第5章 你以为你是谁?

wangguomingchenshengdao:“lihailong,wobuxianggennifeihua,wojintianlaishizhaoniyaorende。”

“sigexiaoshiqian,nishibushizhualeyigejiaoyeziyundenvhai?woxiwangnirangwobatadaizou。”

lihailongweirenchiruanbuchiying,jianwangguomingbaimingchemagenzijiyaoren,heiheixiaodao:“wangge,nidaizheimeduorenlai,xianghewoa?”

“zanmenliangyizhijingshuibufanheshui,wokanniyibanianji,jiniliudianlian,ganjincongnalaihuinaqu,wodangshenmeshidoumeifasheng。”

tashuozhewangqianzouliangbu,paizhewangguomingdexiongkoudao:“yihouni,xianglaiwozheichihaixian,wosuishihuanying,buguonaoshikebuxing,genwopin,nihaimeiyouneigeziben。”

wangguomingqidelaoliantonghong,yaoyadao:“lihailong,nibuyaoqirentaishen,nizhuaderenshiwopengyoudeweihunqi,jintianniburangwobarendaizou,wobanidehuocangdoujinichanpingle!”

hualuo,tashenhoudebaobiaofenfenjuqishoulideshuaigun,dayouyiyanbukejiukaidadejiashi。

lihailongtudiaozuilideyandi,youdianranyigenyan,zhizhewangguomingdailaidebaobiaodao:“jiupingzheijigezasui,niyexiangzaiwozheigudaolanghua?”

yucitongshi,zhouweituranxiangqimimimamadejiaobusheng,wushurentoucongsimianbafangyonglai,kanshuliangqimayousansibaizhiduo!tamengegeshouchiweichong,yicengyouyicengweizaiwaiwei,jiangwangguomingdengrenweideshuixiebutong。

wangguominggudongyishengyanlekoukoushui,meixiangdaolihailongdenengnaijurandadaozheizhongdibu,zijidailaidezheidianren,zairenjiayanligenbenbugoukan!

“当啷!”

yishengcuixiang,congrenqunzhongchuanlechulai。

yuanlaishiyigebaobiaolouleqie,shoulideshuaiguntuoshouluodi。

“当啷!当啷!”

baobiaodedongzuodunshiyinqileliansuofanying,wangguomingderenshoujingranxiangjidiudiaowuqi,shuangshoubaotouyishiqufu。

“哈哈哈哈哈……”

lihailongdeyidehahadaxiao,zheizhongkeyicaozongbierenshengside**,jianzhiwuyulunbi,youqiduifanghaishizhenggezhenhaishideshoufu,neizhongqiangdaluochachanshengdechengjiugan,gengjiamiaobukeyan!

“laowanga,niyekandaole,genwopin,niyouneigeshilima?”

lihailongxiaozhangdedianzhewangguomingdexiongkou,zhigaoqiyangdedao:“niyaoshibuxiangsi,guaiguaidedaizheniderengunhuiqu!”

“tingqingchu,shiyonggunde,huiqu。”

tazhilezhizijidekuaxia,heirandao:“erqiehaiyaocongwodedangxiagun。”

wangguomingjiaoxiahuanglehuang,xinzhongxiufenjiaojia,taturantaiqishouchaolihailongdaqu,kouzhongmadao:“wangbadan!wohenipinle!”

yipangdeqinjiuzhoushenshoubatalalehuilai,weiweiyixiaodao:“wanglao,jintiannizuodeyijinghenhaole,shengxiadeshijiaojiwo。”

wangguomingcankuidao:“qinxiansheng,shiwohaileni,wobugairangnigenwolaizheifanxian,xianzai……xianzai……”

qinjiuzhoutaishoushiyitabubizaishuo,kanxianglihailongdao:“woxianzaijiniliangtiaoluzou,diyi,ganjinfangren,shuobudingnengsidetongkuaidian。”

“fouze,nihenideshouxia,baokuonidehoutai,youyigesuanyige,tongtongdouhuobucheng!”

yanxiazhiyi,wulunfangrenhuobufangren,nilihailongkendingshifeisibuke,qubieshinizijisi,haishilashangyipiaorenpeinisi!

lihailongwenyanxianshiyileng,jiezhewuzheduzikuangxiaoqilai,haoxiangtingdaoshijieshangzuihaoxiaodexiaohuayiyang。

“hahahahaha……wozonghengzhenhaiduonian,congmeiyudaoganzheimegenwoshuohuaderen?xiaozi,niyiweinishishei?”