第3章 我这人不通狗语

jiangranqiuxunzheyuanzhudejiyihuidaojiangjia,quezaimenkouquebeirenlanxia。

“tiandouzheimewanle,daxiaojiehaizhidaohuilaia!”

zhangmashijiangjiadeyongren,yinweihuibajieyuanzhudehoumachenshufang,biqitayongrengengyoudiwei。

ertabajiechenshufangdefangfa,jiushiwushiwukedeqifujiangranqiu。

zhangmayongbikongduizhejiangranqiu,gaoaobuxiedeyangzi,sihuyijingxianghaoyaozenmetongguozheishiertaohaofurenle。

“daxiaojie,woyeshiweinihao,nayounvhaizizheigeshijianhaibuhuijiade,zheibushidiuzanmenjiangjiadelianma!”

jiangranqiumubuxieshi,fangfowanquanmeitingjianyourenshuohua,zhijiecongtashenbianyueguo。

zhangmalianseyijiang,lianmangdangzhutadequlu,yinyangguaiqideshuodao:“daxiaojiebierencuolelu,zheikebushininengzoude!”

jiangranqiujiaoxiayidun,huranxiangqiyijianshier。

yuanzhushiqisuihuijiangjianeitian,zaijizhedeweiyongxiacongdamenzoujinjiangjia。cihou,chenshufangjiuzhixutazouhoumen。

yuanyinshi,tayousunjiangjiadelianmian。

qishiyuanzhuzhangdebingbucha,shenzhibijianghanyanhaipiaoliang,jiushizibeidanxiaonuoruo,zhengtiandizhetouzoulu,rensheidoubuhuiyouhaogan。

dan,zheibingbunengchengweitabeirensiyiqirudeliyou!

jiangranqiumuguangbingleng,“shenmeshihoujiangjiadeshi,yigeyongrennengzuozhule?”

zhangmawanquanmeiliaodaotahuishizheiyangdetaidu,“ni……nishuoshenme?”

“tingbudongrenhua?”jiangranqiupieletayiyan,“zhenshibuhaoyisi,wozheirenbutonggouyu!”

zhangmazhenjingdedengdashuangyan,jiangzaiyuandi,lianjiangranqiushenmeshihouzoudedoubuzhidao。

dengtahuiguoshenlai,zaojiubujianrenyingle。

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jiangranqiuyijinketing,jiutingjiangyaochenghechenshufangzhengxingfendetaolunshiqing。

“laogong,wojiwangzongkanleranqiudezhaopian,tahenmanyi,dangjijiubaqiandaguolaile。”chenshufangyilianxingfendeshuodao。

jiangyaochengmanyidediandiantou,“nengtigongsizhenglaiwubaiwan,yebuwangwoshengtayangtayichang!”

chenshufanggengdeyile,yuguangquehurankandaomenkouzhanzhedejiangranqiu,xintouyitiao。

zheifeiwuzenmecongdamenjinlaile!

talimashoulianqingxu,huanshangcimudexingxiang,“ranqiuhuilaile!kuaiguolai,mamayouhaoshigennishuo!”

jiangranqiuyandishanguoyimojingguang,ditouzouguoqu,haoxianghaishineigedanxiaoqienuodeyuanzhu。

chenshufangqinnidelazhetadeshou,“ranqiua,mamajinizhaolemenhaoqinshi,duifanghenxihuanni,dayingdengnibiyejiuzhijiejiehun。”

jiangyaochengyilianzhengqidebangqiang:“zuijingongsichuledianzhuangkuang,zijinzhouzhuanbukai,nixiangshoulejiangjiaderongyu,yegaizuodiangongxian。”

chenshufangyoudao:“neiwangzongshigezhilengnuande,nianjisuidadianer,danzheiyangdenanrencaidongdetengren!”

jiangyaochengyediantou,“wangzongkanguozhaopian,duinihenmanyi,guojitianqulingshengfandianjianmian,jidehaohaodaban。”