第一章

第一章

yangshoubenweijin,yichaodifuxing。

xianguanzhongzhongguo,youguibubuping。

taguhunfeidu,shixueroupansheng。

shenxinzhemoku,xinglaishimengjing。

1

woxianzaizhijuedehunshentengtong,

wohaoxiangbeichezhuangle,ranhoudiaoxiashuidaole,woxianzaishizaiyiyuanma?

他妈的谁偷了井盖?

womimihuhudezhengkaiyanjing,

yinggaibushiyiyuan,zheiliyouhenduoren。

woshenpangyouyigechuanzhebaoludenianqingnvren,

sandianzhongfangxiangyigedaizhetoukuidewaimaixiaoge,

wodeduimianshiyigechuanzhezhifudexiaofangyuan,

zhengzaiheyigechuanzhegaozhongxiaofudenvxueshengshuohua。

haiyouhenduochuanzhegezhongtaozhuangdeshangbanzu,zaibaoyuanzheilimeixinhao,

zheigepanfadenianqingnvren,yinggaishigehuiji,

zheigechuandedetidenanren,kenengshigelvshiba,

zheigedaizhedajinlianzide,yikanjiushibaofahu,

zheigexiaorongmanmiandeshuaige,yikanjiushikaichezhuangwodedage,

zheiliangjijizhazhadenvren,yikanjiushinagelaobandekuotaitai。

这个

等会?

刚才那个男的?

跟我打招呼那个?

**!

haoxiangshitakaichezhuangdewo!

wogangyaochongshangquzhuaizhuta。

yigewuqimaheidexiaotuanzizaiwoshenbiandongleyixia,shenmedongxi?

wonashoupailepai,meifanying,

yongshouroulerou,shifenqdan。

xiaotuanzihengjileyisheng,luchulianggeheiliangdexiaoyanjing。

[nihaokeaiya,nishishenmedongxiya?]

xiaotuanzidalegehaqian,shenleshenlanyao。

[nicaishidongxi,nimenquanjiadoushidongxi!]

[maya!nihuishuohua?]

[ofcoure.]

小团子飘起来了?

tapailepaishou,qingleqingsangzi,

[geweidoudaoqile,xianzai,woxuanbu,nimendouyijingsile]

zhouweiyipiansiji,yaquewusheng。

jimiaozhihou,chuanlaideyizhenaihaoheqieqiesiyu,

[mawanyi?wosile?ninjieshizoumaya?]

[nishuosha?wosile?woguoshanghaiyourouni!]

neigezhuangwodegemenxiaodegengkaixinle,wotamade

yigejianxidenvshengchuanruermo,zhizheheisedetuanzi。

[nishigeshenmedongxi?womenpingshenmexiangxinni?]

tuanzidouledouruoyousiwudeweiba,

[shouxianshengming,wobushidongxi,yangelaishuo,woshiyimingshizhe,shilaizhidaonimende,geweimomonimenhaiyouxintiaoma?nimenqueshisilede。]

我伸手摸了**口,

好家伙!真不跳了!

tuanzimantiaosilidekaikou,

[haolegewei,ganglaidedouhenimenyiyang,wofuzexiezhudajiachuangguan,chuangguanchenggonggeweijiukeyihaiyangle,yinweidifuyou18ceng,yincizonggongyou18geguanka,danshinimenhuibeisuijifenpei,wohuirenyichuxianxiezhunimen,ruguomeiyouzhaodaowoyebuyaozhejie。]

周围人都听的懵懂,

[daozheililaideren,youzuidaejide、youxinyuanweilede、youpusaxinchangde,nimenzairenjianzuodeedoushiyoubaoyingde,chuangguanshibaideshiyouchengfadee,zhugeweihaoyunla,neime,qingcongzheigemenjinquba,daoweinimenliangshendingzuodediyuqu。]

wozhuanshen,kanjianleyigeshenbukecedemen

2

jinmenhouzoujinleyipianmiwu,woshenbianchuxianlejigeren,

shenchuanxiaofangyuanzhifudedashu,chuanzhejkzhifudenvxuesheng,

[嗨。]

haojiahuo,shineigezhuangsiwodedage。

[woshuodage,wohaoxiangburenshinia,niweishenmeyaoshawo?]

zhijiantazuijiaochouchuleyixia,[zheige,kanniqinqie。]

ha?kanwoqinqie,xiangzhuangsiwo,zheihelima?

[jiejie,ninhao,wojiaoyingying,shigexuesheng。]

zheigenvhaihaitingyoulimaode,woyexiaozhehuiyingta,

[我叫黎昕。]

pangbiandedashuyedazhehua,[woxingbai,nimenjiaowobaidashujiuxing,woshigexiaofangyuan。]

我点点头以示敬意。

wozhuantoupieleyiyanneigezhuangsiwodeshuaige,[ni,sharenfan,nijiaosha?]

[a,woa,wojiaolingsheng。]

yingyingheleyitiao,[tashisharenfan?]

lingshengshoumangjiaoluandejieshi,[bietingtaxiashuo,hahahaha。]

wozhijuedelingshengzheigemingzihenshuxi,danshizenmeyexiangbuqilai。

xiaotuanzituranyixiashanxianzaiwoyanqian,

[qinaidebaobaomen,huanyinglaidaotieshudiyu!]

tashuowanzheijuhua,yingruyanlianshiyigejudadedashu,

zheikeshudadebudele,butongdeshi,zheikeshushangdebushishuye,ershiguamanleliren。

shuganshangquanshixianhongdeyeti,

周围腥臭无比,

jigenazhezhangmao,zhangdexiqiguguaidedongxibawomensigerenfenkai,

fenbiezhanzaisigeshudunshang,

zaiwomenbozishangshuanshangshengzi,lingyitoubangshuzhishang。

yingyingbeineijigezhangxiangchouloudedongxihedaole,zhengzhazhekuhan。

neigexiaoheituanzikaikoule,[quanninhaishibiezhengzhale,zheijigeguia,kexiongcanle,tingbudezaoyin,ninyueshiku,tamenyueshengqie。]

吓得莹莹赶紧闭嘴。

womensigerenguaiguaidezhanzaishudunshang,

kuaiyaobangexiaoshiguoqule,tuanzimeiyouzaichuxian,womenjiuzheiyangzhanlehaojiu,

woguanchazhezhouweideyiqie,