第1章
“lamei，niyongdianli，zaiyongdianlia，laoqinpokeshizaicunlishuole，shuonijiushigebuhuixiadandemuji，nikebunengruletayiya。”linlaodaxifujicudihandao。
“qinshinigewangbadan。”
suizhewulichuanchuliulameideyishengnuma，linlaodaxifuerjingxidihandao:“chulaile，chulaile。”
“哇”
yingerqingcuiditikusheng，xiangchezhenggewuzi。
linlaodaxifuerbanghaizicaxiganjingyilianjidong“shigeyatou，nianglaosanxifuershenglegeyatou。”
“wokankan，wokankan。”tingshuoshigeyatou，linlaotaijidongdechadiankuchulai。
“liezuliezongbaoyou，yetiancunbainianlaidiyigeyatoushengzaizanmenlaolinjiale。”
dunzaimenkoudengzhedelinjiasanxiongdihejigexiaozitingshuoshenglegeyatou，gegegaoxingdewuyifujia。
linlaosangengshijidongdechuizudunxiong“guinv，woyouguinvle，hahaha。”
“nai，meimeihaokanbu？zhangdexiangbuxiangwo。”linzhangpingbazhemenfengshijingerwanglikan。
“gunduzi，nixiaozigangshengxialaizhangdehegehouside，zenmenenghenimeimeibi。”linlaodazaizijiaerzinaodaishangbuqingbuzhongqiaolexia。
“jiushi，jiushi，xiaomeizenmekenengxiangni，yaoxiangyeshixiangwo，nikanwoduokeai。”linzhangxixixiyixiao，luchujikeloufengdemenya。
“jiunihaikeaini？zannaikeshishuole，nigangshengxialaideshihouxiaomeixiaoyanzhangdexiangzhilaoshu。”
zaiwulibaohaizidelinlaotaitingzhejigehaizideduihua，juedeyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao，zhidaotamendouxiangkankanxiaoyatou，bianzhaozhaoshouranglinlaodaxifuerbahaizibaolechuqu。
“zheiyatouzhangdebaibainennen，yikanjiushigehaomingde，sandiniyaobuyaobaobao？”linlaodaxifujianghaizibaochulai，zuichunshandong，shuozhehaotinghuaer。
linlaosancuocuoshou，wubijidong，kanzhexiaoxiaoruanruandeguinv，huranjiubuganbaole，wanyinongtengguinvzenmeban？
jiuzheimeyigeyouyudegongfu，linlaodayijingxiantayibubaozhulehaizi，linlaodashidangguodiederen，baohaizitayoujingyan，meilinlaosanneimeduogulv。
linlaodagangbaoguohaizi，linlaoerhaiyoujialidejigeluobutoujiuweileshangqu。
“咱侄女真好看。”
“妹妹真白。”
“妹妹真香。”
jianguinvbeidagebaozhe，linlaosanjidezhitiaojiao，rangrangzheranglinlaodabaguinvhaijita，keshimeiyigerendalita。
挤也挤不进去。
“neishiwoguinv，wohaimeibaoni，nikuaibaguinvhaijiwo。”linlaosanchuihuzidengyan。
“nizheshaji，zheihaishiwozhinvni，takejiuwozheimeyigedabo，wobaobaozenmele，niyaobuleyinikeyibaowoerziya。”
linlaosankanleyanliuzhebitipaodelinzhangxiyilianxianqi，tacaibubaoni，zheichouxiaozizenmenenghezijinaixiangnaixiangdeguinvbi。
haizigangshengxialaishenziruo，zhirangzhongrenkanleyixiaohuier，linlaodaxifuerbianjianghaizizhongxinbaohuilewuli。
gangcailinlaodaxifuerchuqudeshihou，linlaotaijiliulameiguanlewanhongtangshui，tangshuixiaduliulameiyeyoulexieliqi，jiandasaobaozhehaizihuilai，bianshenshoujianghaizijieguoqu，shizheweinai。
