第5章 耶鲁大学高材生,瘫子看诊

“鸡汤来啦!”

jiangyushujiangyidapenjirouduanshangzhuo,penxiangdejiroubeikanchengyikuaiyikuai,jipiliekailuchu**nenderou,tangmianpiaofuyicengjiyou,jikeconghua,gundaoqiedelianoudundefazi,jipiansuanluobu,suanluobushiquniantaxinkuzanxiadeqianmaidebianyiluobuzizhongchulaide,jiuzhiyouniuniuquantoudaxiao。

“wa,haoxianga!koushuidouliuchulaila!”

xiaohengjiaqiyikuaijiroufangjinniuniuwanli,“jiangliniuniudejitui。”

“haoye,youjituichila!aowu~haoxianga!”

conglaimeiyouzheiyike,xiaohengjuedejiroushizheimedehaochi,yipenjirouyijiasankouchiwanle。

guolishengxiaouhesuanluobu,jitang,jiangyushuzhunbeimingtianzaoshangqilaizhugecumianjiuzheshengxiadechile。

“jialihaishengxiasanbaiduo,mingtianwochuqukanzhen,zhuandianqianhuilai,bazanmenfangzixiuxiu。”

jiangyushushentiyidun,diandiantou,yanmouzhongfanzheyoulvwendao“laogong,zhendeyaozheiyangzuoma?huibuhuileizheni?”

“buhui,mingtiannijiuyongjialidetangbanbawosongquxijie。”

xiaohengjiandingdediantouanweita,yanshenzhongfanchusisijingming,tianqishidexijieshifurenqu。

suhuashuodehao,furenyishenbing,tajiuyaocongfurenshenshangzhuanqian。

zuichunzhanglezhang,jiangyushumomodezhuanshencongyijulinachudongtiandejiumianyi,“hao,neiwomingtiangenniyiqiqu!”

“buyongle,nizaijiakanzheniuniu,woyigerenqujiuxingle。”

xiaohengjujuele,tayigerenchuzhenzuyi。

xiaozhelazhujiangyushudeshou,“zhendedanxinwo,jiubangwonienietui。”

jiangyushuxiuhonglelian,qingyingyingxia,“ng。”

duiyujiangyushulaishuo,zheijiushitadelaogong,tanengjieshou‘xiaoheng’demanmatuifei,yenengjieshouxiaohengdejueshiyishu。

qingchen,jiangyushuhualeyijiaoqiantuogebiyoulvchedechendazhuangsongxiaohengquxijie,congcunlidaoxijieyonglvchexuyaolianggexiaoshi。

yinweixiaohengfumudeyuanyin,xiaohengyijiazaicunlitaibuqitou,shuobushanghua。

chendazhuangbenlaixiangjujue,talaopoquandao,“zhenghaoniyaoquchengli,tuotayiqiqu,laihuinengzhuan2jiaoqian,zheimehuasuandeshiqingduoshuang!”

chendazhuangyixiang,queshiyoudaoli,danhaishixianqibuyutashuohua,zhimentouganlvquchengli。

xiaohengzhongshengdaozheigeniandaikuailianggeyue,diyicichumen,lvchedianbo**,tadeshenticongtangbanzhongjiandiandaoyouxiajiao。

meiyouqicheweiqideshijietiankongyulandechuqi,chedaoliangbiandefangzigeshibuyi,youqianhemeiqianyiyanjiunengkanchulai,jihujiajiahuhudouyangjiyangzhu,shanbianhaiyouzhongzhilvyouyoudezhuangjia,shicaiyou,gujihaishishilaitianjiukeyishougele。

julichengyuelaiyuejin,keyikanjianfujinyoubushaodechang,gaolousongli,fujinrengranyourenwachuyixiaokuaitudichulaizhongcai。

终于到西街了。

“daole,xiawuwolaijieni。”

chendazhuangfashanxinjiangxiaohengliandaitangbanfangxiadihou,qilvcheyangzhangerqu,lvweibadantayilianhui。

“呸!”

tudiaozuilidehuihou,xiaohengbuzheji,furenbingduo,zheiyidianshigengububiandeshishi。

furenmenzheigediankendingshibuhuiqichuangde,tademubiaozeshiyongrenpozimen。

“zhangsao,nijiashaoyeshentizayangle?”

zhengzaitasikaozhiji,pangbiandianxinpuxiaohuojidashengyaohe。

“bietile,santianmeixiachuangle,shuoshoujiaoyongbushangli,guowaideyangyishenglaikanle,douyaotoubaishou,kebalaoyejisile。”

zhangsaotanqi,sangmengaoshengyinxiangliang,zoulushengyinzhong,tuicetazhangdefeipang。

