixudao:“yaoshiwomazhidaoneigelilizhishiniwanglianduixiang,nilianghaimeijianguomian,bingbushinizaiwaimiandagongrenshidenvpengyou,nishipianwomade?”
shenyichuanmiansejibian,qiangxingjichuyimokusexiaorong:“chenshu,bujiushiqufuchengma?zanmenkeyishangliangma!”
chenshukesouleyisheng,jichushashoujian:“yaoshiwomazhidaoniweilewanglianduixiang,lianwaipodeyanglaojindoubufangguo?”
shenyichuanhedebeihoumaohan,ganjinwuzhuletadezui,shensehuangzhangdiwangsizhoukanlekan。
haihaolaojiemeitingdao!buranjiusidingle!
chenshuxianqidibakaitadeshou:“xiaojiu,zenmeyang?”
“nixiaotuzaizixinga!fuchengshiba?chufa!”
shenyichuanyaozheya,gannubuganyan,xiangzhelaomazenmehuishi?bawojietayanglaojindeshidougaosuzheixiaozile?!ei,beinanielea!jiufadongbeidouxing,chaozhefuchengshiqu。
lushang,shenyichuannachutadefangaishouji,kaikoudao:“zanmenqufucheng,yaobuyaojiwojiedagedianhua?”
chenshujiedaoshouzhong,bokaigaizi,heshang,youbokai,bawanlezheigudongshoujiyifan:“nizhuanxinkaiche,wodaihuierjiwomadaguoqu。”
“nibuyaotiniwaipoyanglaojindeshia!”
“放心。”
chenshubilege“ok”deshoushi,jiunazheshouji,dakaileqieqq,jiangxiaojiudehaojilexiaqu,ranhoudengluleziji8weishuqq,haihaozheimeduoniandoumeibiangengguomima。
chenshuyouxiexiaoqingxing,queshiyikandaozijidetouxiang、wangminghegexingqianming,tashayanle!
touxiangshiyizhangliuzheshamatefaxing,zhiluchubanbianliandedatoutie!
wangmingyehenyoushidaigan,jiao:“45°yangwangbiao‖tiankong”!
还是火星文!
erzuicanburendu,zuirangchenshuxiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqude,dangshutadegexingqianming——
“tianruociwohuihuang,wobibitianchangkuang!”
taitamazhongerle!taitamafeizhuliulea!
chenshukandelaolianzhanghong,ergenguntang,shenxileliangkouqi,quejiujiumeinengpingfuxinzhongdeqingxu。
zhentamaxiangshanzijiliangerguanga!!
piankehou,tafangcaichangshizhequjiayuxiaoyudeqq,danhenyihan,yuxiaoyuzaoniandeqqbeidaole,chenshubingbuzhidaotaxianzaidehao。
zheigeshijianxian,tacengjingzuiaide、yezuiaitadenvren,yutahaimeiyourenhejiaoji。
“唉……”
chenshutanlekouqi,shenyichuanqiguaidisaoletayiyan,xiaodao:“zenme,youxinshi?”
chenshukanxiangchuangwai,meishuohua。
“跟舅舅说说?”
“zala?nanbucheng,nihaiyoushenmexiaomimi?”
“wodong!nijiujiuwoyeshicongxueshengshidaizouguolaide,wufeijiushiqingchunqidekunhuoma。najiadexiaogunianga?”
“你不会懂的。”
chenshukankanhuiyingleyiju,shenyichuanbufuqile:“shenmejiaowobuhuidongde?neinijiaojiaowo,woyaozenmezuocainengdong?”
chenshuyaoleyaotou,bankaiwanxiaobanrenzhen:“dengnidaolewozheigenianji,nidagaijiunengdongle。”
shenyichuankanzhebizijixiaoshiyisuidewaisheng,yilianmangran:“???”
……
shanggaosuhou,beidouxingshichulehuachengdedijie,chenshubianyongjiujiudeshoujijilaomadalegedianhua。
“ma,jinwanbuyongzhuwohexiaojiudefanle,xiaojiuzheihuierkaichedaiwoqufucheng,yaojiantanvpengyou!”
“woshuobuqu,tafeilazhewoqu,rangwojibabaguan!”
