shenshijietou，yilaoyishaolianggeqigai，zhengjujinghuishendingzhelubianneigenrengweiximieyan**。
“zheigeyantou，hengchenlubian，yanhuijiaoweiwanzheng，gujishidunzhechoude，erqiedangshiwufeng。”
“zhiyouyigeyantou，shuomingtahengudu，yantouzhixiangzuoqianfang，shuomingshiyoushoujiayan，lveweichuxiandeyaohen，chongfentixianchuchouyanzhedejiaolvbuan，tayalihenda。”
“yanhuiyouwanzhengdaolingsan，nengkanchuchouyanderenxinqingbianhua，75kuaideruanzhonghuazhichouleliangkoujiushederengdiao，biranzhiyouyigeyuanyin……ta，pochanle！”
yigelaoqigai，muguangyouyou，kanxiangneiliquzhirendebeiying，xiandeyouxiegaoshenmoce。danhuayinweiluo，bianlimajianqilubiandeyan**，shenshenxileyikou……
rangtadegaoshenmoceshunjianpogong。
“师父，厉害啊！”
小乞丐惊叹……
“ai，nibudong，zhiyin……laozidangchuyeshiguolairena！”
……
linyiquebingbuzhixiao，zijiyijingbeiren‘kantou’，zouzailubian，shenqingmangran……
“chehuozhihou，chuanyueleme？”
“buguozheigepingxingshijiedeziji……”
tazuijiaoyichou，henshiwuyu。
zheigeshijiexiangduijiaowan，piruzhiboxingye，xianzaicaiganggangluchudahuodeqianzhi，erqianshenbianshizheigeshijiezhiboxingyedekaichuangzhe……
mangliudabannian，sichuzhaoren、zhaotouzi，haoburongyijiangzhibopingtailaqilai，nenggourijindoujin……
queyinweishirenbushu，haimeilaidejizhuandaoqianbianbeirenkenghai，lianhezifangjiangzijisaodichumen……
rujin，tazheigechuangshiren，yijingshishenmedoumeiyou，fangcaineigenyan，yezhishizuihouyigeneryi。
“qunimade，gangchuanyueguolai，yidazaojiudezhizheigexiaoxi，zhenshicaodan！”
mengranyishuaitou，mochudoulijinshengdeyigegangbenger，linyimeitouzhoudegengshen……
“beirensuanji，shiyequanwu，shenzhizhishengxiayikuaiqian……yijingsuanshizoutouwululeba？haizhenshiqicanni！”
“buguo，qianshendejiyizhong，zoutouwulu，jiuzhinenghuijiaquchilaoben……yejiushishuo，jialihaiyoudianlaobenkechi？”
“yeba，fanzhengbuyuan，yikuaiqianyezugou，chilaobenjiuchilaobenba，dabulecongtouzailaijiushi……zhiyuneixiekengqianshenderen…dengshijichengshuhoujiabeifenghaiba！”
“yesuanshiwozhanjunishentidebaochoule…”
zuoshanggongjiao，linyiyuanqu。
qianshendejiyi，yijingyouxiemohule。
erzhedejiyibingweiwanquanronghe，dayueerbakaiba……qianshenweier。
suoyishiqingdouyijingjibude，haozaihaizhidaojiazainali。
congzhanzuodaozhongdianzhan，suiji，linyizaiyipianchengzhongcunxiache。
“yixijide，shiyigemenmianlaizhe？zaifanhuanaoshizhongdechengzhongcun，gumozhebuxuyaotaijiujiunengchaiqianba？yejiushishuo，zhibudingyiduanshijianzhihou，wojiufale？zezeze……”
yilushangdediaozheng，ranglinyidexinqingzhujianhaozhuan。
suiji，gensuijiyidezhiyin，qiguaibawan，laidaoyigexiaofanguanmenkou……
xiaofanguanbuda，yejiusanshigepingfangzuoyoueryi，limianjinyousizhangcanzhuo，chengsileyejiutongshirongnashijiershirenyongcan。
至于招牌……
林记鸭汤饭。
“jiushizheilimeicuo……”
zhenglezhengyiguan，linyiburuqizhong，xianzaishishangwushidian，bushifandian，queyeyouliangrenzaidengdaiyongcan。
菜单？没有！
qiangbishangdaoshitiele，danshi……jinyoudecaipinjiushiyatangtaofan……
“哟？”
