第1章 重生成废物渣男

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“zhei……shi02nian?wochenjunzhongshengle?”

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dan,zheiyiqie,hezijiyouyoushenmeguanxini?suiranzhongsheng,danxianzaideyiqie,doushizhiqianneige**chenjunsuozaochengde,takebuhuiweineige**maidan。

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ke,jinjiezheyigedaizhekuqiangdenvrenshengyinxiangqi:“fangtazou!yangliuge,zheilibu……buguantadeshi,wo……wopeinijiushi。”

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这……这家伙?!

zenmehegangcaiganjuebuyiyangle?

yuchenjundeshuangmouduishipianke。

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