“你找我？”
jietongdianhuahou，yetianlongdeshengyinjiweipingjing。
“你在哪？”
shuodashehuadezongcaibangongshinei，yixijiaoxianｏｌnvshidetixizhuangdechuruobingzhanzailuodichuangqian，wangzheneichenfuyujiaoxiadefanhuadoushijingxiang，yuqilengdanshuodao：“laiwobangongshi。”
shuowan，lianjiyetianlongshuohuadejihuidoumei，zhijiejiujiangdianhuajiguale。
wangzhejiaoxiayipaifanhuajingxiang，churuobingyilianyouchou。
wulunzijiduonuli，wulunzijiduomeyouxiu，queyouzhezheimegeshaziweihunfu，zheiduishenghuoyouzhejigaoyaoqiudeta，shifenbuman！
“bingshanmeiren，woxihuan～”
yetianlongxiaolexiao，maizhebufajiuchaozongcaibangongshizouqu。
tuikaimen，shenzhilianmendoumeiyouqiao，tazhijiejiuchuanglejinqu。
bangongshinei，bujujiangjiu，yichenburan，huameiershehuadezhuangshichentuochulezhurendegaobigedepinwei。
shuodaqipaidegeju，zhengmingletadeyexin。
yingruyetianlongyanliandezeshiyigeshenchuanjiaoyanhongseｏｌzhifuzhuangdecheng**xing。
“嘶～”
nvrenfeichangmei，xiangyetianlongzheizhongyuenvwushudelaosijiyebeitajingrendemeimaosuoxiyin。
biaozhundeguazilian，wanwandeliuyehanmei，jingzhidewuguanrongyan，rutongbeishangdijingxindiaokeyiban。
tebieshitaneigaotiaodeshengaobiliyuneiwanmeienadeshencai，jianzhijiushiyigelingrenfanzuideyaojing！
xuebaidejifuruyubanjingying，wuheidexiufasuiyipisazaixiangjianliangce，jirenyiguzhixingdemeigan。
“老婆你找我啊。”
yetianlonghaowuzaiyi，dadalieliezoujinbangongshi，ranhoujianzhuozishangyouyibeicha，zhuaqichajiuzhijieheleqilai。
“fangsi！nizaizuoshenme？！”
churuolenghanmeiyicu，lenglengjiaohekanzheta。
neizhangjinhutianxianbandeliandanshangxiemanlefennuyuyanezhise。
“wokeledangranyaoheshuia。”yetianlongguluguluheguangshou，jiangshuibeifangxia，ranhoupadayisheng，dianyanleyigenxiangyan，shifenxiangshoudichouleqilai。
“buzhunnizaiwobangongshichouyan！”
churuobingnule，zhendenule。
shangqianjiuyaonadiaotazuishangdexiangyan。
xiangtazheizhonggaoguideshenfen，youzennengrongrenxiangzheizhongmeipinweidenanrenni？
hekuanghaizaitamianqianfangsidechouyan。
sheizhi，yetianlongturanshenshou，yibadaodezitaizhijiezhuazhuletadeyushouwan，xuanjiyiyongli，wanghuaizhongyila，churuobingjiaoqushizhong，zhijiejiudaoxiangletadehuaibaoli。
“yetianlongniganfangsi！！”churuobingyizhenjinghuang。
“laopo，nibuguaia。”
yetianlongqiangxinglouzhetademanyao，yilianjianxiaoshuo：“niyinggaijiaolaogongcaidui。”
“nizhidaonizaizuoshenmema？”
楚若冰强势无比。
yetianlongqueshiqingsongdesonglesongjianbang，dashoubuduanyouzoufumozhetaderuanyao，yiliantaozuidishuo：“laogongbaolaopo，tianjingdiyi，zenme？nishixianggaosuwo，rangwoqinnima？”
“qinnidetou，kuaifangkaiwo！”
“qinwo，jiufangkaini。”yetianlongxiaodao。
“你**！”
churuobinglianseyizhenxiuhong。
“nineiyishileiside。”
楚若冰：“……”
“heihei，zenmeyang？zheicaijiao**。”
“你这个浑蛋！”
churuobingfenlizhengzha，tajuranlianzijideneiyishishenmeyansedouzhidao，jianzhi**zhiji！
“hundan？nicaishihundan。”
“nihaishibushiyigenanrenle！”
yetianlongbiaoqingyileng，xinshuozheisuanbusuanshianshini？
xuanjiyin－dangheiheixiaodao：“zenme？meixiangdaolaoponinhaixihuanzheiyikoua。”
shuowan，zheihuoluchuyigeyiweishenzhangdebiaoqing。
