第3章 小渔,我来了!

chenshushiluoyizhen,qishenzhunbeihuijia,zhinenglingxiangbanfale。

kankanzouchushubu,quehudeyidaoshengyinluorutadeerzhong:“chenshu,nizaizheierdaizheganma?kaoshikaowanle?chenyingni?”

chenshutaitouxunshengwangqu,zhijianyiliangjiuchengbaxindebeidouxingmianbaocheli,tanchuyikenaodai。cirenkanshangquershiliuqisui,zhangxiangjunlangshuaiqi,dadiyouchenshudesansiwufenzhiyi?

chenshujingqi:“xiaojiu?”

shenyichuanheileyisheng:“nizheiyuqi,wotingzhezenmehaidaizhejifenhuaiyini?nanbucheng,nijiujiuwoshiyanpin?”

“bububu,rujiabaohuan!”

chenshuweizhemianbaochezhuanlezhuan,cengjingfengcunnaohaizhongdejiyi,dunshiruquanshuiyongxian。

zijizheigebukaopuxiaojiu,zaonianwanglianleyiweinvyou,jiuyiweizhaodaolezhenai,xiangzhexianxiamianjishi,bunengmeiyoupaichang,shenyichuanjiuyiyaoya,pingjiezhezijiduonianjixuwuqiankuai,haiyoujialirenzhichidesanwanduo,maileyiliangbeidouxing。

结果对方是杀猪盘!

danzheibuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshijiujiudewanglianduixiang,abu,shishazhupanjiuzaifucheng!

真是天助我也!

chenshucuolecuoshou,zuijiaoguazheyimohuaixiao:“xiaojiu,genninshanglianggeshibei?”

“shibushixiangzuojiujiudehaohuazuojia?meiwenti!shangche,jiujiudainidoufeng!”

“好嘞!”

chenshuhaobukeqidizuozailefujiawei,xihaoanquandai。

“nixiaoziyoumeiyouxiangqudedifang?huachengdejiaoxianhaishinongcun?”

shenyichuanwenleliangju,zhengzhunbeifadongqiche,quetingwaishengdao:“woyaoqufucheng。”

“哪儿?”

“涪城!”

shenyichuannanyizhixindikanzhewaisheng,yanjingdengdexiangtongling:“nixiaozimeishiba?congzheierdaofucheng,700duogongli!”

“我知道。”

“知道你还……”

shenyichuanmeihaoqi,jiuyaohongtaxiache,queshitingchenshuxiaodao:“jiujiu,nineigewangliannvyou,jiuzaifucheng,duiba?”

“啊?对!”

“wotingshuoweilaijiumaguosetianxiang,shigedameiren!genninjianzhishitianzaodishedeyidui!suoyiwojiuxianggenniyiqiqufucheng,jianjiantadefengcai!”chenshumeizheliangxindao。

tingwaishengruciyichuipeng,shenyichuanyouxiepiaopiaoran,danhaishijujuele。

“buxingbuxing,wogenliliyuehaole,guoyiduanxingqi,wozaiqufuchengjianta。”

“zanmenjintianqu,mingtiantanengbujiannin?”

“dangrandejian!buguo……zanmenzheihuierchufa,daofuchengdeshihou,douyijinglingchenle。”

chenshuyouchuipengliyouleyifan,danshenyichuanyijiuyousuogulv,napataduiwangliannvyouxinxinniannian,chaosimuxiang,shenzhilianhaizidemingzidouxianghaole,quehaishijueding,mingzaozaichufa!

陈舒哪肯干啊?

jiranliyoubucheng,neijiuzhinengweibile!

chenshuyuqizhongdaizhejifenweixiedao:“yaoshininvpengyouzhidao,nizheicheshikaojialirenmaide?”

