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第1章

chuntianlaile,wanwufusu,youdaoledongwumenfanzhidejijie......

qingcaofangxiang,lushuigantian,jiuliankongqizhong,dousanfazhelingrenchenzuideqixi。

zheili,shiqingchendegongyuan。

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zheigeda,zheigebai,zheigeyuanrun......

turan,yishuangyutuilizaiyanqian,ruoyouruowudexiangqipubierlai。

“xiaole,youmeiyouluanpaoya!”

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“喵~”

jianshimuyuqing,linlelimashouhuiyijinggensuixiaojiejieerzouyuandeyanshen,saibangziweigu,luchuleyigefeichangkeaidebiaoqing。

nvrenshishenmeshengwu,tanalibumingbaidehongzhe。

fouze,jinwandejituiyouyaopaotang。

“走吧,回家!”

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nvren,nizheishixiangbabenmaohuohuowusiya!

“你好,快递!”

ganggangdaojia,bieshuwaidemen**jiuxiangleqilai。

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“xiaole,kanwojinimaideshenmedaole!”

xiangdaozheili,muyuqingzhuanshen,xiangzhewuneihandao。

“喵?”

linlewenyan,shunjiancongmaowozhongmengpuerchu,yigetiaoyuebengjinmuyuqinghuaili。

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zhennanren,bu,zhengongmao,sheidaizheiwanyier?

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“ng,nidayingwodaishangxiangquan,xiaoyuganshuangbei!”

linlefashi,zheigenvrenshizaiyouhuoziji!

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“wojiuzhidaoxiaolezuiguaile!”

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dangran,duiyuzheizhongxingwei,linleshifeichangkangjude,danshenweiyizhikeliandexiaomaomi,tayounengzuoshenmeni?

......

ciri,chongwudabenyingzhibojian。

“huanyingdajiashoukanchongwudabenying,woshizhuchirenanan!”

jingtouzhong,yigefubaimaomei,shenchuanbaiselianyiqun,zhangxiangkeaiqingchundenvzhuchirenzoulechulai。

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:ananlaopo,tianqiliang,duochuandian!

:tianqiliangzenmele?tianqisuiranliang,danwoxinqueshianande。

:youshixiangniananandemeiyitian!

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:duiduidui,tiaowu+1!

:+1+1+1+1......+10086!

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yinci,suoyoudanmuanandounengkanjian。

kandaopengyouaizhengwanqineitiao,tagengshiminzuiyixiaodao:“tiaowuhaizhenshiyouxieweinanni,jintianshichongwuzhuanchang,wojiubuxuanbinduozhule。”

“xiamianyouqingwomendeshijieyiliuchongwuzhuanjia,huche,hujiaoshou!”

“hujiaoshoubiyeyushijiedingjianyuanxiaojialidundaxue,congshichongwuyanjiugongzuoyijingershisannianzhijiu,xiangongzhiyuguoneichongwuyanjiuyuan。”

“cenghuodeguoshijiejichongwuyanjiujiangxiangshiyuci,fabiaodelunwen《chongwuyurenlei》gengshizhanhuo2022nianshijiechongwuyanjiudasaiyidengjiang,mibuleguoneiduiyuchongwulingyuyanjiudekongbai。”

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zheicichongwudabenying,keweishixialexuebena!

“dajiahao,woshihuche。”

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huchekanjianmanpingdanmudoushi“niubi”erzi,buyoudexiaodao。

:**,hujiaoshou,nishibushiduiputongrenyoushenmewujie?

:haoyigepingpingwuqiputongren,nishiputongren,neiwomenqibujiushifeiwu?

:zuixindefanersaiyulu,womendoushiputongreneryi。

:hujiaoshou,woyouyigewenti,yanjingfamingzhiqian,yanjingshejiaoshenme?nazhasantouliubei,ruguotadenaoxueshuandehua,shiyigetoude,haishisangetoudouhuideni?

“keke,ganggangwokanjiandajiadouzaiyaoqiutiaowu,woyaobuyaoyejidajiajixinglaishangyiduan?”

keyikanchu,hujiaoshoumingxianyeshiyigehuopodexiaolaotou,jiandanmujiezouzhujianpaobian,yushikaiwanxiaodao。

guoran,danmushunjianbianweile:bie,hujiaoshounilaokuaixiezheba!

:nilaotiaowu,yebudanxinniuzheleyao!

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:buganxiangxianghujiaoshoutiaowushishenmeyangde。

“haole,yanguizhengchuan,hujiaoshouyongyouzheimefengfudechongwuyanjiuzhishi,neiduiyuzheicijieshuo《chongwudabenying》youbawoma?”

anankanjianyizhongdanmu,yeshixiaodehebulongzui,nulixiangqileyidianbeishangdeshiqing,zheicaiyanzuiqingxiaodao。

“bawo?weishunenger!”

huchewenyan,dunshixiaoxiaodao:“yijiangongzuozuojiule,ziranduigongzuoneironglanshuyuxin,jiuxiangwodeyigediangongpengyou,ganlesanshinian,youmeiyoudian,tayongshouyimojiuzhidaole!”

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