第1章
“dieniang，nimenhaiyaohutudaoshenmeshihou！”
“neixuxiucairuoshizhendekanzhongxiaomei，zenmekenenghuiyicicideliyongta，mingyanrendounengkanmingbaideshi，nimenzenmejiuzheimehutu！”
“neixuxiucairuoshizhendexiangyaoquxiaomei，zaojiushangmenlaitiqinle，xiaomeihaiyousangeyuejiuyaojijilebushima？”
“womendaodihaiyaodaotiedaoshenmeshihou，jiazhongbushizhiyoutayigeguniang，qitanvhaidemingshenghaiyaoma？”
“xianzaijingranhaiyaoyongdameiquhuanqupinli，quzhichineixuxiucairihougankao？”
“wodefushengyouzenmeban，tadouqisuile，xianqiandieniangdayinghaode，jinnianyaosongtaquxuetangdea。”
“xianjindashangdameiyishengdexingfuhaibugou，youyaodashangwoerdeyishengma？”
nvzidaizhebumanqingxudekuqiangzaiwuneihuidangzhe，laotongshengyuhongwentanxiyisheng，qiqifanshizezaiyipangmozheyanlei。
nvzidezhangfukanzhetayuyanyouzhi，qitarenjieshichenmobuyu。
xiwuchuangshangtangzheyigeshaonv，toushangbaozhebaitiao，baitiaoshangqinzhexueji。
erbianbuduanchuanlaikunaosheng，tameitouzhouqi，toushanghaichuanlaijutong，xiayishidiyongshoumoleyixia。
“si......”haotong。
yubanxiazhengkaiyanjing，genzheyigujiyiyongrunaohai，tashunjianlengzaidangchang。
这脑残就是她前世？
yubanxiazhongshengqianchushengzaizhongyishijia，tingwentajiazushangyouweinengren，haiyouyijianbaobei，zhiyushishenme，meirenzhidao。
bujiuqian，tayiwaidakaileneijianchuanjiabaodemimi。
yuanlaibianshicengzumuxiaoshihoujitadaishangdeneimeiyuzhui，yiwaizhanrantadexueye，dakailechenfengyijiudemimi。
yuanlaitadezuxianshigexiuzhenzhe，houlaifeishengle。
jiujiangtacengyiwaidedao，peibanletayishengdekongjianshenqiliulexialai，xiangrangjiazuhoubeizaichuyigexiulianzhe。
naihezheimeduonian，yemeirennenggoudakaita。
kaiqikongjianhou，zailitouqilingdezhiyinxia，tafuxialingquanshui，queweinengjihuolinggenchengweixindexiulianzhe。
danyeyiwaididedaolekongzhizhiwudenengli，zhongshengqiandeta，29suibianyijingshixiaoyuquanguodezhongyishengshoule，queyinyiwaichuchehuoerwang。
qilingxiaobaishuotadeqianshiyeyiwaishenwang，takeyibangtahuidaoqianshijixuhuoxiaqu，genzhetaliangyanyihei，jiudaolezheili。
kexiaobaiyemeigaosuta，tadeqianshizheimenaocana。
qianshidetayejiaoyubanxia，shinanjinguoyunshanzhenanpingcunrenshi。
yinweishijiazhongzuixiaodenvhai，zixiaobeipengzaishouxinzhongyangda，budanhaochilanzuo，haihaogaowuyuan。
kanshanglelincundexuxiucai，shishikekedouzaidaotie，qiwangrenjiaxuxiucaiquta。
shishishangneixuxiucaiyagenmeixiangguoyaoquta，zhishixiangcongtashenshangmouquxieliyibale，zheici，xuxiucaizaitamianqianshuomeiqianqugankao。
zheichunhuojiuhuilaiyao，zheiliangnianjiazhongdanfanyouxiehaodongxidoubeitanaqujixuxiucaile。
zijiaguodekekebaba，nalihaiyouqian，tabianyisixiangbi，xiangbipozijiaerjiequjizhenshangnianguowuxundeqianyuanwai，zuoqiehuanqupinlizaiqudaotieneixuxiucai。
jieguo，wantuole，jiangzijizhendezhuangsile。
于是，她就来了。
“zaoniea！”yubanxiafuetucaochusheng。
qianshidetabudanshigenaocan，haishigetiangou，jiuzheicucaodelian，chaoyibaisandetizhong，shigezhengchangrendoukanbushanghaoma？
“xiaobai？”yubanxiahuhuanxiaobai，jieguoyidianfanyingyemeiyou。