henhenmoletapipiyibahou，jiangtatuoqi，dangzhechuruobingdemian，zhijiejiezhekutou。
“你、你想干嘛？”
churuobingkandaotajiekaikutou，mianseyizhenshabai。
“nibushiwenwoshibushiyigenanrenma？”yetianlongheiheixiaodao：“nifangxin，wobaozhengsangexiaoshineijinqiangbudao，yidinghuizhengmingnanrendexiongfengde。”
shuozhe，tajixutuozhekutou，bingqiewangchuruobingkaojin。
“nizheige**dehundan！haolehaode，nishinanren，nishiyigexiongfengdenanrenhaoleba！“
churuobingyouxiuyounu，shuangshouwuzheshuangyanxianggexiaonvrenyiyangbuganqukanta。
churuobingjingranfaxian，xianglaibeibierenchengzhiyeshazideta，jintianjuranxiangbianleyigerenside。
zhiqianneigeweiweisuosuo，liandashengshuohuadoubugandeyetianlong，cishicikejuranbianderuciqingfuwanshibugong，zheiyutasuorenshideyetianlongwanquanpanruoliangren。
“e、zheimekuaijiuzhengmingwoshinanrenle？laopo，ninzheishuodeyetaihanhule，yaobu？wohaishizhengmingjinikanba，fanzhengninzheibangongshikongjianyetingdade，buruzanmenwandian**de？
biruchuangqiana，bangongzhuoshanga、shafashanga，cesuoshanga、dixiaa……zuixinjiesuozishilaogongkedoulvedongyierde。”
“你……！”
“eduile，wohaihuichangzhengfuni，yaobunibawohenhenroulinyifanba，wojinichangzhengfuzenmeyang？jiuzheiyangbeinizhengfu……”
shuozhe，zheihuohaichangleqilai。
churuobingxiufendeduoduojiao。
转过身不敢去看他。
jianwandeyechabuduole，yetianlongzhujiantingzhidongzuo，yi**zuozaibangongzhuoshangjixuchouzhetadexiangyan，muguangdaliangzhebangongshi，zezechengzanshuo：“laopo，zheibangongshibucuoa。yaobuwoyebanjinlaiyiqibangong？youshiyiqigan，meishiganyiqi？”
“**desirentoua！”
congxianqianqiangshilengmodebadaonvzongcai，daoxianzaibeiyetianlongjiwandexianggexiaonvrenyiyangshengqidechuruobing，jianzhiyouzhejubian。
zaiyetianlongkanlai，xiangzheizhongnvren，jiudezhengfu！
“你想都不要想！”
yetianlongsongsongjian，shuo：“neishizaishitaiyihanle。”
“shuo，nijintianshibushitoukuilezhouzhuguan，bingqiehaidongshoudaletangzhuguan？”
huidaozijidezuoweihou，churuobingzaicihuifubadaozongcaideqizhi。
yetianlongyaoyaotou，manlianchanxiaoshuo：“ruguowogaosuni，womeida，nixinbu？”
“不信！”
“那你还问？”
楚若冰：“……”
“haole，shiqingdejingguowoyelandejieshi。zheiguonijiutiwokangleba。”
shuowan，zheihuozhuanshenwangbangongshiwaizouqu。
“你干嘛去？”
“shangbana。bushangbanniyangwoa？”
yetianlongmeihaoqibailetayiyan。
然后大步潇洒离开。
“你这个浑蛋！”
churuobingqidexiongteng，xinshuonandaoxianzaibushiwoyangzhenima？
buguo，kanzheyetianlongxiaosaliqudebeiyinghou，churuobingjuranyouxiechimijimiao。
yinweijintiandeyetianlongyuneigeyeshazijianzhijiushilianggerendequbie！
yaozhidaogangcaitanei**zuipaojiabadaodejiashiliantazheizhongbadaozongcaidouchadianmeibeizhengfuzhu。
“churuobing，nixiangshenmeni？xiangzheizhongnanrenyezhideniqieyima？”
yongliyaoyaotou，churuobingzheicaipaoqiluanluandexiangfa……
zouchubangongshihou，yetianlongdabuqianwangbaoanbu，xianzaitakeshichushijituanbaoanbudeyimeixiaobaoan，yesuanshiyougongzuoderenle。
churuobingdefuqinchujiangshan，weilecuohetamenliangdeguanxi，yingshibayetianlongsaijinlegongsi。
yuanbenyiweichuruobinghuianpaiyigebucuodezhiye，sheizhijuranjinongchenglegexiaobaoan。
qidechujiangshannianlelaojiu。