“fake！haibuxiaotingshiba！”
lisanguinubukee，shangqianhuiqiquantouxiangwangdachundelianshangzalai。
zhikexi，zheicitadesuduzaiwangdachunyanli，mandegenmayiyiyang，qingsongjiubeiwangdachunjiniezhulequantou。
“你！”
李三贵懵了。
taganjuezijidequantouhaoxiangbeiyizhiqiangyoulidetieqianjiqianzhuleyiyang，nandongfenhao！
“lisangui，nisidingle！”
咔嚓！
huayingangluo，kacayisheng，lisanguidequantouwangshangyizhe，shouwanguzheduan！
“呃啊！！！”
yishengqicandeaijiaoshengzaiwuzilihuidangerqi。
“啪！”
wangdachunyanshenbinglengrudaofeng，yibazhangchouzaitadelianshang，dangjijiubalisanguijichoufeichuqibamikaiwai，yaobushishenhoudeqiangbidangzhuleta，zheibazhangnengbatachouchushijimiyuan！
“dingxiangsao，nimeishiba！”wangdachunganjinshangqianjiangbaidingxiangshenshangdeshengzijijiekai，jiangzijidewaitaotaozaitashenshang。
cishidebaidingxiangyijinglengzhule。
tameixiangdaowangdachunjuranzheimelihai，qianyimiaohaibeirenanzhubudedongdan，xiayimiaojiuhaoxiangbianlegerenside。
“大春你……”
“fangxinbadingxiangsaowomeishi，zheikouqiwohuibangnichu。”
shuozhe，wangdachunniuleniubozidabuxianglisanguitalai。
lisanguimanzuishixue，yikouyanxunhuangyaquanbubeichoufei。
shouwanshangbaisesenrandegujiequanbubaoluzaiwai，kanshangqujiweishenren！
“da、dashazi，nixiangganshenme？”
jiandaowangdachunbubukaojin，lisanguizhongyuyishidaobuduijing，huangle。
“ganshenme？dangranshinongsinile。”wangdachunlengmouhanyishan，taiqidajiaocaitazailisanguideduanshouchu，yonglinianyazhe。
“呃啊！！！”
lisanguitengdecanjiaolianlian，quanshendoudabaizi。
“nibushihenxihuanzhaorenwanyouxime。xinga，wopeinihaohaowan！baozhengmanzunisuoyoudexuqiu！”
wangdachuntongyangtaochuyimeiyingbi，wangtianshangyipao，luozaishoubeishanghou，lijiyonglingyizhishouwuzhu。
“花还是字？”
“wo、wobuwanxingbuxing？”
砰！
wangdachunjiaoxiayiyongli，tengdelisanguichadianhanniang。
“我玩、我玩！”
“花还是字？”
“花！花！”
lisanguiyaozheya，qiangrentengtongshuodao。
dangwangdachunnakaishouzhang，liezuiyixiao，dao：“baoqian，nicaicuole。”
shuozhe，tanaqijiaoluolideyigetiechui，pengdiyisheng，jiuzabaolelisanguiyizhijiaozhi！
“嗷！！！”
lisanguizaicifachucanlidejiaosheng。
suoweishizhilianxin，zheiyichuichadianmeirangtatengyunguoqu。
“zaijiniyicijihui。”wangdachunxingzhinonglie，jiangyingbizaicipaodaotiankong，ranhouluozaihoubeishang，zaizuoshougaizhu。
taiqitoukanzheta：“huahaishizi？”
“字！字！字！”
lisanguihanliujiabei，naodaishangquanshilenghan。
wangdachunxiaodao：“niqueding？”
“que……bu！bu！hua，shihua！！”
wangdachunnakaigaizhuyingbidezuoshou，chuxianzailisanguiyanqiandeheranshiyingbide‘zi’！
“我艹！”
lisanguidengzhedayan，houhuidexiangmaniang。
“baoqian，niyoucaicuole。”
shuowan，shouqichuiluo，yishengcanjiao，lisanguiyoushiyigenjiaozhibeichuichengleroujiang，jiazazhebaigu——
zhenggeguochengkuaizhunhen，yiqihecheng！
“ea！！wobuwanle，wobuwanle。”lisanguiaihaozhe。
