第5章

shuohuabuxing,bushuohuayebuxing。

你还要我怎样?!

楚明彻底人麻了。

suanle,jingshenbingjiujingshenbingba,zhishaoxiandewotingjingshende……

fanzhengdoubeiwurenweishijingshenbingzheimeduonianle,wusuoweile。

wanghaochuxiang,zhishaozijizaiyebuhuihuidaoanwutianridejingshenbingyuanlebushima?

douhuifuziyoule,haizaihubierendeyanguangganha?

自我安慰一番。

chumingshirandexiaole:“chichu,wojiushijingshenbing,nimenmanyileba?”

zhongrenyileng,huxiangduishiyiyan,doumomodianlediantou。

ng,queshi,haibingdetingyanzhongde……

wuxiangnanmeitoujinsuo,dishengduizhechenmuyeshuodao:“zheirendejinxukeshiyoushashanglide,suiranbingbuqiang,zhishinengtushoubaiwanluowengangeryi,danduiyuputongrenlaishuo,yeyijinghenweixianle,tazheigejingshenzhuangtai……”

chenmuyebiaoqingningzhongdediandiantou:“ng,zheihaizikendingshibushiheshoubiande……youzhuanmenzhiliaojinxuyongyouzhejingshenbingdejingshenbingyuanma?yaobuzanmensongtaguoqu?”

wuxiangnan:“……baoxiaoma?”

chenmuye:“zheizhongshikendinghuibaoxiaode。”

wuxiangnan:“neijiuhao,zheizhongjingshenbutaizhengchangdejinxuyongyouzhe,haishidaizaizhuanmenjingshenbingyuanligenganquan。”

chenmuye:“shideshide。”

wuxiangnan:“meicuomeicuo。”

chuming:“buqubuqu。”

陈牧野:“???”

吴湘南:“???”

liangrenmengbiniutou,jiujiandaochumingbuzhiheshichuxianzailetamenshenhou,zhengyongyizhongyouyuanzhongdaizhejidujujuedemuguangkanzhetamen。

“呃……”

mimoubeifaxiandeliangrendunshigazhule。

chenmuye:“zheigezheige……”

wuxiangnan:“wuhuiwuhui。”

chuming:“buqubuqu!”

两人:“……”

zheishi,hongyingzouleguolai,cumeidao:“duizhang,fudui,nimenyaosongtaqunaer?buhuiyouyaobatasonghuijingshenbingyuanba?”

chenmuyewunaidao:“womenzheiyeshiweiletahaoa,zongbukenengshouyige……jinwomenxiaoduiba?”

wuxiangnan:“shiashia。”

zhaokongcheng:“queshiqueshi!”

chuming:“goupigoupi!”

吴湘南:“……”

赵空城:“……”

chumingyoudianjile:“wozaishuoyibian!wozhendebushijingshenbing!woshibeiwuzhende!”

yaoshizaibeiguanjinjingshenbingyuan,buguanshinajiabingyuan,tadouganjuezijizhenhuizishale!

wuxiangnanzhoumei:“neinigangcaihaishuozijijiushijingshenbing……”

chuming:“wanxiao!wozaikaiwanxiaonitingbuchulaima?ninandaobujuedewohenyoumoma?!”

吴湘南:“……”

lengxuan:“……youmo。”

hongyingpielechumingyiyan,yanmouzhongshanguoyisilianmin,xianglexiangdao:“yaobu……womenguanchatajitianba?wokantajingshenzhuangtaiyebushitebiebuwending,keneng……zhishibeiguanjiule,hezhengchangrenxiangchuhaibutaixiguan?”

众人闻言顿时无奈。

hongyingzheixinshandelaomaobingyoufanle……

chenmuyeweinandao:“zheigezheige…”

wuxiangnanbumandao:“buxingbuxing!”

chuminglianlianzantong:“aduiduidui!”

“……”

zhongrenqishuashuadekanxiangta,jihuyikoutongshengdao:“nitemexianbazuijibishang!!”

lengxuanzeshimomodetaochuleshouqiang,kacayishengshangtang,ranhoulengyankanzhechuming。

楚明:“……”

六嗷!

…………

zuizhong,zaihongyingdeqiuqingxia。

chenmuyehaishiwunaidexuanbu,xianguanchachumingjitian,yaoshizhenchuleshenmewenti,zaibatasongjingshenbingyuanba。

当然。

chenmuyeqishiyeshijingguoduofangmiankaolvde。

jinxienian,cangnanshichuxian“shenmi”depinlvyuelaiyuegao,erqieshiliyeyuelaiyueqiang,tamen136xiaoduiqueshishijixuxinren。

erzheigechuming,suiranjinxuxulieyikanjiubugao,dagailvzhishiyizhongzhinengzengqiangliliangdediweijinxu。

danshi……xunliangejinian,zaibajingjietishangqu,yinggainengbideshanglaozhaozheigemeiyoujinxudeputongren……ba?

chenmuyehaishihenxiangbachumingliuxialaide。

biedebushuo,zheixiaozibeijingshizhenganjinga,zaizheifangmianjibenbukenengchuxianrenhewenti。

至于精神方面……

suirantakanqilaiqueshishiyoudiandiandiande,danbingmeiyouwanquanshiqulizhi,yemeiyoushangrenqingxiang,wanquanshinengtingdedongrenhuade。

kenengtadejingshenbingbingbushihenyanzhong?

