第1章

“lixingye,dengdengwoa。”tangxiyuezhuizaiyiqunrenshenhou,ertahandenanrenshitadenanpengyou,cishizhenglazheyigemeilidenvhaixiangqiankuangben,genbenkanyemeikantayiyan。

“tangxiyueniweilexianhaiyaneryinlaizheimeduosangshi,qusiba。”paozaitangxiyueshenbiandenvhaikanzhehoumianyuelaiyuejindesangshifennulaguotangxiyueyonglixianghoutuiqu。

“aaa!”tangxiyuedaozaidishangbeishenhouzhuishanglaidesangshibaowei,kanzhezijizuiaidenanrenyuelaiyueyuan,zhidaozuihoudoumeikantayiyan,zichaodexiaole,weiletazijihecongxiaoyiqizaigueryuanzhaogutazhangdadelianggegegenaobaile,weiletazijilikaileneigewennuandejiayizhigenzaitadeshenbianyiqichiku,daolemoshizijigengshiweiletafangqilehuidaogegeshenbian,hetayiqizaimoshidaochutaoming,jieguozuihouzijisiledouhuanbulaitadeyicihuimou,shiduomedelingrenhanxin。

“aaa!”tangxiyuejingjiaodezuoqishen,shishendekanzhezhouwei,faxianyiwuzidemaorongwanjuhemenghuandefensejiaju。

“zheishiwojia?”tangxiyuerenchuzheishizijiyuanbendefangjian,buganzhixindeshenchushoukanzhejiebairuannendeshuangshou,meiyoumoshihouweileqiangchidebeidashangdehenji,yemeiyousiqianbeisangshiyaodepopolanlandehenji。

“wozheishizhongshengle?”tangxiyuekuaisunaguoshoujifaxianxianzaishi2028nian4yue6riyejiushimoshiqianbannian。

“hahahaha!wozhongshengle,zhongshengle。”tangxiyuewuzhuliandaxiaodeshuo,turannaozhongshanguowushudehuamian,youxiuxiande,youxiandaide,yougudaide。

“yuanlairuci。”tangxiyuetaitoukanzhezhouwei,zijishiyimingkuaichuanrenyuan,daogegejiemianwanchengnvpeixinyuan,haoburongyiaodaotuixiuxitongturanchulewenti,jiangtasongdaozheiben《moshinvqiang!》dexiaoshuozhongshilejiyi,chedichengweizheibenshuzhongyutatongmingdeedunvpeitangxiyue。

zaizheibenxiaoshuozhongnvzhuwangyuyanyuanbenshiyimingdaxuesheng,hetangxiyuezaiyisuoxuexiao,yinweijiashiputongzhangdepiaoliangzhangzhangduozoutangxiyuedeguanghuan,suoyourendouxihuanta,jiuliantangxiyuedenanpengyoulixingyeyezainei,moshilailinhoudajiazaiyichuyewaiyouwan,moshihouwangyuyanjiushitamenyiqunlidiyigejuexingyinengde,zhihouwangyuyanyongzhezijideyinengyizhibaohuzhedajiataowang,erlixingyediergejuexingyineng,congciliangrenbianchengleduilidebaohusan,shichangyiqiyanjiuruheduizhan,zheijiurangtangxiyuemanmandechanshengledujishichangyinweilixingyehewangyuyanzoudetaijinhelixingyechaojia,zuihoulixingyeshoubuledetichulefenshoushidetangxiyuegengjiafenhen,caichuxianleyinlaidapisangshixiangshalewangyuyanquedaozhizijizuihoucansi。

“zhenshiyuchunzhiji。”tangxiyuexiangqizijiqianshideyiqiexingweibuxiedexiaole,jiranzhongshengletajiubuhuianzhaoshuzhongnvpeijiejuzou,genghekuangzijihaihuifulejiyi。

“zhuren,zhurennizhongyuxingle。”yidaoruoxiaodeshengyinchuanlai。

“huzi?”tangxiyuetingdaoshuxideshengyinyankuangshunjianshile,tahaijizhezaixitongchuxianguzhangdeshihou,shihuzipinmingyongzuihoudeliliangjiangtasongdaozheigeshijiede。

“zhuren,woxiangnile。”huzihuayinliyedailekuyin。

“woyexiangnile。”tangxiyueleiluolexialai,turanhuamianyibian,tangxiyuechuxianzaileyichushiwaitaoyuanbandeshanguzhong,jiujianshanguzhongkaimantaohua,mandideqizhenyishou,sanfazhetianxiangdelingquan,manshiyaoxiangdeyaoyuan,jiemangezhonggeyangshuiguodeguoshu。

