第1章 神豪奶爸

天河市某咖啡厅里。

yinanyinvliangdaoshenying,zaikaochuangdeweizhixiangduierzuo。

nvzidabanshimao,nianlingershisuizuoyou,pifubaizan,shenxingxiuzhang,shangshenshiyijianbaisedechenshan,dapeizheheisezhezhoubianduanqun,xiongkoudequxianzaiheisibianchentuoxiaruoyinruoxian。

baitaoduanqikafeiqingminyikou,kanzhezuozaiduimianchushendenanzi,xinzhongyihuoyishanerguo。

jujieshaorenshuo,tashimougedajiazudegongzige,yaochanwanguan,fukediguo。

danshikanzheyanqianzheigeyizheputong,manlianqiaocuidenanzi,tashizaibunengbataheyouqianlianggezilianxiqilai。

zuirangtanaonudeshi,zicongyijinlai,zheigerenjiuzaibimuyangshen,liankandoumeikanzijiyiyan!

“wotingshuo,nishicongdajiazuchulaide,neinikendinghenyouqianba?”

zuizhong,baitaochuyandapoganga,yongxijidemuguang,wenchuxinzhongyihuo。

wenyan,yemomengdizhengkaiyanjing,yanzhongmanshibukezhixindeshenqing:

“meixiangdao……wojingranzhongshengle,erqiehaishizaidasijijiangbiyezheiyinian!”

qianshitabenshitianheshiyejiadehunshidashao,zaigaokaowandeshujia,jieshileqianlailvyoudesuntongxue,liangrenhushengqingsu,bingyuyinianhoudanxialeaiqingjiejing。

haojingbuzhang,suntongxuedejiazushijiangnanshengzhumingcaituan,faxiancishihoubaonu,qijiazubujinjiangtajidaizou,gengshijiyejiashijiayali,bayemozhuchuyejia。

zici,yemochenglerenjinjiezhideqishao,feishao,ruofeisuntongxuedeguimianzhongshouliu,yemohetanianyoudenver,pashizaojiuliuluojietou。

sunjiazaoyucishi,ziranbukenshanbaganxiu,houlaijingranlianheletadaboyebin。

yuyemobiyeyinianhou,jiangtadushazaiyigebinguanli!

ercishi,zhengshiyemohuaguangjixu,chulaixiangqinzhengqiandeneiyitian。

danjiuzaizheishi,yidaodianzihechengyin,turanzaitanaozhongxiangqi:

“ding,nengliangjizanwanbi,chaojichenggonglvxitongzhengzaijihuozhong。”

“系统?”

“ding,xitongjihuochenggong,zhengzaibangdingsuzhu。”

“ding,suzhubangdingwanbi。”

jielianliangdaodianzitishiyinluoxia,yemojingyafaxianzijinaohailijingranduoleyidaoxunishenying。

yigezhangxiangtianmeidenvhaixuying!

“nandaoshiyinweini,wocaideyizhongsheng?”

renpingyemoqianshijinglizaiduo,yebeixianzaidesuojiansuowenjizhenzhu,xiayishiwenchulesheng。

“suzhunihao,benxitongshilaizidiqiuliangqianwanguangnianyiwai,gaodengwenmingdechanwu,woshinidezhuanshuxitongjingling,nikeyijiaowoxiaomu。”

xiaomuruanmengruanmengdeshengyin,tongguonaodianbochuanruyemonaozhong:“benxitongweichaojichenggonglvxitong,keyijiangsuzhuxiangdezhideyiqie,zhuanhuanchengchenggonglvshujufankuidaosuzhunaozhong。”

“renhexiangdezhideyiqie?”

yemoshuangyanmengdiyisuo,anzhaoxiaomutishidebanfaxunwen。

“meicuo,renhexiangdezhideyiqie,zhiyaosuzhuxuyao,doukeyi。”

xiaomuweiweiyixiao,jixushuodao:“erqiebenxitonghaiyoushangchangduihuandengduozhonggongnengyongtu。”

“duozhonggongnengdouyoushenmegongneng?”yemoyanqianyiliang,xiayishiwendao。

“zheijiuxuyaosuzhumanmanfajuele。”

“ding,gongxisuzhuchenggongchufasuijirenwugongneng,wanchengsuijirenwu,kehuoqujianbao,yishu,pengrendengjinengjiangli,jijiaoxiaojilvhuodechoujiangcishu。”

xiaomuzaicirenzhendehuida。

daxizhixia,yemohelekoukafeiyayajing,yucitongshikoudailidiaochuyizhangguaguale,buyouxinshenyidong:“xiaomu,zheizhangguagualedezhongjianglvshiduoshao?”

zheishitalaixiangqinqian,suishouconggebicaipiaodianmaide,haimeilaidejiguakai。

“zhongjiangshujuyifankui,qingsuzhuchashou。”

suizhexiaomuhuayinluoxia,yemoshouzhongdeguagualeshang,chuxianleshupaitoumingshuju:

刮刮乐。

投资:五元。

中奖率:100%。

yemoyanqianyiliang,jixuzhuiwen:“nengzhongduoshao?”

zheicixiaomuquemeiyouhuiying。

yemozhoulezhoumei,suihoufanyingguolai,huanleyigebanfa,shitanxingwendao:“zheizhangguagualezhong10000kuaidejilvshiduoshao?”

“0%。”

“中1000块?”

