第4章 打情骂俏(2092字)

“neigewoshuo,yechen,jintiannigoushengmengde,ganqinjiangwaner,haidangzhongjiaohuangshiren,xuexiaolidouchuankaile,nichenglefengyunrenwule!”

litieyibianmailidezhizhiniuniudeqizhebanbanbobodezixingcheyibiandiaokandao。

“hehe!zheicainadaonaa?yihou,haiyougenglihaide。”

“duile,daxiongganjindeng,doukanbujianjiangwanerdeshenyingle。”

qianwanggangtiechangjiashuyuanjiuyitiaolu,lushangchulebushifeichierguodeqiche,nalihaiyoujiangwanerdeshenying。

yechenhejiangwanertongzhuzaigangtiechangjiashuyuan,zhibuguo,tadefumudoushiputonggongren,gangtiechangweilezhaogushuangzhigong,teyigaileyidongzhigongsushe,meiyijianzhiyouliushiduoping,chuleliangjianwoshi,jiushengxiayijianxiaxiaodeketing,hebuzushipingmidechufang。

yijiasankoujizaiyiqi,lvexiandeyouxieyongji。

erjiangwanerjiazezhudeshidudongxiaobieshu,shangxialiangceng,zuzuyousiwubaiping,yechenmeiciqujiangwanerjia,douhuiyouyizhongzibeigan。

zheiyeshiliangrensuiranshiqingmeizhuma,danshi,yechenbuganxiangtabiaobaideyuanyin。

jiuniuerhuzhili,zhongyu,zaijiashuyuandemenkou,yechenzhuishanglejiangwaner。

“dengdengwo,ganmapaozheimekuai!”yechenfeishenxialezixingchelanzailejiangwanerdecheqian。

“heng,nihaihaoyisishuo,liumang,wobuxianglinile!”jiangwaneryangzhuangshengqidejuezhezuishuodao。

“bieshengqima!qianmianjiushixiaomaibu,woqingni!”

“heng!shuohaole,jintiansuoyoudexiaofei,douyounimaidan!”

“没问题!”

“hao,neiwoyaochilianggenbinggun!”jiangwanerhaobukeqideshuodao,sheirangyechenyoubabingzaizijishouzhong,zheici,burangtachuyicixue,yihou,kongpameiyoujihuile。

“lianggen?nibupaduzitenga!”yechenguaneryixiao,zheixiaoyatouzhendangzijishiyuandatoule。

“要你管!”

“laoban,nasangenbinggun!”

“zaimenkoudebingxiangli,zijinaba!”

jiangwanernalesangenbinggun,diujileyechenyigen,shengxiadelianggen,zeshiyizhenfengjuancanyun,budaoyikezhongdegongfu,chidezhishengxialegunle。

yechengangtianlejikou,ganjuepangbianyouyigulingliedehanguangdingzheziji,tahuitouyikan,jiangwanerzhengzhigougoudekanzhezijishouzhongdebinggun,yechenjimangjiangbinggunzangzaileshenhou。

“你干嘛?”

“nidebinggunshishenmeweidaode?”jiangwanertianletianxinghongdezuichunshuodao。

“gennihaibushiyigewei?”yechenmeihaoqideshuodao。

jiangwanerxiusededixialetou,buyihuieryoushuodao:“gangcaichidetaikuaile,meichangchulai!”

叶辰一脸黑线。

“你是猪八戒啊?”

“rangwochangyikouma!”jiangwanerjiaodidideshuodao。

“buxing!”yechenyizhengyancidejujuedao。

“xiaoqi!”jiangwanerduzhezuishuodao。

litiedengzheerbadagangpaoleyiluzaojiuqichuanyuyule,tazaiyipangxiuxileshijifenzhong,zhongyuhuanleguolai,kanzhe,yechenhejiangwanerdaqingmaqiao,xinlihaoshengxianmu,buguo,youweizijidehaoxiongdigaoxing。

dengleyilu,litiezaojiukouganshezao,kanzheyechenshouzhongdebinggunhenhendiyanleyikoukoushui。

yechenjianzhuangcongbingxianglinachuleyigenbinggundijilelitie。

“xinkule,zheigenbinggunwoqingnichi!”