“zhuren。”zaitangxiyuejinlaideyishunjianyizhipanghudexiaobaihupujintangxiyuehuaizhong。

“huzi。”tangxiyuekaixindebaozhuxiaobaihu。

“zhuren。”huziqinmidecenglecengtangxiyue。

“hekuaichuanjulianxishanglema?”tangxiyuehehuziniwaileyihuihouwen。

“meiyou,kuaichuanjuxiaoshile,zenmelianxidoulianxibushang。”huziyaotou。

“ai!bale,neiyihouwomenjiuzhinengzaizheigeshijieyanglaole。”tangxiyuetanxideshuo。

“zhuren,buguanzainahuziyizhihuipeizheni。”huzidexiaonaodaiaizhetangxiyuedetoucengleceng。

“ng!woyehuiyizhihehuzizaiyiqide。”tangxiyuejinjindebaozhehuzi。

“zhurennikan。”huziyihuixiaozhuazi,tangxiyuemianqianbianchuxianleyigedapingmu。

“zhuren,zheishiwozainiqianshidengzhenisuxingzhishixiugaidexitong,congciyihounizhiyaoshasangshijiuhuibianchengjifen,keyiduihuanzheiliderenhedongxi。”huzijieshi。

“taihaole,moshishenmedoushao,jiusangshizuiduo。”tangxiyuekaixindexiaole。

“zhuren,jinshengkebiezailianainaole,qianshikanzhenineiyuchundeyangziwodouxianqi。”huzipiepiezui,yaobushizijinengliangbugouzhenxiangjizijiazhurenliangbazhang,haodiurende。

“fangxin,jinshengjueduibuhuizaineimechun。”tangxiyuemolemohuzi,youhehuziwanleyihuihouchulekongjian。

xianglexiang,xianzaidezijiweileneigezhananzhengzaihezijidegegemennaobieniu,xiangqiqianshilianggegegezaimoshilimaozheshengmingweixiandaochuxunzhaoziji,kezaizhaodaozijihou,zijijingranweileneige**erpaoqiletamen,xianzaixiangxiangneishitamenshiwangtongxindeyanshen,tadouxintongzizenanren。

xiaodeshihoutamenyiqibeisongdaogueryuan,yinweishitongyigedifangqude,suoyitamensangetebieqinjin,ertayouxiaoyouruogenbenqiangbuguobiedexiaopengyouhaizongbeiqifu,shitamenyizhibaohuzheta,houlaizhangdale,tamenyiqichulaichuangdangshehui,yiqizhuguohuochezhan,chiguomantouxiancai,ermeicizhiyaoyouyidianhaochidetamendouhuiliujiziji,zuihoutamenkaozijidenenglichuangchuyipiantiandihougengshihuzheta,shenmedoushizuihaode,erzijixiguanletamendehao,wanglezijideshenfen,ganjuetamendefuchushineimedelisuoyingdang,quewanglezijihetamenmeiyourenhedexueyuanguanxi,moshiletamensuoyoudefuchu,zhiweileneige**zhanan。

“wo**debushigedongxi。”tangxiyuerenbuzhumaqianshideziji,binghaobuyouyudejizijileliangbazhang,zhandoudeshounaguoshoujianxialeshuxidehaoma。

“wei!”dianhuaneitoujihushimiaojie,danshuohuadeshengyinbuzaiwenrou,youzhekeyidelengdan。

“gege。”tangxiyuetingdaoshuxideshengyinrenbuzhuhongleyan,suirantadejiyihuilaile,mingbaizijibushizhendetangxiyue,danqianshihetamenyiqizhangdadeshiziji,hetamenmeiyouxueyuanquegengshengyouxueyuandehaishita,suoyitahetamenzhijiandeganqingshizhende。

“yueer,zenmele?bieku。”duifangtingdaotangxiyuedaizhekuyindejiaosheng,shunjianlengdanweichibuzhule。

“gege,gege,gege,duibuqi,duibuqi。”tangxiyueleiluolexialai,zhongyurenbuzhudaku。

“yueer,nigaosugegenizainali?”duifangzhejidewen。

“wozaijialiwuwu!”tangxiyuebiankubianhuida。

“dengzhe,wohenixiaogegelikehuiqu。”duifangshuowanjiugualedianhua,ertangxiyuerengranbuguanbugudekuzhe,kandekongjianzhongdehuzixianqidebiekaitou,zenmeguoleyishideyuchunnvpei,zijiazhurenbiandezheimeaikule?kuaihaitaneigeshafaguoduan,binglengwuqingdezhurenaaa。