第3章 班花的嘲讽

“wojiushixianghaohaomibunihenver。”

chenyuanyuanyuyanyouzhi,suihoumiandaishiwangzhuanshenliqu。

“你去哪?”

“mingtianwodidinghun,jinwanwoyaodaihaizihuiquzhu,weilebuyingxiangdajiaxinqing,woxiwangmingtiannibuyaochuxian。”

xiaojiuzidedinghunyan,hejianghaishangbeizishimeiyoucanjiade。

shangbeiziqinvlishihou,xiaojiuzijiangdinghundeshijiantuihoubannian,erbannianhouhejianghaihaimeiyoucongshiquqinvdebeitongzhongzouchulai,tarengjiuchuyutuifeizhuangtai,damenbuchuermenbumai,chenyuanyuandeniangjiarenyouduitahenzhirugu,suoyitabingmeiyouqucanjia。

cishichenyuanyuanmeiyousi,mingtiandedinghunyankendinghuiruqijinxing。

自己要不要去?

zaisansikao,hejianghaijuedehaishidequyitang。

jiranzheibeiziyaohaohaomibuchenyuanyuan,neigentajiarengaishanguanxiyeshihenzhongyaode……

次日,上午九点半。

hejianghailaidaoyinhedafandian,jinlecaigoubujinglidebangongshi。

“hejianghai?nilaizheiganshenme?”

ranghejianghaiyouxieyiwaideshi,caigoubudejinglijuranshitagaozhongbanhuamaxiaomiao,dangnianhejianghaihaijirenjiaxieguoqingshu,buguobeihenhenjujue。

hejianghaikaimenjianshan:“wotingshuonimenfandianyaojixishanmeikuanglaozongdeerzijubandinghunyan,woxiangnimenyidingxuyaomeiguihuaba,wozheiyouyiqianduomeiguihuaniyaoma?”

“haha,nizhenshidousiwole,renjiajintianzhongwushierdianjubandinghunyan,womenzuotianjiubahuazhunbeihaole,sheixihannidehuaa。”

“wanyinimendaoshibugouyongni,wodehuajiuzaifandianmenkou,wokeyidengniyihui,niyaoshixuyaodehuajidechuquzhaowo。”hejianghaibudasuangenmaxiaomiaochetaiduo,fanzhengdenghuifandiandemeiguihuayichuwenti,maxiaomiaokendinghuichuquzhaota。

jianhejianghaiyaozou,maxiaomiaojimangjiaozhuta:“wotingshuonixianzaidubodudefangzidoumaile,haiqianleyi**zhai,zanmenbanyidabandetongxue,nidouzhaotamenjieguoqianba?tingshuolianyikuailiangkuaidoujie,nizenmehuodezheimewonang?”

hejianghaikuxiaoyisheng,xiangqidangnianzuodeneixiewonangshi,tazijidouyouxiexiukuinandang。

“woxianchuqule,nixuyaohuajidexiaquzhaowo。”

wangwaizoudeshihou,shenhouhaichuanlaimaxiaomiaodechaofeng:“nihaijiwoxieguoqingshuduiba?duokuiwoyouyanguangjujuenile,nizheizhongrensheigenlenisheidaomei,nilaopoyezhenshikelian,genzhenishousizuile。”

tingzhezheifanhua,hejianghaitanlekouqi。

chenyuanyuanqueshixinkule,buguocongxianzaikaishi,jueduibuhuirangtazaishourenheku!

banxiaoshizhayanerguo,maxiaomiaozhengzaibangongshiligenshucaigonghuoshangdadianhua,tazhulijicongcongpaojinlai:“majingli,buhaole,yanhuitingyougedengchuwentile,diangongdatizixiudengdeshihoubuxiaoxinshuaixialaile,meiguihuashubeipengdaole。”

maxiaomiaofangxiashouji:“a?neimeiguihuashufuqilaihainengyongma?”