jiuzaicishi，chufangmenkou，chuxianleyidaoshenying，suiji，jifengqiebansuizhechaonongdeshengyinchuanlai。
“kankanzheishisheihuilaile？？nizheimoyang，sihuhundehenluopoma！”
“zaorangnibuyaoluanpao，niquezongshibuting，zenme，xianzaihouhuile？”
“啧啧啧……”
shengyinzhongmanshijifeng，dantingzaierzhong，querangrenzenmeyehenbuqilai，zhiyin……zheishengyinshizaitaiteniangdehaoting！
jiandanlaishuo，bianshijipinyujieyinjiashunvyindejiehe，qietingqilai，zuiduoyejiuershichutou！
**，什么情况？
林毅懵了。
andaolilaishuo，huilaikenlaodehua，kaidiandebuyinggaishizijifumucaiduime？weishenmeshengyinrucinianqing？
nandao……wohaiyougemeimei？
yebuduia！ruguoyoumeimeidehua，weishenmeyidianyinxiangdoumeiyou？
haoba，suiranfumudeyinxiangyemeiyoujiushile……
抬头看去……
我擦！
linyizhiganjuetoupiyizha，ranhounaorenliwanruozhenzhayibandeteng，jinjiezhe，jiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai……
zheiteniangde……shiwocongxiaoyiqizhangda，shuangfangdiemayiqizhifuweihunde…weihunqixueyao？！
doushaniandaile，zahaiyouzheizhongwanerfa？weiwei，guofenlea！
muguangyidong，linyigengshimengbi。
yanqianzheiduanzheyatangtaofan，piaoliangdaowanruoxiannvxiafan，bushirenjianyanhuodechaojidameinv，jingranshizijideweihunqi？！
我尼玛……
前身脑子有毛病吧？
zheimepiaoliangdeweihunqibutiantianpeizhe，paoquchuangye？chuanggemaodeyeazhei……
guofen？bububu，yidiandoubuguofen，zheimepiaoliangdecunzai，kekeke，zuihaobushiweihunqi，shilaopojiuzuihaole。bijingweihunqiwanyiyoudianbianshuzazheng？
“咦？”
“包租公回来了？”
zheishi，liangmingshikeyefanyingguolai，qiaojianlinyizhihou，fenfenluchujingyazhise：“zheidoudabannianmeijianleba？”
包租公？
linyimeitouweizhou，buyinggaijiaowolaobanme？
bijing，ruguozheidianshiweihunqikaide，neimewomenyigelaoban、yigelaobanniang，zheicaiduiya~！
yucitongshi，xueyaomaidongzhexiuzhangde**，jiangshouzhongcanpanfangzaikerenshenqian，zheicaikanxianglinyi，meimuweiweiyibai，shunjiandongrenxinshen……
“lengzheganshenme，shale？haibugenwojinlai！”
xueyaojianglinyilajinchufang，ranhou……
碎碎念模式，开启！
“xianzaizhidaogaihuijiashouxinleba？dangchushuoniyebuting。”
“feishuoshenmenanrenyishiyeweizhong，shiyeshiye，youshenmehaode？”
linyiyibianting，yibiankuxiao……zheishihoutadequeshimengbizhuangtai，hekuangshigeshazidounengtingchulai，xueyaozheishizuiyingxinruan。
erqie，rucipiaoliangdeweihunqi，nimahehudoulaibuji，haidingshazuiadingzui？
dan……xiayimiao，linyixianxieshihua！
xueyaodesuisuinianhuafengtubian！
“nijiubunengtiliangtiliangwo？nandaonibuzhidao，meigeyueyuechu，woliandianpudoukaibule，meitianleisileihuo……nizenmezheimehenxinnani？”
“weilejizanmendefangzishouzu，lianxuhaojitiancongzaopaodaowan，woyigenvliuzhibei，zhenshishangtounaojin……”
“nizhidaowoyigerenshouzuyouduoleime？haohaodangnidebaozugongbuhaome？feiyaochuangye，nichuangyenengzhuanjigeqian？zheibu？peileba？”
林毅：“？？？？”
shouzu？congzaopaodaowan，haojitian？yigerenshouzuyouduolei？？？
suoyi……woteniangdaodishiyouduoshaofangzidengzheshouzuawei？
“baozupo……baituoninengbunengshaoweizhuyiyixiawomendeganshou？”
kerendeshengyinchuanlai，huitoukanqu，duifangyishileiliumanmian……