第4章
“zheihun,wohailidingle!”
yanghongchangshuozhe,naqiyipangfangzhedejiangtangyikouguanxiadu,calecazuijiao,zhijuedehunshenfare,nuanheduole。
zheiyaoshizailiujia,pashijiangtanghebuzhe,lengshuidoumeirenjizijidaoyibei。
qianshenfangzhetengtadelaomabuguan,feidetianzhelianqujineiyidajiazimeilianmeipidedongxidanggou。
真是蠢得没边儿!
“eiyou,wozheihaoerzia,nizheidaodizenmelea?zenmejiufeidelihuna......”
wangcuilanjidezhipaidatui,lianliantanqiyoujimangzhuaizhetaxiuzilianlianzhuiwen,“erzi,gaosuma,shibushizailaoliujiabeiqifuleni?”
“woxianzaijiuquwenqingchu,tamendaodiduiwoerzizuoleshenmeshangtianhailideshier!”
shuozhejiuchengdizhanqilai,qicongcongdizhuaqiyipangdedamianaopizhejiuyaochuqu。
“妈!”
jianzhuang,yanghongchanglianmangjiaoting。
“ninlaojiubiequle,meishenmeshier。”
“meishenmeshiernengdabanyepaohuilai,haiyunzaijiamenkou?”
wangcuilanyouqiyouji,yixiazijiujidongle,“shibushihaixiangtineijiazishuohaohua?era,nishibeineinvrenmihuntouleba!”
“不是。”
taganjinjieshi,yiliankenqiehongzhewangcuilan,kebunengzhenderangrendabanyequnao,“shiwoxiangmingbaile,suoyiwoyaolihun,zaiyebudangzheigeyuandatoule。”
tingtazheiyangshuo,wangcuilanbanxinbanyi。
“真的?”
“当然是真的。”
jianrenhaibuxin,yanghongchangsuoxingzhuaizhewangcuilandexiuzi,shengyinruanhexialai,“ma,erzizheibushixingwulema?fanzhengninyebuxihuanneijiazi,suoxingjiulilebei。”
“我是不喜欢。”
wangcuilantanleyisheng,manlianchouku,meitoudouzhouchengleyigechuanzi。
“keyebunenglihuna,lilehun,bierenhaizenmekanzanjia?nihaizenmezhaoxifuer?”
jianzheiliangchebuqingle,yipangzoujinlaideyangyunchanglianmangshangqianquanzhe,“haole,ma,ninyeleiledabansule,kuaihuiqushuihuierba。”
zhengqiao,yingzicongmenwaiduanlepentanhuojinlai,bianfanghuopenbianquan,“shia,ma,xianqushuihuierba,zaishuohongchangyedexiuxi。”
shuozhe,yeshangqianlianhongdaipiandejiangwangcuilanlachehuifangliqu。
jianrenzoule,yangyunchangzheicaizoushangqianpailepaizijiaxiongdijianbang,biaoqingchenzhong,“hongchanga,niyelaodabuxiaole,lihunzheikebushixiaoshier,dehaohaokaolvkaolv。”
“yijingkaolvhaole。”yanghongchangshensepingjingxialai,lengjingdao:“bixuyaolihun。”
jiantazheimezhizhe,yangyunchangyebuhaoshuoshenme,yaoleyaotoujiuchuqule。
faner,yanghongchangtangzaichuangshang,naohaizhonggousizhezijidehongtudazhi,zhongshengchuanyuedediyidabu,jiushi,lihun!
diertianyidazao,yanghongchangchiwangcuilanzuodezaofan,jiujicongcongqushanggongle。
neiwangcuilandanxinzijierzi,gangxiangyaolanzhe,yizhuanyanrenjiupaomeiyanerle,xinlidigu,“zheihunxiaozi,paodehaitingkuai......”
yebuzhidaozijiaerzizenmeleturanzheiyang,duoshaoyoudianganjueguaiguaide......
xiangzhebudui,jimangcalecashouzhaozijidaerziqu。
“运昌啊!”