“gongrenzhenggeshenzidouyazaihuashushang,meiguihuaquandoulanwanle,yijingbunengyongle。”

maxiaomiaoxiayishidexiangyaojihuahuishichangdadianhua,rangrenjiasongmeiguihuaguolai。

danzixiyixiang,huahuishichangzheiliangniancaiganggangzaishichangshangxingqi,quanshidehuahuishichangzhiyouliaoliaojige,qieguimodoubusuanda,duanshijiancouzheimeduohuapashibukeneng,erqiesonglaizenmeyedaoxiawule,shijiangenbenlaibuji。

wunaizhixiatazhihaoqulezongjinglibangongshi,zhaodaoyinhedafandiandelaozonghuming,jiangzheijianshihuibaojita。

“shenme?meiguihuaquanlanle?xishanmeikuangdelaozongneishishenmerenwu?taerziyeshizanmenshichumingdewankuzidi,piqidaaishuapaichang,zheiyaoshirangtadiulelian,tabubazanmenfandianzalecaiguai!”humingqidezhipaizhuozi。

“huzong,wodaoshiyougebujiudebanfa,woyougetongxuegangganglaizhaowo,shuoshitaneiyouyiqianduomeiguihua,jiuzaizanfandianmenkoudengzhe,yaobuzancongtaneimaiba?”

“neinihailengzheganshenme?haibuganjinqumai?dinghunyanniyaoshijiwogaozale,nijiujiwogundan!”

maxiaomiaohedehandoumaolechulai,zhengyaowangwaizou,humingjiaozhuta。

congbangongyishangzhanqilai,humingzhenglezhengzijideyiling:“zheishihenzhongyao,banbuhaozanmenfandianyaochudashi,wogenniyiqiqu。”

henkuai,liangrenzaifandiandamenkoujiandaoledenghouduoshidehejianghai。

humingkekeqiqidechonghejianghaishenchushou:“hexianshengshiba?woshiyinhedafandiandezongjinglihuming,wotingxiaomashuonizheiyouyiqianduomeiguihuashima?”

kanzheyanqianzheigelaopengyouhuming,hejianghaixinlilveweiyouxiekuxiaobude。

dangniantashiyegangqibudeshihou,genyinhedafandiangaoguohezuo,tagenhumingdeguanxiyeyizhibucuo,suanshilaopengyou。

zhishicishicike,liangrendeshenfentianchadibie,talianjirenjiatixiedezigedoumeiyou。

“ng,youyiqianduo,zheilitaiyangtaishai,huadouzaineibiandeyinliangdifangzhe。”hejianghaizhilezhibuyuanchudeyigehutong。

“zheiyiqianduomeiguihuawoquanyaole!”

“shima?quedingquanyaoma?wozheihuamaidejiagekebishichangshangguiyixie。”

“多少钱?”

“五块一朵。”

pangbiandemaxiaomiaoyitingjiagebaotiaorulei,zhizhehejianghaimadao:“hejianghai,**qiongfengleshima?jiusuanshilingshouhuadian,yiduomeiguihuayecaisankuai,baozhuanghaokanyixiedecaiganmaiwukuai,nizheixianranshihuahuishichangpifalaide,jinjiachengsiyikuaieryikuaiwu,nijuranganyaowukuaiqianyiduo?nizenmebuquqiangqianni?”

“nikeyibumai,wolaquqitadifangmaijiushi。”hejianghaimeiyoumoji,zhuanshenjiuzou。

“**caimainidehua,niyaoshinengmaidechuqu,wo……”

maxiaomiaohuahaimeishuowan,humingzhijieshuailetayierguang:“**shixianghaisiwo?bieshuowukuaiyiduo,jiushishikuaizanyedemai,yaoshibarenjiadinghunyangaozale,nizhidaohouguoma?”

jiezhe,tayouchonghejianghaipeixiaoqilai:“duibuzhuduibuzhu,tabuhuilaishi,nizheihuawoquanyaole,meiduowukuaishiba?nixianzaidaiwoqukankanhua,meiwentidehuawozhijiejinifukuan。”

hejianghaikanlekanpangbianliansenankandemaxiaomiao,suihoudaizhehumingqukanlehua,humingyanzhengmeiwentihourangcaiwujitanalewuqian。

fuguoyukuan,hejianghaihaishengxiasiqian。

zaiquzhangmuniangjiazhiqian,tahualeyiqiankuaijixiaojiuzimaileyitaiaiduopaidevcd,suanshidinghunheli。

“nizenmelaile,wobushijiaonibuyaolaima?”

hejianghaigangdachedaolechenyuanyuanniangjiasuozaidejinshacun,jiupengdaolelaicunkoumaiyinliaodeqizi。