ng……yekenengzhishimeifanbing?

zongzhi,haishixianguanchajitianba,yaoshizhenyoushenmewenti,zaisongjingshenbingyuanyebuchi。

于是。

chumingjiuzheiyangshunlideliuzaile136xiaodui。

ng,yilinshidelinshiduiyuanshenfen……

buguochumingyijinghenmanyile。

benlailikaijingshenbingyuanhou,tadediyigedasuan,shiquzhaolinqiye,zhunbeidaizaitashenbian,xitadejinxunengliangde。

而现在……

136xiaoduizhongkeshiyouzhewugejinxuyongyouzhe,haiyoubushaodejinwu。

zheibubilinqiyexideshuangduole?!

toutoumomodexileliangtian。

chumingbianjingxidefaxian,zijihehuitailangdeqiheduyijingtishengdao4%le!

haicha1%,jiuyounengchouquyigejinengle!

erqie,chuminghaifaxian,zijixiqujinxunengliang,bingbuhuiduijinxuyongyouzhezaochengshenmeyingxiang,tamenyemeiyourenheganjue。

yushitadedanzibiandaleqilai,kaishiguangmingzhengdadexi!

厕所。

chenmuyezhanzaixiaobianchiqian,niutoukanlehaojiyanshenhou,biaoqinggewaiguguai,yanshenyouyuzhonghaidaizhejifenjingkong。

chumingzhanzaitashenhou,lianshangguazhewenhedeweixiao:“duizhang,niniaonide,wobudaraoni,buyongkanwo。”

陈牧野:“……”

chenmuyeyoudianxiangsi:“ninengbunengbiegenzhewole?nidaodixiangganmaa?!”

jintianyizhengtian,chumingjiumeiyoulikaiguotabanbu!yizhigenzaita**houmian!

xianzailianshangcesuodougenjinlaile!!!

陈牧野快崩溃了。

zheixiaozibuhuifanbingleba?!

“呃……”

chumingnaonaotou,huranyeyishidaozijisihushi‘guangmingzhengda’deguotoule,lianmangzhaobudao:“ee,woqishiyeshilaishangcesuode!”

shuowan,tazoudaolingyigexiaobianchiqian,shenshoutuokuzi:“wopeiyigenao!”

陈牧野:“……”

suanle,turanbushihenxiangniaole。

chenmuyezhuanshenjiuzou,feikuaidetaolilecesuo。

“……nandaowobiaoxiandehenbuzhengchangma?”chumingyoudianhuaiyizijile。

buguo,cishitameixinsiduoxiang。

只因!

zainaohaizhongdexitongmianbanshang。

tahehuitailangdeqiheduyijingdadao5%le!

keyichouquyigexindenengli!

“keyikeyi,zheijitianmeibaixia!”

chumingdaxiguowang,shunjianjiangyiqiepaozhinaohou,zhunbeizhaogeanjingdedifangchouqunengli。

danzhuannianyixiang,cesuobujiutinganjingdeme?

zhenghaoduziyeyoudianbushufu。

chuminggancuizoujinleyigedunkengdunxia,guanshangmen,yibian‘penshe’,yibianzainaohaizhongduixitongdao:“xitongpuji~jiwopuji~choupuji~qu!”

系统:【……】

皮*:“……”

【kaishisuijichouqushenming‘huitailang’denengli……】

【抽取成功!】

【gongxisuzhuhuode——busibumie】

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“**!niupuji~bia!!”

楚明大喜。

不死不灭?

zheinenglizaijiashang【wuxianhuifu】,neiqibushiwudile?

yigeshishouzaizhongdeshangdoubukenengsi!

yigeshishouzaizhongdeshangdoukeyizaiyigezhuanchangzhihoushunjianhuifu!

liangliangxiangjia,jianzhiyourulvbuqidianwei,tianxiawudia!

gainianshenguoranniubi,suibianlianggenengli,jiudadaolezhenzhengyiyishangdebusibumie!

yaoshinengbahuitailangdesuoyounenglidouchouquchulaile……

shenmingsuanshenme?bujiushichunchunwanwume?

gainianshen,caishizhendeshen!

“caixilesantian,qihedujiutishengle4%,xiaolvhaishitingkuaide,zhiyaoyizhidaizai136xiaodui,huodehuitailangdequanbunengli,yezhishishijianwentibale……”

chumingmomoxiangzhe,gengjiajiandingleyaojiaru136xiaoduidejuexin!

就在这时。

tadeermaizhonghuranchuanlailechenmuyeyansudeshengyin:“136xiaoduiquantichengyuanzhuyi!gangdedaozhunquexiaoxi!cangnanshilaochengqu,chuxianlejin40zhiguimianren!likekaishisuqingxingdong!!!”

鬼面人?!

chumingxintouyizhen,youxieyiwai。

juranzheimekuaijiukaishijuqinglema?

buguocishitayelaibujiduoxiangle。

lianmangzhanqishenlai,muguangjianding。

chumingzhidao,zheicishiyigezijibiaoxiandejihui!

zhiyaobiaoxiangouhao!liuzai136xiaoduideshiqingyinggaishiwenle!

“weilenengjixuxijinxunengliang,bixuhaohaobiaoxian!”

chumingxiadingjuexin,taituijiuzou。

danhuranxiangdaoleshenme,tayoudunlehuiqu,caleca**,zhongxinzhanqilai,jiandingdezoulechuqu!