“运昌啊!”
tingzhewangcuilanhanzhe,yangyunchangganmangdepaochulai,haiyiweifashengshenmedashierle,zhejidehen,“zenmelema?youchushenmeshierle?”
“yunchang,nixianzaiquneilaoliujiadatingdating,zuogeerfashengleshashier,woerzizajiuneimelangbeidepaohuilaile。”
tingzheyuanlaishizheishier,yangyunchangbaishouliezuiyixiao,“jiuzheishiera。”
kanzheerzibudanghuishier,wangcuilanjideyibazhangpaishangqu,“kuaidian!”
“eiei!haohaohao,mabiedongshou,woxianzaijiuquban!”zhenshinazijilaomameibanfa,yangyunchangzheicaichuanzhewaitaoganleguoqu。
lingtou,huidaoershitangli,yanghongchangchuanhaoyifujiukaishizhangdashao,bianganzhebianxiangzhe。
xianzaitayouliangjiandashier。
yijianshilihun,haiyouyijianjiushizhuanqian。
zhuanleqian,cainengzaizheigeshehuilizu。
ruguotajidebucuo,jiuzaijintian,changlidegaocengdasuanzhaorenjizijiabanyizhuojiuxi。
banhaole,yiqiankuaituotuode。
说不定还有红包。
zhiyaozhuazhuzheigejihuinongdaoxiechushizijin,zaipingjietadejianwenhezhishi,yijiduijuqingdelejie,chengweiyigewanyuanhuhaibushiqingqingsongsong?
guoran,meiyihuigaocengjiubajigedashifudoujiaoleguoqu。
“changliwaibaoleyigehuo,shiquqinde,nvfangkeshidahu,zheiximianer,kedebandechangliangdafangxie。”
shitangzhangshaodashifuzhanghuipailepaixiongfu,ziwotuijian,“zheibanxiwozaixing,zheimexienianshilibaxiangnahubanxishierbushi**bande?jiaojiwoyidingnengjininbandetuotuode。”
sheizhishitangzhurenpieletayiyan,yaoleyaotou。
“你不行。”
tameitouyizhou,youxiexianqidehuihuishou,“renjianvfangshibeijingneibianlaidedahu,chiguanlehaodongxi,nizuodeneiximianshangbuletaimian,buxingbuxing!”
“neizanzheieryemeisheihuineishangdeletaimiandegongfua。”
taxingxinghoutuiliangbu,zuoyoukanleliangyanqitashifu,youxiebufu。
“shuobudingrenshanzhenhaiweidechiguanle,jiuaichidianzanzheierdexiangxiacai。”
“你给我闭嘴!”
zhurenhechileyiju,kanxiangqitajige,“youmeiyouhuizuobeijingneibiandecaide,nvfangrenlaidebushao,doushuoxiangchijiaxiangkouwei。”
jirenwenyannikankanwo,wokankanni,douyaoleyaotou。
“zheibeijinglizanzheierzheimeyuan,sheihuia?”zhanghuiyoudingleyiju。
“我来!”
tagangshuowan,yanghongchangjiujuqileshou,“zhuren,wohuixiebeijingdecai,zheiximianer,wozhidingnengjininongdetuotuotietiede。”
“nihui?”zhurenyouxiehuyi,jutalejiezheiyanghongchangyebushigeshuodahuaderen。
dianlediantou,xianglegefazi,“nigenwoguolai,xianbaximianerdedanziliechulai,santianhoujiudebanshier,dongxidexianbeihao。”
yanghongchangganjingenzhezhurenguoqu。
gangzouliangbu,zhanghuijiucoushanglaiyilianbuxiangxindidingzheta,yinyangguaiqidixiaoshengwen。
“nishashihouxuehuizuobeijingdecaile?”
chouzhetaneijianzuihousaideweisuoyang,yanghongchanggenbenlandelihui,yushijiazhuangmeitingdao,kuaizoulejibuganjinzoudaozhurenshenbian。
beishuailelianzi,zheizhanghuixinlibuleyile,molemobizi,youxiebushuangdishanshanshuozhe。
“zheixiaozaiziweikouzheimeda,luanjieximianer,yebupazalezijidezhaopai,yihouhunbuxiaqu。”