menkoudehushizheicaihuanguoshenlai，lijitaochushoujibaojing，
fangmingzuozaihanyishengmianqian，dizhetou，“wojinilianggexuanze。”
“yishiwobangnilifa，ershiwobanidianchengxiaoermabi。”
fangmingxinxiang：“ruguotaxuanlejiandao，shuomingtapadian，cirenduanbukelifa”
“ruguotaxuanlediangun，shuomingtaxiangfanqidaoerxingzhi，cirenduanbulifa。”
“ruguotaxuantadoubuxuan，shuomingtatianshengfangu，cirenduanbukelifa。”
“ruguotaxuantadouliangyangdouxuan，shuomingtashijingshenbing，cirenduanbukelifa。”
hanyishengtinghou，yanlegekoushui，“wo......nengxuanzechilvbingqin。”
lvbingqinyizhongkangjingshenleiyaowu，hanyishengxianzaiyidingshirenweizijichuxianlejingshenhuanjue，sanmingbaoanyegenjingshenbingyiyangnazhediangunhutong。
方铭：“哎**？”
“neinichiba。”fangmingchenhanyishengditounayaodegongfu，nazhediangun，jinliangjiangdiandiaodaozuixiao，buyingxiangtajiqitabingrenkanbing。
“e~e~e~e~e~e~”yinweidianliuxiao，hanyishengzhishizuozaiyizishanghunshenqingweichouchu。
“bang！”hanyishengzhijieyitoudaozaizhuozishang，
fangmingyounaqijiandao，liangzhilvzhehanyishengdetoufa，“kaca！”，yicuomaobeijianlexialai。
menkoudebingrenjianzhuang，hedewuyirenganjinlai，shengpafangmingzaicifanbingjizijiyijianzi，linqiyeyesuizherenqunkaozaipangbiandeqiangshang。
yipangshenchuanbinghaofudenanrenkaikoudao：“zheijingshenbingfanbing，zhenkepaa。”
linqiyetinghoudiandiantou，suihounanrenyoukanzhetamengzheheiduan，“xiongdi，nijingshenbingba，zheishijingshenbingyuan，bushiyanjingbingyuan。”
linqiye：“......”
“wocengjingyinweishiming，yalitaidahuanshanglejingshenjibing，woshilaifuchade。”
男人：“奥”
“neinishuoyongdiangundiandiangun，shidiandiangundediangun，beibeidiangundiandediangundiansui，haishibeidiangundiandediangunbadiandiangundediangundiansui？”
linqiye：“......”
“wobuhuiyongdiangundiandiangun，neiyangweixian。”
“ai，neinishuo......”nanrengangxiangkaishiwenxiayigewenti。
忽然，
“火云诀！”
“huo！！！”huranrenqunyizhenhuaran，
“火神降世？”
“shaa，neibushitaiyangshenheliesima”
“wokantashichaorenba？？？！！！”
“senlinbinghuoren？neitadexifubingrenni？？”
linqiyeyeganjinpaodaomenkou，yongjingshenlichakanzhewuneifashengdeqingkuang。
zheixiazikeranglinqiyezhengzaiyuandi，
zailiqiyehenanrenjiaoliudeshihou，hanyishengyijingbeifangmingdianxing，tajidujingkongdekaozaiqiangshang，tuidouhewanle，buzijuedelvlelvzijijincundejigentoufa，faxianyijingmeile！
zhiqianbangongshidechuanghubeiyigehuoqiuzachuyigedadong，pangbiandebolidoubeironghuachengshui。
linqiye：“wc......zheishaa！”
“nandaotazhiqianyekandaoguomougeshenming？”
fangmingdebiaoxianchudechaoziranshili，ranglinqiyegandaojifenhaoqi，danshigengduodeshijingkong，zheiyaoshichuqulewanyizijidejiarenshoudaoleshanghaizenmeban？
tazhinengqidaojingchanengjinkuaizhuazhuzheigejingshenbing。
fangmingkanzheqianlaiweiguandequnzhong，
“ahahahaha，woyidingshuaidaile！！”
duifuzheizhongchaozirannenglizhe，henmingxianputongdejingchayijingpaibushangyongchang，fangmingzhidaohenkuaizijijiunengheshouyerenjianmianle，julihuanlinxingyundemubiaojinleyidabu。
tahuimouduizheshuangyanmengzheheiduandeshaoniandefangxiangluchucixiangdexiaorong，“qiyelaodi，wohuilaizhaonide。”
linqiyezhuantoukanxiangqitaren，suihouyongshouzhizhizheziji，“wo？”
“你精神病吧你。”
shuowan，fangmingzhijiecongsanlouyiyueerxia，zhongrenyeshifeikuaidepaoxiangchuangbian，kanzhefangmingzhijieyigezongshenfeiyueguolejimigaodeweiqiang。
zuilihaibutingniantaozhe：“jiejiejiejiejie......wochulaila，wochulaila！”