wangdachunyaoyaotou，liezuixiaodao：“buhaoyisi，youxicaigangkaishi，meiyoujieshuyishuo。danfanniganggangjianchi‘zi’，yebuhuishiquyigenjiaozhi。”
李三贵：“……”
“zailai，huahaishizi？”
“字！”
“确定？！”
“确定！”
“ea！！！wodejiaozhi！wodejiaozhi！！！”
“zailai，huahaishizi？”
……
rucifanfu，lisanguijihumeiyouyicicuodui，shigenjiaozhi，lengshibeichuibaolewugen！
zuihouyichuixiaqu，gengshibalisanguitengyunsileguoqu。
“zheicaiwuchuijiuwanbuqile？”wangdachunmilemiyan，yanzhongshanshuozhehanguang，takemeidasuanzheimeqingyifangguota，ershihuitoukanxiangneilianggezaoyibeizheimuhedesesefadou，daqibuganchuandexiaodimazi。
“guolai，yongniaobatazixing。”
王大春指着他们。
“我、我没尿！”
“woyemeiniao！niaobuchulai！”
wangdachunsongsongjian，biaoshi：“meishi。wojinimenliangchui，nimenjiuyouniaole。”
shuozhe，tatiqitiechuijiuyaoqishen。
“wo、woturanyouyoule！”
一个小弟立即说道。
“我也有了！”
另一人点头。
王大春：“……”
“zita，wangzuilizi。”wangdachunnazhetiechuizhanzaitamenshenhou。
liangrenyizuoyiyou，duizhelisanguidezuilijiuzi。budaoyihuiergongfulisanguijiuqingxingleguolai。
kandaowangdachunhaimeidasuanfangguota，lianmangpaqilaiguizaidishangjiujiwangdachundachang《zhengfu》
“jiuzheiyangbeinizhengfu……”
ercishizaiwaimianbafengdewangyoucaizuodengyoudeng，shizaishidengdeyouxiezheji。youqishitingdaowulichuanlaidezhenzhencanjiaosheng，tahaiyiweishiwangdachundejiaosheng。
xingfenzhixia，tuimenerru。
然！
dangtakandaolisanguisanrenguizaidishangdachangzhengfu，neiweiqu，kelian，ruoxiao，manlianshixuedeyangzi。dunshiwangyoucailianshangdexiseyixiazijiujiangzhule。
“抱歉，打扰了。”
shuowan，zhuanshenbatuijiuliule。
李三贵：“……”
两马仔：“……”
“lai，womendeyouxijixu。”wangdachunxianglisanguigougoushouzhi。
“haiwan？laoda，qiunile。zanbuwanxingma？”lisanguidaoxinchedibengkuile。
xiangtatangtangqingshanzhenhunhunxiaotoumu，kanguoren，jianguoxue，dafengdalangyejianguo，kemianduiwangdachunzheizhongfeirenwanfa，zaihaodexintaiyedebeng。
taqingchu，zheichangyouxitabukenengying。yinweiyingbizaiduifangshouli，taxiangrangbianchenghua，jiubianhua，xiangrangbianzijiubianzi。
jixuwanxiaqu，lingyizhijiaodejiaozhikongpayebaobuzhule。
yushitajiangkeliandemuguangtouxiangyipangdebaidingxiang，yuqidaizheaiqiu，shuo：“meimei，zaiwanxiaqujiuyaochurenmingle！niyebuxiangnijiachengweixiongzhaiba！kuaibangwoquanquantaba。”
baidingxiangsuiranduilisanguihenfennu，kebijingzheishiershitananrenwangyoucaizudeju，yaoshijintianzhenbazheilisanguijirenjidasidacanle，yuwangdachuneryan，yemeiyourenhehaochu，quanhenglibibaidingxiangganmangshangqianduiwangdachunshuodao：“dachun，gaijiaoxunyejiaoxunle，yaobu？fangletamenba？”
wangdachunkanlebaidingxiangyiyan，haozaibaidingxiangbingweishoudaoshizhixingwumie。xianglexiang，shuodao：“dingxiangsao，jiuzheimefangguotamen，taibianyile。”
shuozhe，talengkudemouzizhigougoudingzhelisanguisanren。
“xiangyaohuoming，de……”
“得什么？！”
lisanguisanrenyanbabakanzheta。