第4章:拍马屁,献圣药

baimujinxinzhongantan,yuanyangzheiyatouguoranshigecongmingde,buguotaxianzaihaibuxianggaosurenheren,yushiluchuyilianmengdongyoujingyadibiaoqingshuo:“zenmele?”

yuanyangzhouzhoumeitou,nandaotawuhuile?keshizheiyaoshifurensonglaide,yaoshigezaiyiqian,xiaojiegujilikejiudeyongle,jinrijingranyaotabayaogezaijuzili,mingxianshibuxiangcade。

yuanyangyaoyaotou,bingmeiyouduozui,furenpingrilidaixiaojiehechenshaoyeyesuanjinxin,xianglaiyinggaishibuhuihaixiaojiede。

baimujinjiantachenmole,bianjiekouzijileile,xiangyaoxiuxi,erranglianggeyatouchuqule,tadeyigerenjingjing,haohaoxiangxiang,jiexialaigaizenmezuo。

dierriyizao,tabianqutangliyuanqujizijidezumuqingan,jideqianshitaxingzitaineixiang,zumubuxihuanta,jiashanglushihebaiyunxidetiaobo,gengjiarangbailaofurenduitameiyouhaolianse,jianjianditayejiubuaiqujizumuqingan,zusunliangdeganqingjiugengjiachale。

tayaozaibaifuquelidiwei,bixuyaolongluozhubailaofurendexin,taneigefuqinshikaobuzhude,yigezaizijifaqishengchanqianheyimeisitongdenanren,liangxinyinggaishiranggouchileba?

zhuanyanjiudaoletangliyuan,haiweijinqu,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaibadayishengdeciqisuiliedeshengyin,baimujinzhouleyixiameitou,nandaotalaidezheimebuqiao,laotaitaizaifahuo?

zhengkaolvyaobuyaohuibiyixia,quetingdaolimianchuanlaiyizhenchaorangsheng:“kuai,laofuren,nishouliuxuele!”

baimujintingdaozheijuhua,zuijiaoturanluchuyisixiaorong,meixiangdaojihuizheimekuaijiusongdaoletashouzhong,yushiduiyuanyangdiguleliangju,yuanyangjiuzhuanshenwanghuizoule。

baimujindaizhexiquejinletangliyuan,zhenghaowaimianshouzhedeshilaofurendedayahuanziyu,tayijiandaxiaojietoushangdaizheshangjiulaile,yihuodiwen:“tingshuodaxiaojieshoushangle,zenmebuhaoshengyangzhe?”

“duoxieziyujiejie,yidianxiaoshang,buaide,wohaojiumeijianzumu,laijitaqingan!”baimujinduiziyudetaidushifenqianrangyouli。

ziyudaoshijingyaleyixia,wangrilidaxiaojiekeshizongbizhelaotaitai,shitianbanyuecailaiyici,jinrishouzheshangjingranhaiyidazaojiulaiqingan,mofeishiyoushenmeshierma?

danshibaimujinbijingshidichudedaxiaojie,takebunenglanzhe,yushigongjingdishuo:“daxiaojiexiandengdeng,laofurenshoushoushangle,woqubingbaoyisheng!”

baimujindiandiantou,duiziyutiantianyixiaoshuo:“youlaoziyujiejie!”

buyihuierziyujiuchulaile,jiangbaimujinranglejinqu,baimujinchaotadiandiantou,jiudaizhexiquejinlelaotaitaidewuzi。

“jinerjizumuqingan,tingshuozumushoushoushangle,keqingledafu?”baimujinchaobailaofurenyingyingyibai,lishushifenzhouquan,yuqilidedanxinqiadaohaochu。

bailaofurenshoushangyijingchanleshabu,congbaimujinyijinlai,tadeyanjingjiuyizhidaliangzhezheigesunnv,wangriqienuoyouhaixiu,wanquanbusitianyuandeqitaguinv,zheikebushiqianchao,buchongshangshenguiqianjinneiyitao,guinvyingdangyouguinvdeqipai,suoyitaxinzhongshenshibuxi。

buguojinrikanlai,baimujindaoshibianlexuduo,dadafangfangdichaotaxingli,shuohuashengyindouliangtanglexuduo,yanshendandingcongrong,meiyouwangrijiantashihouneizhongduoshanhebuan。

baifurendiandiantou,ranhoushuo:“wuaile,sunmamadongdexieyili,daoshini,zuoriganggangshangletou,jinrizenmeyidazaojiulaiwozheilile?”

baimujinchaolaofurenluchumingyandexiaorong,shuo:“wozheidianershangmeishendaaide,jizumuqingancaishizhengli,guoqujinerbudongshi,zuoritingwenwoyishangzhele,haishizumudiyishijianjiqingdedafu,jinerjiujuedekuiduizumudetengai!”

shuowanhaipoweiaonaodijueleyixiaxiaozui,sihuhenshenshang。

bailaofurenbeitazheiyifandaizhesanfenzize,qifensajiaodehuashuodexinlishuchanglexuduo,lianshangdexiaorongyeduolejifen,ranhoushuo:“nizheiyatou,xianzaicaimingbaizumuxintengni,zheinaodaiyizhuangmeishadaoshimingbailexuduo!”

“zumuzheishizaixiaohuajinerma?wozheinaodaiguoqudequeshibeizhuyouhuzhule,xianzaiyizhuang,quandouqingxingle,hehe……”baimujinzuishangshizaiwanxiao,kexinliquewubiderenzhen,nengzheiyangqingxingdeganjue,zhenshitaihaole。

bailaofurenbeitadoudehahaxiaoleqilai,meixiangdaozijizheigexingzimunededasunnv,jingranyezheiyanghuitaoqu。

baimujinkandaobailaofurenzheimegaoxing,keshitaxinliquemeiyoujifenxiyue,laofurenbingbushigejiandandejiaose,tajueduibunengdiaoyiqingxin。

“zumudeshouhaitengbuteng?wogangzaimenwaijiutingdaoninshoushangzhele,rangyuanyanghuiququleyao,gumozhezheihuiergailaile!”baimujinyanshenkanzhebailaofurenchanzheshabudeshou,zhouzhemeitouwen。

zhengshuozhe,ziyujiudaizheyuanyangjinlaile,yuanyangxianjilaofurenxingleli,shoulipengzheneizhixiaociping,kanqilaihenxiaoxinyiyide。

baimujinguoqu,jiangcipingjieguolai,ranhoucoudaolaofurenmianqianshuo:“zumu,zheijiushile,zheiyaoshijihaode,ninjiukanzaisunnvyipianxiaoxindefenershangshouxiaba!”

“jiranyouzheimehaodeyao,jinerzenmebuzijiyong?nietouyeshangdaolea!”bailaofurenlianshangyiranguazhecixiangdexiaorong,danshiyanshenliqueyouleyisiyihuo。

baimujinzhuangzuomeifaxian,jixutaohaodishuo:“zheiyaojinguizheni,jinerzheidianerxiaoshangyongbuzhe,daoshizumuyishuangqiaoshou,nengzuohua,nengchahua,tingfulidelaorenshuo,zumudangniankeshijingzhongdiyicainv,jinerhaibawangzhezumunengjiaodaoyier,ruoshizhenshangleshou,jinerdexiaosuanpankejiuluokongle!”