2009nian,kenlao、kaojiarenmaichemaifanghaishiyijiangongrendehenxiuchideshiqing。

shenyichuanyitingjiuhuole:“nixiaozishenmeyisi?!”

chenshujixudao:“yaoshiwomazhidaoneigelilizhishiniwanglianduixiang,nilianghaimeijianguomian,bingbushinizaiwaimiandagongrenshidenvpengyou,nishipianwomade?”

shenyichuanmiansejibian,qiangxingjichuyimokusexiaorong:“chenshu,bujiushiqufuchengma?zanmenkeyishangliangma!”

chenshukesouleyisheng,jichushashoujian:“yaoshiwomazhidaoniweilewanglianduixiang,lianwaipodeyanglaojindoubufangguo?”

shenyichuanhedebeihoumaohan,ganjinwuzhuletadezui,shensehuangzhangdiwangsizhoukanlekan。

haihaolaojiemeitingdao!buranjiusidingle!

chenshuxianqidibakaitadeshou:“xiaojiu,zenmeyang?”

“nixiaotuzaizixinga!fuchengshiba?chufa!”

shenyichuanyaozheya,gannubuganyan,xiangzhelaomazenmehuishi?bawojietayanglaojindeshidougaosuzheixiaozile?!ei,beinanielea!jiufadongbeidouxing,chaozhefuchengshiqu。

lushang,shenyichuannachutadefangaishouji,kaikoudao:“zanmenqufucheng,yaobuyaojiwojiedagedianhua?”

chenshujiedaoshouzhong,bokaigaizi,heshang,youbokai,bawanlezheigudongshoujiyifan:“nizhuanxinkaiche,wodaihuierjiwomadaguoqu。”

“nibuyaotiniwaipoyanglaojindeshia!”

“放心。”

chenshubilege“ok”deshoushi,jiunazheshouji,dakaileqieqq,jiangxiaojiudehaojilexiaqu,ranhoudengluleziji8weishuqq,haihaozheimeduoniandoumeibiangengguomima。

chenshuyouxiexiaoqingxing,queshiyikandaozijidetouxiang、wangminghegexingqianming,tashayanle!

touxiangshiyizhangliuzheshamatefaxing,zhiluchubanbianliandedatoutie!

wangmingyehenyoushidaigan,jiao:“45°yangwangbiao‖tiankong”!

还是火星文!

erzuicanburendu,zuirangchenshuxiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqude,dangshutadegexingqianming——

“tianruociwohuihuang,wobibitianchangkuang!”

taitamazhongerle!taitamafeizhuliulea!

chenshukandelaolianzhanghong,ergenguntang,shenxileliangkouqi,quejiujiumeinengpingfuxinzhongdeqingxu。

zhentamaxiangshanzijiliangerguanga!!

piankehou,tafangcaichangshizhequjiayuxiaoyudeqq,danhenyihan,yuxiaoyuzaoniandeqqbeidaole,chenshubingbuzhidaotaxianzaidehao。

zheigeshijianxian,tacengjingzuiaide、yezuiaitadenvren,yutahaimeiyourenhejiaoji。

“唉……”

chenshutanlekouqi,shenyichuanqiguaidisaoletayiyan,xiaodao:“zenme,youxinshi?”

chenshukanxiangchuangwai,meishuohua。

“跟舅舅说说?”

“zala?nanbucheng,nihaiyoushenmexiaomimi?”

“wodong!nijiujiuwoyeshicongxueshengshidaizouguolaide,wufeijiushiqingchunqidekunhuoma。najiadexiaogunianga?”

“你不会懂的。”

chenshukankanhuiyingleyiju,shenyichuanbufuqile:“shenmejiaowobuhuidongde?neinijiaojiaowo,woyaozenmezuocainengdong?”

chenshuyaoleyaotou,bankaiwanxiaobanrenzhen:“dengnidaolewozheigenianji,nidagaijiunengdongle。”

shenyichuankanzhebizijixiaoshiyisuidewaisheng,yilianmangran:“???”

……

shanggaosuhou,beidouxingshichulehuachengdedijie,chenshubianyongjiujiudeshoujijilaomadalegedianhua。

“ma,jinwanbuyongzhuwohexiaojiudefanle,xiaojiuzheihuierkaichedaiwoqufucheng,yaojiantanvpengyou!”

“woshuobuqu,tafeilazhewoqu,rangwojibabaguan!”

“benlaiwoxianghuijiaduopeipeinin,jieguotayimiaozhongdoudengbuxiaqule!”