“0%。”

“500kuai?”yemoyaoyaoyawendao。

“100%。”

“800kuai?”yemoshitanxingde,zaiciwenleyici。

“0%!”

dedaozheigehuiying,yemolianshanglekailehua,qianshideshihou,zheizhangguagualezhengshizhongle500ruanmeibi!

zuanjinshouzhongguaguale,yemorenbuzhuqinletayikou。

youlezheishenqidehuibaolvxitong,hechoujiebuhuitongxue!

yucitongshi,kafeitinglideren,kanxiangyemodemuguangdouxiangzaikanyigeshazi。

“zheijiahuoshizenmele,choufengle?”

“kanzheliangrendaoshixiangxiangqinde,pashizheijiahuokandaoxiangqinduixiangzheimemei,renbuzhuleba。”

“zheiniantou,shenjingbingyechulaixiangqinle?”

zhouweirenyilunfenfen,shensebuyi。

jiulianbaitao,lianshangyehenganga。

kanzheyemozuanzheyizhangguagualeshaxiaodeyangzi,haiyoufujinbuduanchuanlaidechaoxiaosheng,baitaodaibuxiaqule:

“duibuqi,woxiangwomenbuheshi。”

shuowan,baitaobianlinqibaobao,liansefeihongdeliqu。

duiyupangrentoulaidebiyimuguang,yemosihaomeiyoufangzaixinshang。

fanershizuanjinshuangquan,yanzhongshanguotaotiannuhuo:

“dabo,haiyousunjia,nimenjiwodengzhe,qianyishinimenlianheqilai,buxiyiqiedaijiadejiangwodusi……kexinimenqiansuanwansuandoumeiyouxiangdaowojingzhongshengle,tianbuwangwoyemo,zheiyishi,wodingrangnimenzheixiexiaoxiaozhibei,fuchucanzhongdedaijia!”

suihou,yemoqishen,zixindexiangfulicaipiaodianzouqu。

baobeinver,haizaidengzheziji!

……

yucitongshi,zaicaipiaodianli,yigesansisuidadexiaonvwa,dingzheyigenanzilikaihou,kuaisushangqian,jianqiyizhangmeiyoubeiguakaidekapian。

ruzhenbaobanwuzaihuaili,zhihougengshishensejinzhangdedijilaoban:“dahuzishushu,mafannibangwokanyixia,wozheizhangyoumeiyouzhongjiang。”

laobandahuzizhuangmozuoyangdejieguoguaguale,guakaihouyanqianyiliang。

yunqizhenhao,bujinzhongle,erqiehaizhonglewushikuai!

“xiaopengyou,kexile,nizheizhangmeizhong。”dahuzilaobanjiangguagualefangjinchouti,suihoudandanshuodao。

xiaonvhaishenqingyian,suihoushenchushoudao:“neinijibeibeikanyiyanba。”

“nineizhangyijingmeiyoule,kanbulele。”

dahuzilaobanmeitouyicu,yishidaozheigexiaojiahuoyouxienanchan。

beibeibitouweidong,daizhekuqiang:“dahuzishushushidapianzi,shidahuaidan,nibaguagualehaijibeibei!”

dahuziyouxienanban,benxiangsuiyijiyizhangbatadafale,danshidakaichoutihoutalengleyixia,ranhoucaijiqilai,jintiancongkaiyedaoxianzai,zhiyoutazheiyizhangzhongjiangle!

yanzhuziyizhuan,shunshounaqiyigenbangbangtangdixiangta:“shushukaimenzuoshengyide,buhuipiannide,guai,nazhetangquyibianerwanqu。”

“wobuyaotang,wojiuyaowozijineizhang!”beibeikandoumeikanbangbangtangyiyan,leiyanwangwang。

“laoban,lianyigexiaohaizidouqifu,guofenlea。”yigelaogukedaqushuodao。

laobanshanshanyixiao,suihoubanzhegelianhechidao:“nalilaidexionghaizi,niyaoshizaiganjiwodaoluan,xinbuxinwozouni!”

说完,扬起手来。

beibeihedexiaoshenziyisuo,jinyaoyaguan,nulirangleishuibudiaoxialai。

zheiyimu,zhenghaobeiganguolaideyemokandao。

jiandaobeibeideyishunjian,yemomengdizhengzhule。

neizhongxuemaixiangliandeganjue,rangyemoshenganqinqie!

qianyishi,tongxuejiangbeibeisongdaoyemodeshenbian,taquemeiyouhaohaodezhenxi。

zhidaoshiquneiyike,tacaizhidaoshenmejiaohouhuimoji。

“beibei,wodehaobeibei!”

zaicijiandaobeibei,yemohunshenzhandouzhe,qianshidekuiqiandunshiyongjinxintou。

yemoyiranjide,qianyishi,beibeijingchangchanzaizijishenbian,babababadejiaogebuting,yaoqidama。

keyemomeicidouyitaileiweiliyoujujue,shenzhidaoshiqubeibeiqianxi,doumeidaitaquguoyiciyoulechang!

huiguoshenlai,kandaodahuzilaobandanganqifubeibei,tashunjiannule!

kuaibushangqianjiangbeibeibaozaihuaili,roushengdao:“beibeibupa,babazai。”

beibeiyikaozaiyemohuaili,zaiyekezhibuzhuzijideqingxufangshengdaku:

“baba,beibei,beibeishibushihaomeiyong?”

“beibeibuku,beibeishizuibangde。”

anfuzhenver,yemohuanmantaiqitou,yidaohanguangcongqiyanzhongshanguo:“woyemodenver,yeshininengpengde?”