“shaoyeshiwoyishoudaidade,kanzhetashoukuwoxinlinanshou。ai,zhaolehaojigeyishengdoushuomeijiule,jiulianzanmenshilidesaihuatuodoushuo...kelianwodeshaoyea。”

jiushitale,qianshangmenle。

xiaohengyanshenfaliang,tazhunbeisuikoushuozijishiliuxuehuilaide,90niandaiderendoubijiaochongshangcongguowailiuxuehuilaideyixuesheng,zheiniantouxunxibufada,jiusuanyaochayexuyaobushaodeshijian。

“yizhefumuxina。dajie,nizhendexiangzhihaonijiashaoye?”

xiaohengaitangaoshengwendao,zaiyicifenfenzheijushenti,tangzaibanzishang,chushenggenbenkanbujianren,

guoran,zhangsaolengle,zuokanyoukandoumeikandaosheizaishuohua,xiayishirenweidabaitianzhuangguile,hedefeipangderouzhanleyouzhan。

“谁在说话?”

“dajie,wozaizheili。”

xiaohengdandingdetangzhe,wunaidao,anziniejinquantou,shibiyaoba‘tanzi’zhihao。

zhangsaoditoubiankanjianyouyitanzitangzaimianqianyoupojiuyouzangluandetangbanshang,yanshenzhongluchusisiyane,“shinizaishuohua?”

“shiwodajie,wonengzhihaoshaoyedebing。”

zhangsaotinghouyangtouchaofenghahadaxiao,“hahaha,xiaosigeren。nichouchouzijihansuanyanger,haishigetanzi,nengzhihaowoshaoye?pashixiangkuangzhangjiadeqian,kuaigun,bugunwojiaorenle。”

“ai,dajienibiexiaohuawo,wozaiyeludaxuezuoshiyan,bazijinongchengzheifumoyang,jialishidaixingyiweilejiuzhiwoqiandouhuaguangle。shishuwunai,yankanjialihaizilaopochibubaofan,caichulaikanzhen。”

xiaohengkuxiaodao,suihoupilipalashuochuzijizaiyeludaxueruheruhe,bazhangsaoshuodeyilianmeng。

“zhen...nishuodekeshizhende?”

“jujushizhen,wohainenggaosuniyeludaxuedexiaozhangjiaoshenmemingzi。”

zhangshenbanxinbanyi,zheirenshuodeyoubiziyouyande,nandaozhendeshishenmeyeludaxuedegaocaisheng?

suihouyipaidatui,feibenpaokai,“laoye,zanshaoyehuoxuyoujiule。”

piejianzhangsaofeibenhuiqudebeiying,xiaohenglouchuyimojimoudechengdexiaorong。

“xiongdi,nizhendeshishenmeludaxuedegaocaisheng?”

dianxinpuxiaohuojichuaizheyibaodianxincoushanglai,xiaomimishitanwenzhe,shuoshenmetadoubuxinyeludaxuedegaocaishengnengluopochengzheifuguiyangzi?

“pashikuangrendeba?zhangjiakeshizheiyipianfurenqudezheige...”xiaohuojishuqidamuzhi,xingzailehuojugaolinxiapini,“nidanzizhenda,beizhanglaoyezhidaonipianren,shangbanshendoujinifeile。”

“womeibiyaopianren,nizuijinshuibuhao,niaoshihuangde,ganshenchulewenti...”shuochuyiyaofanghou,xiaohengzhuangzuoshifentuifeizichaodao,“kexiwozheitui...haideguoyigeyuecainengzhanqilai。”

dangranbushiyeludaxuedegaocaisheng,dangnianxiaozhangqiuzhezijiqujineiqunxueshengshangguoyitangke,mianqiangnengjidetamenxuexiaolaoqudefengjingmianmaohekeye。

xiaohengkouzhongsuoshuodebingzheng,xiaohuojitingdedaweichijing,dixiatoujingchabuyi,“shenle,nizenmezhidaode?”

“yizheshanzhangwangwenwenqie,woyikannimiansejiuzhidaonidebingzheng,anzhaowojideyaofangchiliangfujianxiao。”xiaohenggantanshitaiduobian,yaoshibeiqianshideneiqunrenzhidaoweileshenghuoyidaishenyilunci,feidehaohaochaoxiao,dangchengfanhouxiaobingtiantianniantao,chuowoxinwozi。

“duoguanzhaoa,zheiniantoushidaoluan,niyeburongyi。”xiaohuojibayibaodianxinchuaizaitangbanshang。

tayijingrendingxiaohengshiguowaigaocaisheng,zhishijiadaozhongluo,caihuiluopochengxianzaidemoyang。

“duoxiexiaoxiongdile,yihouniyoukunnanzhishuo。”

xiaohengbuhanhushouxiazheibaodianxin,naohaizhongfuxianchuniuniuxiaochanmaodemoyang,xinliyizhennuanyi。