muzhijiajufanzhenuanhuangguangze，bolichajixiayazhezhengouleisizhuobu，dianshijushangbaizhetangcihuapinghejiahua。
puzhecubutanzidelaoshiruanbaoshafashang，zuozheliangminghuajishaonv，yigemingyan，yigeqingxiu。
“ruier，nimashangjiunengqumiguoliuxuele！wozhendetaiweinigandaogaoxingle！wodehaojiemeikezhenyouxiu！”
gumanrouwozheyuruideshuangshouyizhenhuangyou，yuqijidongdaizhejifenqueyue，zhenchengeryouhaodiduizhetaxiao。
yuruiquanshenqueyizhenzhenehanfaliang。
tajiangzijideshouconggumanroushouzhongchouhui，zhuanernaqizhuoshangdeshuibeiminleyikou。
chuixiadeyanmouzhong，yanbozhenjingsikuangfengjilangyuqizhongliuzhuan。
shangyimiaotazaimiguoshenyegangongzuo，turanxinkoujutong，yanqianyihei。
yizhengyanjiuhuidaoleduonianqianguoneilaofangzideketingli。
yanqianhaizuozhezaoyijuejiaoduoniande，zaoxinlvchawanyier。
yuruijiezheheshuidejianxi，guilongzhedanaodejiyixinxi。
她竟然猝死重生了！
zhongshengdao1997nian，qianjitianxiliganggongbu，tahuodelequmiguoliuxuejiaohuanshengdeminge。
“dagaishenmeshihouchufaqumiguoni？suirantinigaoxing，danshihaoshebudehenifenkaia。”
gumanrouyiyibushedikanzheyurui。
“dengsuoyoushouxubanwanjiuzou，yinggaiyaoyigeyuezuoyou。”
yuruihuiyizheshangyishitachuguodeshijian，lianshangchechugexiaorong。
kanxiangtadecengjing‘haoguimi’，shuodao。
“woyeshebudeniya，yaobuwobuchuguole？！
zixixiangxiang，yigenvhaiziyiguotaxiangdepaoneimeyuan，wohaizhendeyoudianhaipa。”
gumanroumeixiangdaoyuruihuizheiyanghuida，lenglexia，lianshangdexiaorongdouyouxiebuziranle。
tazenmenengbuchuguo，tabulikaizenmexing。
yushigumanrouyouxiejiqiedequanjiedao。
“biepa！chuguoliuxuekendingqiantugenghaoa，duohaodejihuia。
niyaoshibuqu，ninulileneimejiubujiulangfeile。
erqienichuguohouzanmenyenengjingchanglianxide，niyouxuyaowobangmangdedifang，wokendingbangni！”
yuruihahaxiaodao：“xinga，daoshihoubaixinfengjiujiaojinibangmangzhaogula。”
gumanroumouguangshanshuolexia，zhoulexiameitou，roushengfanbodao。
“neishiniweihunfu，nibuzaideshihou，wokedebixianliyuandiande。”
“hahaha，baixinfengtingdaozheihuayaoshangxinsile，tazaiwomianqiankeshishuoguonanidangqinmeiziduidaide。”
keyiandaochuangshangqindeneizhongqinmeizini。
“fenggezhenzheiyangshuoguoa，qishiwoyezaojiubanimenliangdoudangchengqinrende。”
gumanroumeishaozhibuzhudeqingqingyangqi，touchujifennvrendejiaoxiuxiyue。
yuruineixinlebukezhi，xunsudezhaodaozhongshengdekuaile。
比如，调侃狗男女。
shangyishitajinledaxuejiumangzhexuexi，zhengquliuxuejihui。
houlaijiuchuguole，wanquanmeiliuyidaozijiweihunfugenzijiguimigaozaiyiqile。
renjiguanxishangdediaoyiqingxin，yezaochenglehoumianjudadejingjisunshi。
“duile，niqumiguoliuxuedehua，qiangouma？”gumanrouguanqiewendao。
正事儿来了！
yuruichuimouyanzhuyandilengguang，yudiaodiluodao。
“kendingbugoua，nizhidaode，wonainaiqushizhiqian，shengbingneijinianhualehenduoqian，wojializaojiumeishengjigeqianle。
ai，wozhengchouzheni，nishuoyaoshiwoquzhaowomajie，nengbunengjiedaodianer。”
“quayineierjieqianpashiburongyide。”
sheidouzhidao，yuruihetamajiuweichigemianziqingeryi。
gumanroubutaihaoyisideshuodao：“ruguonixuyaodehua，wokeyijieqianjini，buguobuduo。
douguaiwopingshihuaqiandashoudajiaode，meicunxiaduoshao。”