erxifujizijishenglexiaosunnv，linlaotaixinligaoxing，lazhedaerxiyiqichulemen，zhunbeizuodianhaochideqingzhuqingzhu，zaishazhijiranglaosanxifububu。
linlaotaichumenshijianglinlaosanhanlejinqu，rangtazhaokanxifuer。
linlaosanyinzhegangcaimeibaodaoguinvzhengaonaoni，tingzijialaoniangrangtajinqu，yixiajiulailejingshen，yiliuyanerzuanjinlewuzi。
jinwuhoulinlaosanxianshikanlekanzijianiangzi，jianniangzijingqishenhaibucuo，bianfangxiaxinlai，suihouxiaoxinyiyizuozaichuangbiankanzhezijiaguinv。
zhijianxiaoyatoulianfenpupude，liangjieshoubeibaibainennenxiangouside。
tadageheergejianeijigexiaozichushengshitayeshijianguode，zhangdebihouhaichou，meiyigebideshangtaguinv。
“xifuer，wobaobaoguinvbei，gangcaizaiwaimianhaizibeidagejiqiangzoule，wodoumeibaozhe。”linlaosankelianbabadekanzhezijixifuer。
“zanguinvhaishuizheni，niqingdianbao。”kanzhexianggongdekelianyang，liulameiyeburenjujueta。
linlaosanxiaoxinyiyijieguohaizi，xuezhezijiaxifuerdeyangziqingqingpaizhe，liangzhiyanjingyidongbudongdingzheshushuizhongdeguinv。
tabuzhidaodeshi，tahuaizhongdexiaoyatouqishizaojiuxingle。
zhishiyoudianbuyuanyimianduixianshi，suoyicaiyizhibizheyanjing。
linzhanglezuomengyemeiyouxiangdaozijihuichuanyue，erqiehaishitaichuan。
zhengyankandaojiatusibidefangzishi，linzhangledexinjiulianglebanjie，tashangyibeizishahuaishiyemeizuoguo，zijixinxinkukugongzuo，haoburongyiqianzhenggoule，huilaojiabaoleshantoukailenongchang，yankanzheshengxiadedoushixingfurizile，quechuanyuechenglegeeniaobunengzilidexiaowawa。
linzhangleyuexiangyueweiqu，renbuzhuwuwuyanyankuleqilai。
“aiyao，nannanbiekuya，shibushidiebaodebuhao，nongtengnile。baobeiguinvyiku，linlaosanjuedezijidexindoujiuzheteng，ganjinqingshenganfu。
jianlinlaosanzize，linzhangleyuxinburen，nulidiaozhengqingxuzhizhulezijidekusheng，ranhoukanzhelinlaosanyiyiyayashuoleyitong。
linlaosanyuanbenyouxiezizedexin，beiguinvyiyiyayademoyangjimenghuale。
“guinv，nishizaianweidiema？nifangxindieyihouyidinghaohaoxuebaohaizi，kendingnengbanannanbaodeshushufufu，diehaihuinulizhengqian，jinannanmaihaochide，maipiaoliangyifu。”
linlaosandeyifanhuajianglinzhangledexinchedinuanhua，tashidanqinjiatingzhangdadehaizi，congxiaodaodadoumeitiyanguofuai，houlaimuqinqushitagengshishenmedoumeile。
ruguolaotianyerangtachuanyueyizaoshiweilemibutaqueshidefuai，haoxiangyehaibucuo。
kanzheyanqiandexianggongheguinv，liulameilianshangluchulexingfudexiaorong。
jiuzaizheishi，menhualayishengbeituikai，linlaodaxifueryilianjiaojicongwaimianpaolejinlai。
juliedekaimenshengbagangyouxieshuiyidelinzhangleheleyitiao，shenzirenbuzhuduosuoleyixia。
linlaosanjiantahaipa，ganjinqingqingpailetajixia。