“benlaiwoxianghuijiaduopeipeinin,jieguotayimiaozhongdoudengbuxiaqule!”
“sha?ninburangwogenjiujiuqu,yaotabawosonghuijia?ma,woyebuxiangqua,danzheihuierchedouchuhuachengle……ninfangxin,woyidingrangtalushangzhuyianquan!”
guaduandianhua,chenshujiangshoujishuaijileshenyichuan,tajiujiuliandouheile。
“chenshu,nixiaozixinxuelaichaoyaoqufucheng,rangwobeiguo,nixinbuxinwo……?”
“waipomeiyuedeyanglaojin,duoshaolaizhe?”
“…………”
“jiu,mafanninkaikuaiyidian,dangran,yeyaozhuyianquan!woxiaoqiyihuier。”
“???”
“kanwoganma?zhuanxinkaichea,yanglaojin。”
“你!!”
shenyichuanxinzhongyujie,chadianyikoulaoxuepenzaifangxiangpanshang。
chouxiaozi,dengwobajielaomadeqianhaishang,zailaishoushini!
……
花城,馨苑小区。
menkoubianshangdeyijiadishangxiaochaoshili,laobanniangshenyijunweiweicuzhemeitou。
chenyingcongjialilaidaochaoshi,kanjianzheiyimu,haoqidao:“ma,zenmele?”
“nijiujiugennige,qufuchengle。”
“qufucheng?zheihuier?”
“duia,tamendouyijingshanglegaosu,kaichuhuachengle。”shenyijunwunaiyaoyaotou。
zijizenmejiutanshanglegezheiyangdedidini?ershiliule,haibuzhidaoyidianwenzhong!
zijihunaoyejiusuanle,haidaizhexiaoshuyiqi!kelianlexiaoshuneimexiaoshunyoutinghua。
“jiujiuhechenshuqufuchengzuoshenme?”
“qujiannimenjiudenvpengyoubei。nimenjiugujishixiangrangtanvpengyouyerenshiyixiazanmenjiaderen。”
chenyinghuangrandawu:“yuanlaishipaoqujianweilaixiaojiumalea!nanguaichenshujintiantiqianjiaojuanpaole。”
“提前交卷?”
chenyingjiangjintiandeshiqing,gaosulemuqin,rushijiaodai,rangshenyijunjingchaleyishun。
dantayouwukenaihe,erziyingyuyizhijiucha,tibutiqianshiwufenzhong,duitadefenshuyingxiangyebuda。
zhishizheikaoshitaidu,bixuduanzheng!dengtahuilai,yidingshuotaliangju!
chenyingxingzailehuoqilai,chenshu,jianweilaijiumazheimezhongyaodeshi,rangnibujiaowo!
……
5dianconghuachengchufa,didafuchengshi,ganghaowuye12dian。
biyuanbenyujidebaxiaoshi,kuailezhengzhengyigexiaoshi!
shenyichuanneijiaoyigexintenga!
zijixinmaidebeidouxingxiaomianbao,fadongjidoukuaimaoyanle!
jijialirenbaolepingan,jiugaijiejuezhusuwentile,shenyichuanqueshebudezhujiudian,zhaoleyijialvguan,lianggedalaoyemen,zhikaileyijianfang。
xiaolvdianlaobanniangweileduozhuandianqian,suisuinianlehaoyizhen。
danchumenzaiwai,shenyichuandeyuanzejiushi,nengshengjiusheng!duici,chenshudaoshiwusuowei。
“jiu,nikaicheleile,zaoxieshuiba。”chenshujiaodimoyou,zhunbeikailiule,“duile,woyouxieke,chuqumaijigejuzi,nijiuzaifangjianli,buyaodong。”
“kunsiwole!woxianshuile,niquba,zaodianhuilai。”shenyichuandalegehaqian,daochuangjiushui。
chenshuguanshangmen,chulelvguan,zhanzaifuchengdeyesexiadejiedaomalubian。
yinsedeqinglengyueguangsazaitadeshenshang,yingchenzhetashuaiqidemianpang,yefengchuilai,lanchuzuchedeshihou,yuxiaoyudeshenyingfangfozaicifuxianyanqian。
陈舒已经迫不及待!
“小渔,我来了!”
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