“meiguanxi，wozaixiangxiangbanfaba。”
yuruizhouzhemeitoutankouqi，chouxuwanqiandemoyang。
gumanrouzuoyoukankandaliangzheyuruijia，haosilingjiyidongbanshuodao。
“qishinikeyikaolvbazheitaofangzimaile，fanzhengniquleguowaiyishibanhuieryebuhuilai，burubazheifangzimailehuanqian。
zheifangzisuiranlao，danshijiashangyuanzizhandimianjitingdade，haishiyourenxihuanzheizhonglaozhaizi。
yihoudengnibiyelezhaodaohaogongzuo，shenmehaofangzimaibudaoya。
dengniyouqianlejiuqumailoufang，ganjingyouliangtang，buxiangzheizhonglaoyuanziyouchaoyoupo。”
rucengjingdejiyiyiyang，gumanroukaishiquanshuotamaijiachanle。
kanlaizheiyipianchaiqianxiaoxiyijingyoufengshenglouchulai。
yuruilianshangdexiaorongyuefamingmei，liangshouyipai，huangrandawu，zanshangdekanxianggumanrou。
“haobanfani！haishininaozizhuandekuaiya！
gushushurenmaiguang，nengbunengqingtabangwoxunxunmaijia？
yaoshitaimafanjiusuanle，wolingwaizhaorenwenwen。”
“keqishenme，wobadangnigenqinguinvmeiliangyang，yishuoshinideshi，tabaoguanbangdeleyidehen。”
gumanroushuangkuaiyingxia，shuowanjiugaocihuijia，rangyuruidengtadehaoxiaoxi。
musonggumanroudaizhejifenjiqielikaidebeiying，guanshangmenhoudeyuruishenqingbiandebingleng，shenxiaojisheng。
真是迫不及待啊。
yedui，juechaiqianbuchang，sheinengbuxindongni！
shangyishiyuruimingquegengumanroubiaoshitaqumiguohou，dengandunxialaitajiuliyongkongxianshijianzhaoxie**gongzuozhuanqian。
yincitabingbuxuyaomaifangmaijiachande。
gumanrouyijiuyititazhexiang，danxintaweiyou，jianfengchazhendiquanshuotamaifang。
houlaishenzhilianmaijiadoufeichangqiaohedibangtazhaohaole。
zuizhongyuruixiangzheqiongjiafulu，duozhunbeidianqianbushihuaishi，yejiujiangzheitaolaozhaimaile。
erhouzaitachuguomeiduojiu，baijiatongguobaixinfenglianxita，xiangmaixiatajianeipianfeijiuchangfang，yongyukuojianbaijiagongchangchanye。
weilemaixiatajiajiuchangfang，baijiashixiaozhiyiqingdongzhiyili，haifeichangdafangdejichulegaochushichangjiadehaojiage。
yuruitingnainaijiangguohenduojiushi。
yujiagenbaijiashidaijiaohao，neixienianliangjiashouwangxiangzhuduguolejindaishizuikunnandesuiyue。
nianjiliangjiaqingfen，yuruizuizhonghaishijiangneipianfeijiuchangfangmaijilebaijia。
yuanbentashiyidianmeiyoubianmaizuchandeniantoude。
jieguo，meiguoduojiuyuruijiadefeijiuchangfang，baokuochangfangpangbiandelaofangziquanbuguihuazaishizhengjianshechaiqianfanweinei！
cuoguolechaiqianbaofujihuideyurui，chenglelinlizhijianduoniandexiaohua，chenglebaijiazi。
napatashichuguoliuxueqiantuguangmingdegaocaisheng，zailaobaixingyanlinayoujuexianjinlaideshihui。
dengyuruishiyingliuxueshenghuoyijifanmangxueyeyihou，tazaiyinianduohoucaizaijiaqihuiguoyitang。
daozheigeshihoutacaifaxian，gumanrouhebaijiadangshijicongcongmaitajiafangchandezhenxiang，jineryoufaxiangumanrouhebaixinfengde**。
yuruihenkuaijianggumanrouhebaixinfengde**puguang，binggenbaixinfengjiechuhunyue。
kexifangwumaimailiuchengheguihefa，erqiechaiqianshiyizaoyichenailuoding，tazhinengrenzai。
zheiyicikebuhuizaijizheixierenjihuile，burankebubaixialelaotianjitadezhonglaiyicidejihuileme。
nengdangchaiqianbaofuhu，tahaiqumiguoliuxuepinbogansha。
tadexinshengrenshengzhunze：nengbaofutangping，juebujiabancusi！