“sha?ninburangwogenjiujiuqu,yaotabawosonghuijia?ma,woyebuxiangqua,danzheihuierchedouchuhuachengle……ninfangxin,woyidingrangtalushangzhuyianquan!”

guaduandianhua,chenshujiangshoujishuaijileshenyichuan,tajiujiuliandouheile。

“chenshu,nixiaozixinxuelaichaoyaoqufucheng,rangwobeiguo,nixinbuxinwo……?”

“waipomeiyuedeyanglaojin,duoshaolaizhe?”

“…………”

“jiu,mafanninkaikuaiyidian,dangran,yeyaozhuyianquan!woxiaoqiyihuier。”

“???”

“kanwoganma?zhuanxinkaichea,yanglaojin。”

“你!!”

shenyichuanxinzhongyujie,chadianyikoulaoxuepenzaifangxiangpanshang。

chouxiaozi,dengwobajielaomadeqianhaishang,zailaishoushini!

……

花城,馨苑小区。

menkoubianshangdeyijiadishangxiaochaoshili,laobanniangshenyijunweiweicuzhemeitou。

chenyingcongjialilaidaochaoshi,kanjianzheiyimu,haoqidao:“ma,zenmele?”

“nijiujiugennige,qufuchengle。”

“qufucheng?zheihuier?”

“duia,tamendouyijingshanglegaosu,kaichuhuachengle。”shenyijunwunaiyaoyaotou。

zijizenmejiutanshanglegezheiyangdedidini?ershiliule,haibuzhidaoyidianwenzhong!

zijihunaoyejiusuanle,haidaizhexiaoshuyiqi!kelianlexiaoshuneimexiaoshunyoutinghua。

“jiujiuhechenshuqufuchengzuoshenme?”

“qujiannimenjiudenvpengyoubei。nimenjiugujishixiangrangtanvpengyouyerenshiyixiazanmenjiaderen。”

chenyinghuangrandawu:“yuanlaishipaoqujianweilaixiaojiumalea!nanguaichenshujintiantiqianjiaojuanpaole。”

“提前交卷?”

chenyingjiangjintiandeshiqing,gaosulemuqin,rushijiaodai,rangshenyijunjingchaleyishun。

dantayouwukenaihe,erziyingyuyizhijiucha,tibutiqianshiwufenzhong,duitadefenshuyingxiangyebuda。

zhishizheikaoshitaidu,bixuduanzheng!dengtahuilai,yidingshuotaliangju!

chenyingxingzailehuoqilai,chenshu,jianweilaijiumazheimezhongyaodeshi,rangnibujiaowo!

……

5dianconghuachengchufa,didafuchengshi,ganghaowuye12dian。

biyuanbenyujidebaxiaoshi,kuailezhengzhengyigexiaoshi!

shenyichuanneijiaoyigexintenga!

zijixinmaidebeidouxingxiaomianbao,fadongjidoukuaimaoyanle!

jijialirenbaolepingan,jiugaijiejuezhusuwentile,shenyichuanqueshebudezhujiudian,zhaoleyijialvguan,lianggedalaoyemen,zhikaileyijianfang。

xiaolvdianlaobanniangweileduozhuandianqian,suisuinianlehaoyizhen。

danchumenzaiwai,shenyichuandeyuanzejiushi,nengshengjiusheng!duici,chenshudaoshiwusuowei。

“jiu,nikaicheleile,zaoxieshuiba。”chenshujiaodimoyou,zhunbeikailiule,“duile,woyouxieke,chuqumaijigejuzi,nijiuzaifangjianli,buyaodong。”

“kunsiwole!woxianshuile,niquba,zaodianhuilai。”shenyichuandalegehaqian,daochuangjiushui。

chenshuguanshangmen,chulelvguan,zhanzaifuchengdeyesexiadejiedaomalubian。

yinsedeqinglengyueguangsazaitadeshenshang,yingchenzhetashuaiqidemianpang,yefengchuilai,lanchuzuchedeshihou,yuxiaoyudeshenyingfangfozaicifuxianyanqian。

陈舒已经迫不及待!

“小渔,我来了!”

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