“hehe,haishiniduiwohao!”zaojiuredehanliujiabeidelitie,jieguolebinggun,bokaibaozhuangzhi,shijingdesuoleyikou,yizhenbingbingliangliangdeganjuechuanbianquanshen。

lianggenbinggunxiadu,jiangwanerdeqiyexiaoleyiban,huixiangqigangcai,xinliwanruyitouxiaoluluanzhuang,yimochaohongpashangtademianjia,tayonglidecaileyijiaoyechen,chenyechenhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,jimangqizhezixingchefeiyesidetaozoule。

“aiyou!xiaoyatou,niganyinwo!”

yechencanjiaoleyisheng,diediezhuangzhuangdechaozhejiangwanerzhuileshangqu。

litiewangzheerrenliqudefangxiangweiweiyixiao,xinxiang:zijiduohuinenggouhebailingzheiyanggaiduohaoa!

“zheiweitongxue,binggunyigongliangkuaiqian!”laobandeshengyinzaierbianchuanlai,litielianshangdexiaorongdunshijiangzhule。

“wei!yechen,nihaimeiyoujiqian!”

litiechaozhedamenkoudashengdehandao,keshi,yechenyanzhongzhiyoujiangwanermeilideqianying。

litiexintengdecongkoudailimochulezhouzhoubabadeliangkuaiqianmanyouyoudedileguoqu。

gaisideyechen,jinvpengyoumaibinggun,haihuawodeqian。

职工楼!

jiangwanertingxiache,kanzheyechenqichuanyuyudezhuileshanglai,guaneryixiaoshuodao:“tengba!rangnizhangdianjixing!”

“hehe!haihao!”yechennazhetianlejikoudebinggunxiaomimideshuodao。

wangzheyechenshouzhongshengxiadebinggun,jiangwanertianletianzuijiaoshuodao:“yechen,nidebinggunkebukeyijiwochia!”

“keshi,woyijingtianle!”

“meiguanxi,wokeyichixiamian!”

xiamian?zheigecihuizenmezheimeguai,yechenyilianhuaixiao,nianshaowuzhidejiangwanernalidongdezheixie,yanjingzhigougoudedingzheyechenshouzhongdebinggun,pingshi,fumuguandebijiaoyan,bieshuoshibinggunle,jiusuanshiqitadexiaolingshi,jiangwanerweihenshaochi。jintianhaoburongyidaizhuyechenle,bixuyibaokoufu。

“haoba,zhichiyikoua!”

jiangwanerjieguolebinggun,chongzheyechentianmeideyixiao,ranhou,zhangkaiyingtaoxiaozui,mengdechaozhebinggunhenhendiyaoleyikou。

yikouxiaqu,binggunzhishengxialesifenzhiyi。

“给你!”

yechenmurandejieguozhishengxiajidandaxiaodebinggun,liangjiu,caifanyingguolai。

meixiangdaozheiyatoudezuijuranzheimeda。

“baibaile!”jiangwanerluchujiaoxiadexiaorong,qizhezixingchechaozhebuyuanchudeyidongbieshushiqu。

yechenjiangshengxiadeyikoubinggunsaijinlekouzhong,yigudandandemolihuaxiangzaikouqiangzhongmimankailai。

xiangzhegangcailiangrentongchiyigenbinggun,yechenxinliyizhentianmi。

jiangwaner,zheiyibeiwobuhuizairangnilikaiwo。

huidaolejiazhong,yemujiangbiyunzhengzaichufanglixicaizuofan,jianyechenhuilaile,jiangbiyunluchuleyimocixiangdexiaorongshuodao:“chener,xianquxishou,fanmashangjiuhao!”

kanzheshencaiyiyidemuqin,yechengaoxingdezoudaolechufang,yibajiangmuqinshenshendeyongruhuaizhong,yanjiaoweiweishirun,haishineigeshuxideweidao。

“nizheihaizijintianzheishizenmele?buhuishengbingleba!”

jiangbiyundanyoudeshenshoumolemoyechendeetou。

“meiyoufashaoa!chener,fashengshenmeshile,genmashuo,mahuixiangbanfade。”

yechensongkailemuqin,qiaoqiaodeshiquleyanjiaodeleishui,weiweiyixiaoshuodao:“ma,womeishi,buyongdanxin,wojiushixiangbaobaoni!”

“nizheihaizi,hesiwole!”jiangbiyunsongleyikouqi,zhiyao,erzimeishi,jiushitazuidadexingfu。