xixiganwu，faxiankongjianshigenlaide，zhangkaishou，yisiwanruotoufasibandemuxinengliangzaishouzhongningju。
henhao，muxiyinengyegenlaile。
keshiweishenmedabukaikongjianhelianxixiaobai，yubanxiahencongming，henkuaimingbaiguolai，xiaobaidaitahuidaoqianshi，payebushineimerongyi。
anpingcunkaoshan，ergesuituiyoucanji，quebufangaizoulu，tayeshichangshangshandalie，daoshihouqiutadaizijishangshanquzhaozhaoshancandengwu，yinggaikeyijikongjiantigonglinglizaicidakai。
xianzaiyaoxiananfuxiajiarencaixing。
tazhengzhazheqishen，touhaiyouxieyun，jizijibalegemai，zheishentibeiqianshidetashichangzuo，zhendegenpobuyemeishaqubiele，dehaohaodiaolicaixing。
dengtouyungansanqu，taxiaobudizoudaotangwuli。
“bujiale，yebuhuizaidaotiele，saosao，yihouwoyidinghaohaode，rangjialiguoshanghaorizi，zhengqujinniansonghuziqushangxuetang。”
“adieyeyaozhongxindushu，qukaokeju。”yubanxiaturanchuxian，shuochuzheibanhua。
wuzhuxiangshimeiyouhaoqide，dahuasheibuhuishuo。
“saosao，dengwojiajixuxiucai，dengtagaozhongdinghuifuchijialide。”
zheijuhuahaizaierbianhuidangni，jiutahairangjialiguoshanghaorizi。
yubanyueyekanxiangmeimei，shenseyouxiefuza，danshitayeshizhenxintengaimeimeide。
“xiaxia，nizenmeqilaile，zhaodafushuonidehaohaoyangzhe。”yubanyuehaishiqishenzouxiangmeimei，fuzhetazuoxia。
“erjie，xianqianduibuqi，shiwotaibudongshile，biponijiajiqianyuanwaineiyangdezaolaotouzuoqie。”
“meiguanxide，jiurunishuode，erjiefanzhengyeyaojiaren，ruoshijiqianyuanwaizuoqie，nengrangjialiderizihaoqilai，woyeshiyuanyide。”
tingdaoyubanyuedehua，yubanxiagengshikuijiule，zheidoushiqianshidezijizuoxiadeniea。
“erjie，nitingwoshuo，womenbujiale，zhende，qianyuanwaijianeibian，wohuiqujiejuede。”yubanxiarenzhendidao。
“nijiejue，niruhejiejue！”wuzhuxiangzaicibumandechusheng。
neikeshizhenshangzuiyouqianderenjia，rujindayingxialai，zaiguoyigeyuejiuyaolaitairenle，tamenqiongkurenjiaruhegenqianyuanwaineiyangderenwuduikang。
“ruobushiayeshouxiaoqihaiweiguo，nierjierujindouyijingshirenjiaderenle。”wuzhuxiangyoubumandichushengfanbo。
“goule！”yumanguanjianqizibuyiburao，renbuzhuhechichusheng。
wuzhuxiangdenglezhangfuyiyan，baozhexiaoguinvzuozaiyipangshengmenqile。
yubanxiazhanglezhangzui，zuihoutanxiyisheng，duoshuowuyong，rujintalaile，dinghuirangjialirizihaoguoqilaide。
“dieniang，rangzhiermenxianchuqukehao？”yubanxiayouxiexuruodekaikou。
yuhongwenxianglexiang，diandiantou，wuzhuxiangqidechadianyouyaoshuohua，zuihouhaishixianjianghaizimenganquleyuanziliwan。
ranhoutayouhuidaotangwu，jiangmenguanshang，tadaoshiyaokankantazheigexiaoguzihaiyoushenmehuayaoshuo。
“dieniang，qishizheiciwochadiansile，haiquguimenguanzouleyizao。”
“panguanduiwoshuo，woqianshiqianleneixuxiucai，rujinyesuanshihaiwanle，yihouwozaiyebuhuihutule。”
“haiyou，wozaiguijiezouleyizao，neipanguansonglewoyidianxiaoliwu，ninmenkan。”
yubanxiazhangkaishou，shouliyouyikehuangdou，genzhemuxiyinengcuidong，neihuangdouyirouyankejiandesudufalelvya。
yubanxiadelianseyeyuefadecangbai，manlianshihan，hundaoqian，tarenzhendidao：“woyidinghuirangdajiaguoshanghaorizide！”
shuozhe，tajiuhunleguoqu。